/brit/

couldn't imagine living in the north

do they have colour TV there yet

sue

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fuck off mark

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The chad moo vs the virgin clap
youtu.be/NnD2qMJRjVk

Coventry on the fucking map

why does he walk towards the camera?

is hat the norf/souf DMZ?

absolutely terrible post

Some reading to keep you going in lockdown

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I'd bang that while fapping her feminine penis

how common are tats on women in Britain

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holy based

Did they even consider all the mentally ill people and dogs when they arranged this clapping shit?

What happened to mental health awareness?

belper mentioned

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right little bitch aren't you

Need a firelord gf

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rorke's mum showed me the picture he drew of the naval submarine his dad died in

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For me its Gnarls Barkley - Crazy

trannies are no longer a mental illness so it's okay now

yeah, some guy did a year long study to pin it down exactly

Quite

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wish i could go back to 2012

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Ilson lad me

grim

genuinely beautiful

I hope you were all chanting “give them ppe” instead of clapping

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youtube.com/watch?v=zx7RPlrt5jI

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>those lips

oh dear

phwoar

what goes on in the Forest of Deano?

send pics of her willard

Need more like this

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Depends on age. Over half of women in their 20s have at least one

they're sending me to cheadle to do hard labour for not clapping for are NHS

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need to nob an arthoe

how the fuck

you know she's shown her tits and stuff

My perfect women, you just know she is emotionally vulnerable and ready to be moulded by a Chad

mum has put a literal bender flag outside my window
was not consulted, am NOT happy

Big Night In is pretty dire

was busy revelling in my status as a key worker actually lad haha x

brown paper bags are a godsend

gave me a boner tb h

Rosie was an early woman to the findom scene tbf

youtube.com/watch?v=QPKsczNaTEQ

I’m more talking about people with sensitivity to noise and shit. Autists and animals.

Why are people not thinking about them?

ahahhaha bent

>worcester is 'norf' but fucking Louth is southern
Absolute jokeshop image

DOUBLES FOR WARWICKSHIRE GET

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did you think about people who communicate by clapping because they cannot use their vocal chords you ignorant bigot

vm.tiktok.com/7QaTnB/

kek this was me

lad you do know that those who go to cheadle don't come back....

Yes but she looks better there. Nice tight waist, lovely thighs, the protrusion of the chebs peeking out of the shirt. Such great tease. And she doesn't look like a disgusting roastie like in

went round nan's house today and she showed me her covid mask

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proof

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bits of them do

surprised you were able to type this post out with the cock in your mouth ahah

clapped so hard i broke my spoon lads

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do you have a picture of her with it on?

was the only person in a tesco line who wasnt clapping, hard as fuck i am

The Bible records that the tribe of Levi did not worship the golden calf. "Moses stood in the gate of the camp, and said: 'Whosoever is on the LORD's side, let him come unto me.' And all the sons of Levi gathered themselves together unto him. And he said unto them: 'Thus saith the LORD, the God of Israel: Put ye every man his sword upon his thigh, and go to and fro from gate to gate throughout the camp, and slay every man his brother, and every man his companion, and every man his neighbour.' And the sons of Levi did according to the word of Moses; and there fell of the people that day about three thousand men."

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she looks like instagram.com/georgia_power/

God nurses are so fit and brave

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holy fucking cor

not told to coof into my elbow so much now
not told to wash my hands so much now
not told to not touch my face so much now
not told to self isolate for 7 or 14 days so much now
just told to stay inside
corona or not stay inside
don't matter how you feel stay inside
feeling fine stay inside
stay inside
stay inside
stayinsidestayinsidestayinsidestayinsidestayinsidestayinsidestayinsidestayinsidestayincelstayinsidestayincelstayinsidestayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincelstayincel

incelinside

nice drive and hound Tarquin

what the FUCK this is rosie now??? What the fuck happened to her face? It's way more haggard than before

It just seems hypocritical. Almost as if people only pretend to care about people with mental issues and will stop as soon as it hurts their fun.

what you having lads?

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hope you're not actually clapping for people doing their jobs you NPC twat

get this right, why don't we just give every single NHS worker, hospital worker, carer, key worker each 1 million pounds

see her sucking a willer

blue background clownfish all day every day nibba

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hate the arrogance online dating has given some women.

says here your claps dropped below 90 per minute, get him boys

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Spooky castle.

BRRRRR

not my problem if you haven't seen her tits

cute

It's the fate of all commieslags (actually all british women)

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A murderous English street gang. A veteran Irish lawman called in to bring them down. Blood will be shed.

everyone tip-toeing around leftypol's pet causes was always just a sham, afforded to the outrage mob by a society that had patience to spare
now that times are tougher than usual, nobody gives two fucks what a load of daft kids say on twitter about their delicate feelings

yes it is

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The NHS nurses;

>forget my mum's name
>yelled at her for not standing up to move from her bed to the wheelchair despite being riddled with spinal cancer
>talked amongst each other in front of her about how it's all pointless because she hasn't got long left anyway
>talked amongst each other in front of her about new problems she had before she even knew about them
>injected her with wrong medication which was slowly killing her before someone else noticed

Aye, NHS heroes, such a wonderful institution we must be proud of *claps*

>visible use of make up
>don’t even look legit haggard
>beauty pose

These images sicken me on a deep level because of how fake they obviously are.

the arrogance has always been there, just a new platform for them to project it onto.

