Hey user, take of your shirt and join me in the jacuzzi!

>hey user, take of your shirt and join me in the jacuzzi!

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No.

be right there

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Jizzcuzzi, SexSexSex

Take off your bra and go fetch me a beer

K

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Non, salope

Sure thing, mom. Nice bikini you got there.

As someone very sensitive about a surgery scar I'm cautious to go swimming sometimes. Thankfully it looks like a bullet wound and gave been able to pass it off as one before but that doesn't always work.

>go to a pool party
>Not fit
>whatever there is gonna be manlets, skeletons and other I have to be confident
>Literally only fit dudes like Kelvin Kline's level of fit

From this day I realised only fit dudes go to these rooftop pool parties. Was still fun tho

*enters jacuzzi with pants on*

You don't tell me what to do bitch!
Go put some clothes on, my buddies are coming over.

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This girl is 17. Sorry burgers, but this one is for the euros

>how could you post this? you pedophile

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No. My tits are bigger than yours.

>go to pool party
>it's a small shit, everybody is my friend, nobody is fit
>still feel self-conscious because you're skinny-fat and they're just regular fat

Hi please open bobs and vagene

>Yeah hold up a sec, let me bring my boyfriend into the jacuzzi as well

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nah sorry steffi, I'm watching the nfl draft, the bengals are about to waste this pick

>takes off my shirt and underwear

I have a 6 pack, so I don't mind.

Please dont ask why I have an erection.

I don't want you here, bitch
Yeah, you heard me right, bitch

Protruding maxilla, 2/10 would not bang

No vagene. Only bob and penus.

>aye luv

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based

Hi yes please open bobs and penus

How you know Steffi?

Eh user, why are your socks still on?

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Oh for fucks sake, I'm a fat guy. What the fuck are you doing with your life, asking someone like me for such things? What is wrong with you?

I think that's what her necklace says, could be wrong tho