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>MMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMRMMMMMMMMMRRRMRMRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMRMRRRRRRRRMMR

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>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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A thread died for this

>Nice, my burger's ready!

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hehe

Funnier than I expected

based

Best thread on Yas Forums right now.
t. thread pro

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT MY FOOD IN THE MICROWAVE ITS USELESS NOW

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alright kek

Very fun, endorsed, shared and subscribed

>mods won’t sticky this

I lel'd lol

actually laughed at this

Is there any worse feeling to waking up, remembering you forgot your food in the microwave?

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>Hey soyjack, your metal spoon is a little too cold, you should put it on the microwave for at least 1 minute

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>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST LET IT STAY FOR 1-2 MINUTES IN ORDER TO REACH AN INTERNAL TEMPERATURE OF 165°F

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what the FRICK

Incredibly based thread.

>Hey Soyak i tried some of that microwaving my testicles you were talking about

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my parents once forgot a bunch of meatballs in the microwave on our summer cottage
when they returned a few weeks later there were like hundreds of flies and the whole microwave was full of maggots

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rofl

>eating mirowaved burger
Just fry your Rustler's patty and put the buns in a toaster. Yes, it might take longer but the the burger will taste 10 times better.

*DING* *DING* *DING*

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how did flies get inside a microwave?

the state of Yas Forums

>I've been eating nothing but microwave dinners and living in my underwear for the past three months

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posting in a based thread

peak uk

why

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I love Yas Forums.

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simply epic

kek

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So you've been eating meatballs with maggots in them the whole time. Since the microwave was closed.

good thread

>DIAGNOSES YOU SCHIZOPHRENIA SO YOU LOSE YOUR JOB AND STARTS TO GANGSTALK YOU

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