god aisha used to be so fit
reminds me of a girl i was seeing before christmas but then she ghosted me haha

conspiracy theorists for decades: "Bro the rothschilds are literal satanists."

normies: naw senpai that ain't true

jacob rothschild: hold my glass of kid blood imma bout to end these normies whole career

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was there a clap? must have missed it

this series was far better when it was about a murderous english street gang doing murderous english street crimes, rather than some bonkers war against the mafia where they ally with al capone and plot to get Oswald Mosely shot in the head

Clap this
*unzips dick*

shocked to see theres black people in scotland
youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOAzbH8tdU

*dominates you physically and mentally*

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mum got caught in the clapathon on her way to shop and had to stand outside it and wait while the staff clapped

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would demolish

one left a cannula in my hand when i was discharged from hospital. pulled it out myself

if you have evidence of this you should report them

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Why is britain the only country with a flood of healthcare workers making tic-toks

>sign up to be a nurse
>WAAH I HAVE TO HELP SICK PEOPLE I'M BEING MARTYRED
you don't join the army and complain when you have to put cunts on ice

>his sister rejects his advances
>posts a photo of himself crying

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If I see a woman with tattoos or piercings I want to hit her. I never would, but I want to.

Who wants to play?

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what colour were they

I am going to list a few reasons why I am the most interesting trip here I will let you all choose ONE for me to go into more detail on

Been to a millionaires eyes wide shut partiy in Derry with a milf who's husband owns the milk supply company in NI

Got in a fight with three guys to defend a girl I was shaggings tranny step brother, first time I had lost a fight in a ring since I was 15

Got 6 months in Hydebank Young Offenders for beating my goth friend with a tree branch for piercing my nose at a group forrest party while I was high on MDMA

Was forced to move estates when I was 16 for 6 months because I beat some paki at tech and his family put some type of blood honour feud thing that meant him or bis family had to stab me, had to get Jimmy Birch from UDA to step in and sort

that's pretty based ngl

Puttering

incel

it's called incel rage
pent up frustrations and what not

because, as ever, we bring the bants

not a word

The NHS is a cult and the media are constantly saying how they are heroes, getting free mobile data and discounts in shops etc and it's all gone to their heads

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Yanks are doing it too.

Corr, what a ball!

what woman could say no to THAT

Bro, you just posted cringe

Don't care, didn't ask.

just found out messi has actual autism

Mum's absolutely gutted lads.

Took the dogs for a walk, then by the time she got back, she missed the clap.

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The Wall is truly fascinating

I think she's gutted because her son is an anime posting sissy

some medical professionals are absolutely terrible, some are very good. I'm sorry your experience was so bad.

My brother spent 4 hours after his shift ended last night holding a dying ladies hand because no one from her family wanted to come in and say goodbye to her. She died at about 4 o clock this morning, he went home and slept for a few hours before going back to start his next shift at midday today.

Anybody watching that BBC One thing?

>If I see a woman with tattoos or piercings I want to hit her. I never would, but I want to.

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caillou lookin ass

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my experience of mental health problems during the time when i was neet can be characterised mainly as incredulity at random ordinary events or extraordinary events that everyone else is still capable of reacting to rationally . meanwhile it pained my listen to people talk and i just wanted to bury my head in a pillow forever

if it was correlated with banter tictok would be nothing but aussie nurses

meanwhile women openly broadcast their disdain for all men on global platforms and that's just empowering
fuck off.

she still looks good

underrated post^. sorry mate. you deserved some (You)'s

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xvideos.com/video38181557/he_makes_his_wife_cuckold_with_an_18_year_old_girl.

no can't say I am, saw 3 interracial couples on it and i just went off my fucking nut

my mum posts anime on /brit/ too, i posted this so she'd see it

all women are whores

take your meds

lmao
>and that's just empowering
according to them
since when are you taking what they say seriously? retard

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is there any evidence that any of these videos were made after the virus became a pandemic?
if not, it's just slander

I'll give her the clap, lad

off my meds lads

Why are Doctors so shit at human interaction? I don't care how autistic you are or no matter how much shit you see day to day. Any decent person knows to speak with empathy when telling someone they are dying or whatever

>43 years old

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This is one of her better pics desu, hides her gigantic and hideous chest tatoo

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Just been chopped to pieces by a gang of wither skeletons boys.....nothing is harder and more unforgiving than the minecraft grind....

his powers are growing

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veggie moussaka ('fore and after)

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no u

I'm not doing a no u, I'm paraphrasing what you just said

what meds?

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getting the daily dose of the lunch club (formerly goop)

>woman: "men bad"
>*appluase from all corners of the earth, nominated for international prizes*
>man: "women bad"
>*international condemnation, units from all three letter agencies across the world dispatched to deal with him*

fuck off mark

any thoughts on the 5g millimetre waves?

you're using their argument are you not? why would you use their argument? are you a woman?

kek this is me

tattoo's on women are hideous

well she's not an NHS worker

Surely someone has written a paper or at least studied The Wall and/or why all British women look the same

Peter Kay could be the only good thing on it

>no lamb
it's over for you

good taste in headphones

would be a lot of unnecessary words just to conclude that british genetics are trash

the gayborhood is so fucking cringe
every normie makes a big deal about woody's

lincolnshire cunts unironically considering themselves southern is one of the most humorous bits I've read on this website today

I'm not taking you seriously
is that your argument or theirs?

>British vaccine bad

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thought it was because the vikings took all the lookers to the continent