Do Americans really not have bottle openers at home?

Was he trying to punch the cap off?

Working-class plebs

Yes.

Cosmopolitan globohomo

I open them with my bare hands

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>I can ruin my table or other items and spill half the beer on the floor and look like a retard instead of owning a 20 cent tool that lasts forever and gets used 30 times a week, I'm a real man

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>buying a table when you can just buy a bottle opener

nah dude, that's the most soy shit ever

half the clutter in my top drawer is bottle openers, my niglet

>Or even pop the cap against the side of a table or smth lmfao why the fuck would you spend money on a bottle opener.
Because it's convenient. What are you poor or something?

Just use your teeth

Do you have those shitty ikea-quality tables that they would be ruined by opening a bottle on it?

Are whites mentally retarded? Just use a chopstick.

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>not having one of these bad bois
It’s like you guys aren’t even real alcoholics

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This. All you need is some object to make a leverage. I swear, you Yas Forums subhumans wouldn't last a day outside.

French aren't white.

ok bear grylls

You sound like the type of retard that ruins a pair of scissors instead of using a screwdriver

My flip-flops have a built in bottle opener

He's a typical britshit fake subhuman.

I sometimes do, but if my gf sees me doing that she beats me.

desuarchive.org/int/thread/113794626/#113794883

More like Sw*des, tbqh.

florida tier

>He's a typical britshit fake subhuman.
Les Stroud?

I remember the first time I had imported american root beer. You lads literally have tiny screw threads in your bottles so the cap twists off.
The caps don't screw on/off here; the metal is bent around a hard glass rim the traditional way and you bend the metal and pop it off with a bottle opener.
>inb4 why
youtu.be/01buR2khZaU

No we have to use our knuckles, this guys knuckles are still "soft" which mean he probably just started drinking.
After a few years your knuckles get harder and more firm and work 100x better than any soft knuckle Euro-PEON bottle opener.

american bottles are different and americans can't grasp the consept of a crown cap
those things are on TIGHT and they don't just twist off like their american counterparts
you have to literally disfigure the metal some way to get the cap off

Gay

what was he trying to do here?

just open them with your nose like this finnish alpha male does

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>Using aesthetic as an adjective
kys

did he grind his fingers against the bottle? what was he doing? do my fellow brethren really

>Americans can't grasp the concept of a crown cap
We literally invented it you asian fuck. Not all bottles are twist-off here.

>americans make shitty version of a product
>europeans adobt and fix it in the process
>americans keep using their sitty version
Many such cases!

I lost my baby knuckles at 23, desu. Shit genes.

>finnish inventions
>

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How do you hurt your fingers like that ? theres no way