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excruciatingly /brit/ish

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timothy james byrne here...teds got swiper...loud clapping from upstairs and building site preventing me from recording my videos...need the nhs out of business, take the hospitals off them today

>When brits rent a car they say they "hired a car"

hahahahah what the fuck. What are his employment rights mate? Did you hire a hotel room too?.

Cor
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Smegma

One of my mates has let his missus join him on voice chat recently and you can tell how bored of him she is.

I've heard the term but never knew it referred to a fringe

norman genes

Britain, Britain, Britain

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The state of her
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Used to have a fringe but then my balding put a stop to that haha
Now just have a thin line of hair that falls over my forehead with obvious recession on both sides (I'm 22 btw)

>bangs
why are yanks so obsessed with guns?

Need to hire a movie from blockbuster

what does a noise have to do with being sharp

I'd still shag it

last night i *fringe.jpg* your sister

>sites that don't have volume control

sorry, I'm not doing it, fuck off

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bondburgered

are you thick mate?

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Hey Google, do ants have ears?

Furlough ending soon. I was getting used to the NEET life desu.

chat shit get fringed

>like, yeah, totally, I love death grips man, they're like so dark and industrial, it's like edgy hiphop, y'know?

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getting nervous as always, lads

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can you still hire films on amazon?

creasing

Every once and a while I'll randomly think about this and start laughing. Would be awkward if anyone ever talked to me

Dreading the moment toilberg tells me furlough is over

Nothing in life more tempting than the friend's gf

creasing

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Thoughts lads?

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grim and embarrassing

becks

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need a clothes iron to sort out all the creasing going on itt

just tell me you'll stop and take 10 deep breaths before doing ending your own life mate, yeah?

Please stop posting mate, no one cares.

NEED to get home to my pc so i can play vivecraft

>TikTok

The clips aren't long enough for me to fap to.
Post some that loop well with lots of tits/ass

You have until at least May some time. Make the most of it.

Maybe they'll leave.

noooo

washing my bellend (stinks of skips)

Can't promise you

not sure what to make of this gimmick

got a few straws going spare lads, anyone fancy a grasp? (i'm thinking the yanks could do with a few each)

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Mine smells of walkers roast chicken

been sniffing speed all day

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>a musical note raised a semitone above natural pitch.
VERY disingenuous. Are you trying to tell me that a bang has to be a semitone above natural pitch before it can be described as sharp?

how fast were you sniffing? haha x

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Enjoy psychosis later on tonight

For me, it's Monster Munch. Pickled Onion.

yea cant wait. dont have any landing gear

am firmly of the opinion that 'bellend stinks of skips' isn't a gimmick, it's a natural observation

anyone who has ever eaten a packet of prawn cocktail skips and smelled day-old bellsmeg knows that they smell absolutely identical

AHHH MRS NURSE I'M EPILEPTIC AHHH WHYYY OH FUCK AHHHHH HEEEEEELP MY FUCKING EYES AHHHHH

Would be a death sentence to the gov if they actually did this.

is this a man or a woman?

bored of this conversation now

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ummmm peng

Hate Gordon Ramsay, the doughfaced fucking cunthole.

haggard tart

errr language?

It's only happened to me once before, scariest thing in my life desu. Hallucinations in the corners of my vision, literally crying lmao

This is what you're clapping for.

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Love bangs me

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WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
IT'S LESS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW
ENTERTAIN US

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same
grim that a cunt like him is raising children
very grim

>big night in

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excusez-moi

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yeah, consider yourself owned

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yeah I'd bang a girl with a fringe like that

hate that I am attracted to doomers

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might have a can of beer but only have 4 :(

Go to bed Marcus

something within me has changed. my gf used to love my armpit smell but she is recoiling now and says it seems... spicy?

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The NHS will come under fire for this massively.

>Not allowed to have a break at work

NHS worship is so weird

telling you to watch your language, mate
have some decency would you

a toast!

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probably residual taste from pajeet's arsehole

hahaha

post bangs d'lads
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Who is Marcus?

>May
I wish lad. I have three days!

Who do you think they are

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Why are SO MANY of them doing it though

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doomers are the pengest though mate no shame in it

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shut up you gimp

I didn’t mind his old stuff but the new stuff (I’m assuming you’re talking about this Mexico show he has) is fucking dreadful. Self indulgent crap.

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Fuck off, gaylord.

lmao

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PEPPERS in a lasagne? what a piss take.

the empire was a net drain on british GDP

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Chances of Skyrim being in development right now for next gen consoles?

You fucking idiot Goldbridge.

fuck you i didnt want a boner i have to go downstairs

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very high

Holy fucking corr

screeching

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GREYMANE OR BATTLEBORN

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>underground
pussy ass bitch