You wake up in the typical American suburb

>teens in the suburbs is ideal
Having to drive everywhere puts you at a greater risk of an accident and accidents are the biggest killer of teens in America. Not to mention it's boring as fuck in a time when you want fun places to go.

>NOOOOO
>YOU CANT DRIVE AS A TEEEN ITS DANGEROUS
soy pussy

>suburban faggot calling a city chad a pussy

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I live in a city retard. stay afraid of driving pussy

typical suburb sissy backpedaling

>hurr i live in a city
Probably some conservative shithole like Wichita that has horrible pedestrian-unfriendly streets and constant fatal accidents.

I live in Manchester, when I lived in a suburb it was right next to Chicago

Offer to mow some lawn

Souless modern neighborhoods take a serious toll on you're mental health. Streetcar suburbs are far and away superior.

>grab bike
>head out with friends to get some ice pops
>Continue construction on our fort in the woods a little while south of the neighborhood
>Go back home for snacks, lunchables with kool-aid
>Say hi to Misses Jenkins and her cat along the way
>She gives us hard candy
>Go to the basketball court
>Rival group is already there
>Play a pickup 4v4 game
>They get called back for their lunch
>Sweltering sun, 100°f outside
>Decide to meet up at the pool to cool off
>Jimmy's Mom orders us Pizza for Lunch
>impromptu pool party
>In the middle of playing Marco-Polo
>Girls from our class show up
>Invite them to join us
>Get to feel them up since we "had our eyes closed"
>Done with the pool, we switch to the play-ground to dry off
>Playing spider, get a few more "eyes closed" moments in
>Someone trips
>Everyone laughs and helps them up
>Game's done, now we're bored
>Rival kids group shows back up
>Organize capture the flag, or some other team based game with all the kids in the neighborhood
>Running around, sun beginning to set, fireflies start to come out, faint sound of cicadas in the background
>You hear the dinnerbell ring. Call a time out and say your goodbyes. Say you'll see them all at school tomorrow
>You hop on your bike and head back home, dusk turning to twilight, to see your house's lights on in the distance
>As you approach, you see your Mom and little sister, standing at the door waiting for you.
> "Welcome Home sweetheart"
>You see your Dad, back from work, sitting on the couch by the fire, reading the newspaper as usual
> "Hey there champ, have a good day today?"
>You sit down for Dinner
>T-bone Steak, with a side of potatoes, and a basket with fresh bread-rolls

It really is fucking like that. Shit was a paradise

Extremely based and only apartment dwelling Yuro scum says otherwise.
I'm married. I spend my time at home with my wife, we both play instruments so we can be as loud as we want. I can do anything I want to my house like paint it, change the floors, etc. I've started getting into gardening and have space to plant stuff. It's only a shirt drive to my job and there are lots of stores and shops nearby because my city isn't trash.
It's absolutely based. We want to start trying for a kid and when that happens we'll probably look for a bigger house.
Overall it's amazing

How old are you?

US suburb > European apartments in diversity district

Sounds like a millennial :|

30.

I am 30 also but single.
How did you find your wife?

>population barely over 100k in total
>city
Try again

Us mutts have already been living in a state of quarantine our whole lives.

Did you go to Northwestern?

no I moved back here when I graduated highschool

Alone or with family?.

>die of having no community, means of producing one's own food, and a general sense of special entropy

life in the american suburb would be exactly the same as it is now
>wake up
>walk the dog
>come home
>shower
>sit by the pc
>make something to eat
>go to the gym
>come home
>sit by pc til dinner time
>make dinner
>sit at pc til its time to sleep
>sleep

make a DNA test or investigate your family's genealogic tree.
you might or might not find something interesting.

With family. I lived in my uncles basement for awhile and after that watched after my uncles property after he moved out of state until he sold it and I got my own place.

what the fuck is it with this meme? do other countries have no single-family housing? is the concept of suburbia so alien to the rest of the world?