Tortury penisa i jąder (TPJ), penisowe tortury lub tortury fiuta to czynność seksualna polegająca na zadawaniu penisowi i jądrom bólu lub uciskaniu penisa i jąder. Może to obejmować bezpośrednio bolesne czynności, takie jak przekłuwanie narządów płciowych, zabawy z woskiem, klapsy narządów płciowych, ściskanie, uderzanie jąder, chłostanie narządów płciowych, zabawy z cewką moczową, tortury przez łaskotanie, elektrostymulacja erotyczna, uderzanie kolanem lub kopanie. Odbiorca takich działań może czerpać bezpośrednią przyjemność fizyczną poprzez masochizm lub przyjemność emocjonalną poprzez erotyczne upokorzenie lub świadomość, że czynność ta zadowala sadystyczną dominę. Wiele z tych praktyk wiąże się ze znacznym ryzykiem dla zdrowia.
Vocaroo thread- post things, record them
William Diaz
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Ian Cook
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Ryder Campbell
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one time an american shat on my pronunciation of the word sandwich
still cant do it years later
Luke Davis
this sounds pretty good, actually (sandwich sounds fine too)
Owen Rivera
Zachary Allen
thank u based burger friend. the struggle is real
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Spotkał katar Katarzynę -
A - psik!
Katarzyna pod pierzynę -
A - psik!
Sprowadzono wnet doktora -
A - psik!
„Pani jest na katar chora”. -
A - psik!
Terpentyną grzbiet jej natarł -
A - psik!
A po chwili sam miał katar -
A - psik!
Poszedł doktor do rejenta -
A - psik!
A to właśnie były święta -
A - psik!
Stoi flaków pełna micha -
A - psik!
A już rejent w michę kicha -
A - psik!
Od rejenta poszło dalej -
A - psik!
Bo się goście pokichali -
A - psik!
Od tych gości ich znów goście -
A - psik!
Że dudniło jak na moście -
A - psik!
Przed godziną jedenastą -
A - psik!
Już kichało całe miasto -
A - psik!
Aż zabrakło terpentyny -
A - psik!
Z winy jednej Katarzyny -
A - psik!
Owen Gonzalez
>page 6
aight, i'll go first:
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Jack Robinson
Zachary Powell
sex
Lincoln Robinson
Ayden Hall
would watch this cartoon
Elijah Rodriguez
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryan Edwards
Hunter Rivera
shit, you should have a show for real
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Liam Fisher
Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells.
Aaron Lewis
Brandon Nelson
v e r s a t i l i t y- you finally gave it to us tonight and now you are safe- you may eliminate a contestant of your choice
Lincoln Cox
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called squishy again If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
Ryder Green
Eftir hetta óttaðust æsir fyri, at teir ikki mundu fáa bundið úlvin. Tá sendi Alfaðir, Skírnir, sendimann Froyar, oman í Svartálvaheim til nakrar dvørgar, og læt gera ein fjøtur ið róptist Gleipnir. Hann var gjørdur av seks lutum: duninum av kattafetum, kvinnuskeggi, fjallarótum, bjarnasinum, fiskaanda og fuglaspýtti.
Logan Ward
Hudson Lewis
god, im fucking swea-ting
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simply EBIN
Ayden Taylor
Jayden Moore
gave me depression IN A GOOD WAY
Ryan Brown
For comparison: voca.ro
Not at all that bad to be honest. Have you read Icelandic before? Some of the things like pronouncing the fj in fjøtur like fy, like you did, is correct and not at all something you expect from someone with no knowledge of the language.
And to be fair, I'm sweating just thinking about reading some of the polish text ITT.
Anthony Phillips
Sing "I dreamed a dream" from Les Miserables
Juan Perry
it may be that our j is pronounced the same
Evan Wood
I see. You learn something every day.
Carson Cruz
Grayson Phillips
John Jenkins
>Have you read Icelandic before?
never. but yeah, >voca.ro
nice, i was wondering where to put the accent voca.ro
the way you recorded it reminded me of the lords prayer for some reason
Ojcze nasz, któryś jest w niebie
święć się imię Twoje;
przyjdź królestwo Twoje;
bądź wola Twoja jako w niebie tak i na ziemi;
chleba naszego powszedniego daj nam dzisiaj;
i odpuść nam nasze winy,
jako i my odpuszczamy naszym winowajcom;
i nie wódź nas na pokuszenie;
ale nas zbaw od złego.
Amen.
Josiah Bell
You're a texan with russian proxy?
David Baker
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do you sing? you sound like you sing
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pretty much flawless then i kek'd
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western spy detected
Jonathan Smith
Rate my monkey noises
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