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tomorrow

>tfw low test

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kek

when you fix this damn door

if there's hope, it lies with the proles

never

would knob

>kek

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BOW

>When does lockdown end?

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Dumped all my whiskey this morning
Said it was the end
Now drinking cans of carling
I just can't stop

Azula

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topkek sir
topkek

JAV when

you are... gud boy

azsneeda

I can't take it anymore, especially in the last two years or so. At first I was just a shitty boyfriend all the time because I'd get "tired" of any given girl after like a couple months of dating, so that it became a chore to continue the charade (especially since I only dated smart/put-together women who wanted meaningful long term shit, and I genuinely didn't want to waste their time or break their hearts).

But at least back then I was still capable of enjoying Tinder hookup nonsense, sort of. Even though I hated every second of it and it made me want to kill myself to associate with tinder whores and pretend to be their gay little entertainment for an evening, I was still interested in pussy. Then I stopped even enjoying the sex, because it's all the fucking same, but at least I was still THEORETICALLY interested in pussy.

But at some point even that has gone away. My sex drive is the same, I still value love and companionship and I think people should have marriages and shit, but I can't bring myself to think women are worthwhile. The sex is totally fucking pointless for me now, something clicked in my mind that makes me see them as actual retards and their pussy as this accidental attachment, so I'm basically molesting a retard to play with its cooter. I literally feel like a pedophile when I date a 25 year old woman because it's just a big stupid erratic child, and I know deep down I'm really only there for its pussy.

So I tried dating smart and impressive women, women I feel privileged to call a friend, but what's the point then? I could just be friends with them but that just feels like being roommates, and I don't like having a roommate. Am I supposed to inherently enjoy "going out" with some bitch just because she's a woman?

Where do I go from here? I'm at the best time of my life for meeting women but I see them as dumb boring children, and I see sex the way most men see masturbation, as barely necessary and kind of sad.

tired of the clapping

then clap n'more

>tfw can't browse Yas Forums during the week cause I like to watch new eps of my favourite shows at the weekend and most air/stream the new eps during the week and the board is always full of spoilers

even my attempts to filter them don't work as theres always multiple random non-/[show in question]/ threads or just even screeners

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youtube.com/watch?v=mfUpn6pJFrs

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always feel like wanking when I've just had a shower, fresh and clean

but then once you've wanked or pissed after showering your willy is never really clean again until you have another shower so it's between wanking now or enjoying having a clean willy for longer

why do you want to quit?

Start taking SSRIs

preparing for ramadan
just ate 4 magnum almond

How is she so peng?
Remember when Yas Forums used to obsess over her?

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low T

shan’t be reading that literal thesis

Looking back at those halcyon days (2012 to 2015) I realise how mental it was and how many birds I lipsed. Must be about 20, and I snagged 12 of them

when you finally get locked UP

nary a pixel

better than those cold, dead-in-the-eyes german girls desu

Its 2 minutes a week fuck off runtoid cunt. I'll clap your jaw at warp factor 10 and give you something to whinge about

good documentary
youtube.com/watch?v=MJgoDYeP0Jk

Soon
Based

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351498163175178240

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ok virgin

least ours are attractive

got myself a german gf ;^)

those were my best years as well but I never shagged

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Feel like it's making me lazy and stupid. It's the only enjoyment im getting in life. Its just grim. So is everything.

yeah I'm thinking based
youtube.com/watch?v=CMo5Cxvvxgc

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sure you're not gay or asexual or something, lad? give it some thought.

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>I
stopped reading there

domestic abuse isnt funny mate

Scotland Yard? Yes, this is the post

>but at least I was still THEORETICALLY interested in pussy.

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scrimbling

Men have always thought shit like this though. They get hobbies.

it is making you lazy and stupid, if you get plastered everyday it takes a toll
you just need to work on moderation, set limits

could this guy be any more self-obsessed. Boring cunt lmao.

???
you do see the inverted commas dont you?

LMFAAÀAAAAAO

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what am i reading

>falling for pasta

sure bud

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based orange man

holy shit based

Oh yeah, then why does she laugh so much she starts crying?

Average age of virginity loss by country (for male and female):
Males: 16.9
Females: 17.2 (or 17.4)
Overall: 17

Median age for UK men: 16.5
Median age for UK women: 17.5

Friends with benefits: Two-thirds (66.666%) of college students have a friends with benefits relationship.

not sullying my up to now reasonably measured and lighthearted google history with that clown's clickbait tweets. dgaf what he's saying or how 'based' it is

Lmao says the fucking boy who gets upset at his neighbours making noise once a week fuck away off pathetic simp

source?

>uk to borrow 225 billion
wonder who from?
really makes you think

But she's kinda cute

mad how i'm 31 and have never even been on a date

oh no no no

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mad that, me and all my mates lost ours at 15, every single one of us

china

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>she goes at him with a hot frying pan
>he tries to swat her away, he knows he can't make a commotion or the neighbours will call the police
>in trying to restrain her he gives her a bruise on her head
>she screams and next door phones the rozzers
>when the police arrive, she's crying and he's sent to jail for the night
>when he gets out in the morning he has nowhere to go, he has to go back home to a woman who will beat him and if he tries to get help they're the ones who the police will arrest
what's not funny about that?

17 myself, still made me feel like a virg compared to my mates

the rothschilds

Wait I thought that Trump tweet was current
Sent it to my m8s

If I pulled that off would you die

mate you dont even know what the word simp means
shouldnt you be in bed by now

I can't do it. No willpower you see. I need to be physically prevented

People and foreign governments buy bonds (gilts), get paid an annual interest payment then are guaranteed their money back after X years.

What the US does is pays them back and then instantly issues new gilts so the debt never goes away. when they can't agree to sell new gilts, that's when they have their periodic shutdowns

basically from us, we're the ones the eventually shoulder the burden of debt. All to give a few thousands geriatrics another 18 months in a care home. Fuck this.

me? big fan of nervana
youtu.be/yTh9qiXEy4Q

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>Two-thirds (66.666%) of college students have a friends with benefits relationship.
HAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF FUCKING LIARS.

lol it's pretty funny in that context i guess

>wonder who from?

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COPE

Fucking state of North West tonight

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imagine if one of them is also browsing /brit/ and sees this post

only in a drunken pump and dump kind of way

irish incel right on cue

JANNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY

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very big cope

lol love the merchant

Meet me in the car park in one hour mate, we'll see who's hard

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Any man scared of a women is a failure

just fuck her straight in the ass bro

why are you pretending to be be lewis?

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Seems to have been a misunderstanding, I'm not gay and not interested in whatever you think will be hard.

autistic bootlicker runt

going down to brown town? no way bro

china playing 4d chess while everyone else is playin lego

why are english cars always so little

Any of you moved across the country lads. I'm from Plymouth but live in dundee, basically complete opposite sides of the uk

Fag.

you got willpower, you dumped the whisky, part of you wants out but willpower isn't all that, it comes and goes, what you want is discipline
drink what you have and just don't buy any more

Forgot to clap, expect the old bill to take me away any minute. See ya lads

sorry about your TDS

at least I don't need to use a girls name to get retards to reply to me

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youtu.be/UUd2ET7vOtQ

why'd 190 change his trip

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