Your cunt

well at least they are pretty damn close if they aren't
t. icelandic girl fucker pro

I've been using condoms for a while but the last girl I fucked wouldn't let me fuck her without a condom

Definitely people are but for sure there's lot of raw sex going on too. Especially those tinder sluts hate condoms. I remember this one time I matched with this really hot girl who I asked for a date but then said she just prefers to meet up for sex and said she didn't use condoms. Even though she said she was paranoid about her health. For some reason she flaked but kept sending me nudes.

no, condoms are illegal

My roommate got chlamydia once from fucking a norwegian girl he met in a club raw, so I believe you

pfft condoms are for noobs

I wish I had enough hair for the zoomer haircut
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What's with nordics being so promiscuous and prone to STDs? I thought you guys had everything sorted out.

>german calling anyone promiscuous
your women were literally easiest pussy i ever had

>one night stands
Imagine throwing the dice every time you have sex
Could be decent sex could be shit sex
Steady relationships have more and better sex
Get that shallow no self-esteem shit out of your life

Get better taste, then.

what's annoying is I do have a head full of hair and no apparent hair loss but past a certain point cutting it short makes me really weird

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Norway cuties doesn't want to wear condom?
I'm moving to oslo right now lemme just grab my Burzum tee

This.

i'm not saying they werent good uwu

Exactly how easy are women in Germany? My dick just got hard thinking about it.

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If you can’t score in Brazil, you won’t score anywhere else either.

well from what i talked with them, they seemed to be very interested in nordics, so i don't know if it would be the same for you. But like for me, i'm not even very attractive and i didnt have to approach anyone once. Just go to a bar and your exotic looks and bad german speaking skills will have girls coming to you, not the other way around :D
And desu, this might not work in Berlin or Hamburg or something where foreigners are more common than Germans themselves, do like i did and actually visit the smaller towns and cities a bit in the countryside.

I'm not saying I can't hook up with girls here, you pretentious fuck. I'm just thinking about it where I should land first to get my wiener moisturized with STDs next time I go out on vacation.

I’ve hit a nerve there.

You're here asking a guy larping as pua on the international board of a mongolian throat singing forum. Your chances are below 0.

>german women
>interested in nordics

That's weird, I thought they preferred niggers nowadays.
I think I have most slavic traits tho, I would probably have to do something to copulate

Part 1
>Son, are you ok?

Part 2
>I know, son. Let's fuck

Part 3
>Come on, we used to do it all the time.