/brit/

I have a new ASMRfu

woops, forgot the pic

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His name is Alex Jahans aka Alexander Gordon Jones aka The Great Farshnuke

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shit spelling mate

Glitch in the matrix

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/rsgg/ sent me
Go and fuck yourself
Get good or give up
No fun allowed

youtube.com/watch?v=Wxctvb6ONHk

post her

>Any comment, user?

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simp behaviour

how does one get to this stage without being so disgusted they improve themselves?

Bizarre fat distribution

dont be rude

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sue

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morelife to my mate deno

sucking a golf ball also fuck the janny

New bad dragon arrived today my arsehole looks like what you see in a kaleidoscope

Whats going on here?

I’ve shagged girls with smaller tits

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alri

take it off neek

shush you schmuck

always click on those shota threads in Yas Forums there's always something good in there

>Only god forgives
absolute kino that

Need a Jap gf

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I eat shit like you for breakfast every day

Dropping his coke for when the cops show up

its all a drag

disarmed a diversity attacker and now has to ditch his stash

want to suck on them titties

london got culturally enriched, the enricher got taken down and he took away his knife of peace.

if anyone even imagines this post then ur a battyman say less

shut up freak your mums got a sandy box

Have you ever seen that HEH, hav- what's that show uh have you ever seen that movie? Fuck what's- that's a good movie man. Fuckin' uh... uh what's that guys name, fucks sakes man. That guys super famous from uh, uuhh.... that meme movie, what's that movie called, Drive? What's that guys name... RYAN GOSLING! What's that fuckin movie called? Only God Forgives, have you seen that movie man? Dude that is a fuckin goood movie man, like... like, fuck man, like... the-they crank out a lot'a movies man but that is a art film. S'like Bangkok, and he's like fuckin uh, he's like uh, runs like a fuckin uh, a dope selling operation with his brother, and they're like in a boxing gym in Bangkok. Like, dude pffffttt, that's a pffftt, like kinda like if you like sketchy sorta like, uh.. art films, that's a good movie.

He produces literally zero testosterone.

ah yes ridiculous antisemitic conspiracy theories

y'all eat pieces of shit?

Wish suuuuuposter would get arrested

Nice gimmick

gonna score higher on the autism test due to reading this

toilberg is so generous allowing people to take their statutory annual leave when they choose

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nonce

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Sucking diego's willy for 7.5% off next month's rent

bro what is this 5yo humour

do better x

clearly. i feel sorry for people like this, they never stood a chance.

who is this bitch

>that loo roll
grim

Yeah good movie hey

imagine what you would score if you actually said it

He’s surrounded by his non-terrorist mates

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I want to hug him and then pat his bald head haha

Anyone got that webm of Nige being interviewed and then eating a crisp? Please post

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who let the seething kike out of the oven?

hello you silly boys x

one time the girl was so drunk she didn't have a clue where she was and also i work with her so didn't for obvious reasons
one girl really liked me but was a bit mental and didn't want to have sex
the other time i got as far as i ever have, played with her tits and stuff then she got on top of me and started grinding on me. Told me to take my pants off and i did but i was soft af and couldn't get hard

genuine fan of smash mouth

How do you feel knowing that the semen in all these tissue contain semen spilled to the thoughts of eating shrunken females?

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Nigella Lawson, domestic goddess

filtered

holy shit dude, it doesn't even look like he's lining up with the mattresses.

hehe

wont get none of your cds back haha

the guy that took the knife off that terrorist bloke on the last london bridge happening had a massive bag of coke in his pocket and threw it away for when the police arrive

for me it's when women see a guy down in the dumps and they try and make it their job to improve that persons life

do you have an onlyfans?

they'd probably have to come up with new diagnostic codes

Took the knife of the terrorist

Mental how toilberg gets props for simply following the law

never happens

No you wont faggo

doesn't even happen in disney

Is this what happens when Zoomers (generation zyklon) grow up?
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>mental health
doesnt exist
weak cunts need purging

Diane Abbots son is a meth addict. How the fuck did that happen she sent him to a private school?

>the other time i got as far as i ever have, played with her tits and stuff then she got on top of me and started grinding on me. Told me to take my pants off and i did but i was soft af and couldn't get hard
grim
what happened then

wow she is 60 years old!
she really enjoys using adrenochrome made of infant foreskins

stuck a courgette up my you know what but it's just been sucked right up there :o

I've seen a few women try and do it but the guy always rejects their advances

I think I might have an inkling

>5'8
IT'S OVER

is europe still like this

socio-economic circumstances

*jumps off the vehicle and flies towards you*
*smiles*
*wanders off*

what game is this

>is europe still like this

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Racism. Simple as.

any max hardcore man in

Grim. If my boss said no to any annual leave i was entitled to id tell him to fuck off and bounce. Ive been on the dole before and id go on it again

Me jumping off the armoured vehicle

I blame white people

I am 5'7 and have had sex with multiple women

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because theyre always have am agenda
wonder always want something, theyre selfish materialistic cunts

If you mean Max Powers then yes

cry more?

rorkes fault as usual

favourite max hardcore quote?

