/bit/

hes got a schnozz for sure. is that anglo genes?

janny MIA

I used to think that Mark was the most accurate Gospel, and each subsequent Gospel became more and more embellished by the objectives of the authors until by John the author was basically just making things up (in order for Jesus to better fit emerging Christology by the end of the first century). But Mark's probably not historically accurate either, just the least embellished.

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our kid still has it

youtube.com/watch?v=1UUo5IdjEIg

>"/brit/" thread
>five yank/bean yank posts already
grim 2bh

clogwog was complaining about tiktok orbiting simps 2 days ago glad to see hes back to being one himself

which one is the thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture?

Literally all I’ve been eating lately is one can of chicken a day

Canned chicken. Every day. Low in calories and high in protein.

dirty thread splitting centraca

all of them.

Using the criterion of embarrassment and what we know about the region at the time we can probably safely say that Jesus was a first century Jewish apocalyptist from Galilee, who like many Jewish apocalyptists believed the apocalypse would literally happen within his lifetime. He was a commoner/peasant so his religious beliefs would've already been similar to that of the Pharisees (belief in the resurrection of the dead, belief in the legitimacy of the oral torah, punishment of the wicked in the afterlife, all Jews should behave as priests in a kingdom of priests, the torah should be interpreted "liberally" meaning the point is to love God and love others - meaning he had no problem violating stringent religious laws that he thought infringed upon this, he would've been educated around Synagogues with Pharisees, etc.) He spoke Aramaic and Koine Greek, and maybe Hebrew although that's less likely. He may or may not have been literate, although that wouldn't have been necessary to "study" and debate the scriptures. Like many Jews of his time he could hold racist views of gentiles as being inferior, especially Canaanites (Mark 7:24-27, Matthew 15:21-26).

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fancy moving to yankland

oh I've had that a bit occasionally
>proper tasty as well
fuck sakes lad

hard to really decide if id take a yank over a continental on flag alone
they're both just so unfathomably grim

fuck off we're full

Which thread are we using then ffs, come on i've got posts to make

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We can say he was baptized, betrayed by one of his followers, and crucified since Christians wouldn't have invented things so embarrassing since some directly undermine the claim of being a Messiah and cause a theological headache. He probably was also difficult for his apostles to understand and probably fitted the definition of a "charismatic leader" (meaning he was energetic and eager, very wise with high emotional intelligence and expert understanding of scripture, inspired personal loyalty from his followers - even through he was eventually betrayed, but also emotionally unstable and volatile - needing to withdraw from crowds and often retreat into the wilderness for extensive periods of time). We can also say that Jesus' big message was the immanent apocalypse and the need for people to repent before the immanent arrival of the Kingdom of God, since that message dominates most of the early Gospels and early letters of Paul (before there's a shift in later NT writings emphasizing the divinity of Jesus himself and de-emphasizing the immanent apocalypse, although Mark also claims Jesus is the son of God just 30 years after Jesus' life).

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CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PICARD
OF THE U S S ENTERPRISE

eating a doughnut

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Love that thread quality is determined by the first five flags of the posts, fucking /brit/

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reckon it'd be an easy shag

>I'm an artist
>Not being allowed to take the coronavirus test because I'm not essential

what could be more essential than the artist?

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sex

It's hard to say if Jesus himself preached that he was God, or the son of God, or the son of Man, or if the son of Man was supposed to be someone else (a cosmic figure, not Jesus, who ushered in the apocalypse and established the Kingdom of God). But by Second Thessalonians (51 AD, if authentic) and definitely at least by Philippians (55 AD, which is authentic) Jesus is already identified as divine and the figure identified as returning to usher in the apocalypse, meaning within 25 years of Jesus' death the church was already seeing Jesus as God and the son of Man. Paul also claiming he saw the risen Jesus and was able to find a community of his followers believing Jesus was the messiah (even though he died) just 3-6 years after Jesus was killed means that Jesus was believed to be the messiah by his followers immediately, who also believed he was risen from death and would return within their lifetimes to usher in the apocalypse almost immediately.

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aha lad

odds on you lick it

>have sucked off 3 blokes
Based, I can be number four if you'd like

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Where to? Run it on down

>Canned
>chicken

Refuse to understand this fad

Are you from the south?

wait do they only test essential people in the uk lol?
no wonder your death rates are so high

He's actually a very early example of facial reconstruction surgury. He was a fighter pilot in WW2 and got his face completely smashed up in a crash. Hence his extremely wonky face. This pic is him before the crash

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it would be, what accent do you have? not sure if the scouse would fly desu

Why does he wear the scissors?

where are her god damned tits?

>"I'm an artist"
>*hasn't written anything for the past 5 years*
unironically what did fatboy mean by this

Good looking guy before the crash. Never knew that about him

is it chopped like spam or is it a full chicken in a can like in that pic

Based omnivore

Not fucking men is bluepilled and very limiting.

yorkshireman, could easily adapt if a shag is on the menu

No yanks lad sorry, nothing personal I just think its bad enough of a slap in a face to god to put a cock in my mouth but for it to be mutilated he'd be furious

what shall i coom to?
gf has been busy all week havent coomed in her since sunday night and anime feet just dont do it for me anymore need a new lockdown obsession

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Abundance Pretty women with no shame to whoring and ready access to the internet is a strange combination

stop escaping my filters you fucking bongs

>Coronarama
>27% of cases are cured
>7% of cases are DEAD
>2% of cases are critical
>64% of cases are active (non-critical)

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its not a /brit/ thread look at the title we definitely should migrate to the real /brit/

HUEUHUEUHUEUHUEUHUE

REAL /brit/ here

Im scouse and literally every american ive ever met has asked if im australian/irish or scottish. Granted my accent isnt particularly strong like those dickheads who force their accent like theyre trying to prove something but generally you yanks havnt got a fucken clue

yeah you foren cunts go there we'll catch up

o-ok haha no I get it

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nothing burger?

Who fucking cares pair of twats
Already posting here am not fucking moving