Where the fuck do you even buy Crystal meth? i know drugs are all around us but i have never even heard of anyone doing meth in europe...

Yawning and tired, yet cannot sleep

Ah yes

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im a bender lads

>mental health

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looks like that model of a guy who could survive a car crash.

it's honestly a good excuse if you're a professional dosser like me. had loads of days off at my job cause i was getting coked up all the time. manager called me in and was about to sack me so i said i had depression. after that they left me alone lmao

>kino

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I’ve tried meth, can get it online and in big cities like London

listening to ghostemane

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dunno
one of my dads mates was dying of cancer and he wanted to try some before he croaked
never managed to get any though

>get to know a nerdy girl with very niche interests
>conversation turns to sex
>yeah I can't remember how many I've been with, also I made a lot of new friends in school as soon as I hit puberty, weird right?

Every. Single. Time.

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desu if my mum was dianne abbot id turn to drugs too

Women's fashion in the 30s was so cool, the woman in the red coat is pure /fa/

i hate everybody

The Imperials are clever, industrious thieves and con men. Their legions are invincible, but individually they are weak and cowardly.

Which British constituency does Trump represent again?

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she stated to get upset asking if it was a problem with her and if i didn't like her. then she started kissing me really slowly for ages trying to get me going. Asked what i was in to and i just stayed silent. She said i just looked terrified and she could tell i was inexperienced. Stayed the night then went home in the morning and haven't spoke to her since

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i've heard its use in the uk was pretty much entirely limited to benders who have wierd meth bender fuck parties

Let's not forget the various fluids injected into Jim Sterling's wife that Jahans has written about extensively

post toot

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>yeah I can't remember how many I've been with
translation: not as many as she wants you to think
she's larping as a femshagger

It's called Chem-Sex and it's a valid lifestyle choice you fucking bigot

literally me making small talk with the normies at work

Asnin dark web? Fuck that shit ive never been able to find shit on it. What was it like?

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Can't imagine telling 'berg "I can't come in on the 'morrow, mental health problems" would probably think I was a right twat

Looks a lot like Schizo ngl

So bored I'm thinking texting my dealer tomorrow and seeing if I can meet him
What's the sitch, any of you lads been getting on it

Do you support Darren Till in his run for the UFC Middleweight championship?

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my dad is playing tug of war with dogberg

a 300kg landwhale still only counts as one

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>Diane Abbott’s diplomat son threatened her with scissors and attacked nine emergency workers when hooked on the drug crystal meth.

>The terrified MP called police begging for help when James Abbott-Thompson began chasing her round her house with the scissors while claiming he had a gun in his dressing gown.

>He bit one officer as he was sectioned with drug-induced psychosis

Howling at the mental image (emphasis on mental)

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i am starting to get tired of this stupid lockdown

No More Simps 2020

are you really beto

what are they smelling?

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yeah 3-4 times a week

did anyone else like korn

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>the semen in all these tissue contain semen
What am I like lads
How could I forget. And also the similar works which he presented to that tranner laura Dale

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don't know what my dad is doing

Rorke wants to ban this.

Anxiety and depression mean I haven't slept. I will be less than useless in work, please mark it as a sick day under mental health. thanks.

Now I just say "sick - mh stuff"

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ew

one shudders to think

get over it you freak

In my case it was at a festival, was crashing hard from spending a whole day on coke and ket, asked my mate if I could have some speed to keep my going, he was out but offered me some meth he had brought online.
Don’t even really remember what it felt like as I carried on with the K straight after lmao

Is "not religious but spiritual" the dominant faith amongst under-35s?

my bf's pooey bum
god I love that smell

Think it's a bit bait though as I'll have to drive to his flat and wait in the car park

Me and all my mates shag at least two new girls off swipe apps every week, even Steve who is a munter.
If you're doing less than that you must be ugly as fuck ngl.

>chasing her round her house with the scissors

Can't have been going very fast, she's a big lass with diabetes so her feet are all fucked too

I am trying to give our Australian friend confidence, do not try to tear me down

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why

*my mates and I

Number 15.
/brit/ brown poster.

The last thing you’d want in your /brit/ thread is to see a post made by a brown person from America. But as it turns out, that may be exactly what you get.

having a drink lads

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>NO NOT THE SCISSORS! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!!!

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premarital sex is a sin you godless animals

He must hate her. Meth makes you very focused on what to do but very unaware at the same time.

is that kier starmer?

been meeting my guy in different spots and it's always hella bait. people are everywhere cause of the lockdown walking their dogs and exercising. going to his flat sounds ideal, just chill in your car with the lights off or suttin