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literally cannot keep my hands apart i just want to clap like crazy rn

because it WILL get politicised and thrown at white people like they are to blame. stop being a mong

>mental how you can instantly tell somebody is fat and unattractive based solely on the fact that they take 4 chan seriously.

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3, 5, 4, 1!

huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/coronavirus-vaccine_uk_5ea067f2c5b6b2e5b83ba372

I Teach At Oxford, But I Don’t Want It To Win The Coronavirus Vaccine Race

The race is on and researchers at Oxford are doing vital, life-saving work. But races have winners and losers. If my university is the first to develop the vaccine, I’m worried that it will be used as it has been in the past, to fulfil its political, patriotic function as proof of British excellence.

>Dr Emily Cousens researches vulnerability and gender at Oxford Brookes university and teaches on the women’s studies masters course at University of Oxford.

they didn't teach the fat one the moves

Brilliant!

haha that's our finlad!

He's BACK!

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whats this then?

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How so my friend? Just thought I'd use lockdown to relearn the bass

I thought he was having a year off YT

>4

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Good time to be a nurse. Tons of positive attention just for existing. Doesn't matter what you're up to, society has decided we're to suck their cocks right now.

Government still preparing for covid 1 here

Believe I'm succeeding in reversing the ol' sleep pattern. Turns out if I sleep for 7 hours instead of 9 I'm actually tired after being awake for 17 hours and can fall asleep easily. If I sleep for 9+ I need to be awake for a minimum of 20 hours to even feel remotely tired, even with a cardio routine. Don't care if you didn't ask.

Ngubu diddlers
>Luv Ngubu
thesun.co.uk/news/10608517/inside-paedo-paradise-the-gambia-where-brit-sex-beasts-are-buying-african-children-and-toddlers-to-rape/

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grot

>curry sauce on the fish
what kind of vile animal are you?

love a good cheese naan

First thing that comes into your head

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just don't forget that we're here for you mate

thats not right

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hmm

child sexual abuse

smelly minge

i quite like her make up
it's very striking

Telecoms engineers have told Radio 1 Newsbeat they're being threatened and harassed by people who believe they're working on 5G, which has been wrongly linked to coronavirus.

The reports have included threats of extreme violence.

"We've actually had cases where people have been threatened with being stabbed, threatened with physical violence and in some cases actually threatened with murder," says Andy Kerr, deputy general secretary of the Communication Workers Union (CWU).

Final Year Nursing Exam
When a patient is presenting with fever and new and persistent cough, do you..
a) bitch about PPE
b) get shit for free for literally doing your job
c) dance on tiktok
d) all of the above

twitter.com/ProjektMelody

>-brit-sex-beasts-are-buying-african-children
lol

explain to me why all nurses are fat

best friend is a youtuber and twitch streamer and i'd be lying if i said i'm not jealous of his money and his easy job but at the same time i don't respect it at all

smelly minge
suck the life out my cock

don't trust her with food

go to sleep

strawpoll.com/y58211r8

pack it in love, have a wash, behave yourself, for fucks sake

Good to know. Wouldn't want to go mental and secretly film my missus and steal her name and dress in her clothes.

hey alexa play imma be by the black eyed peas

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the lasses (lads)

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fat

Admit it, that was on your mind before you saw that pic

oh its some fucking camwhore ethot fishing for donations how disappointing

I particularly hope that the illegal fishing of the Patagonian Toothfish will be high on your list of priorities because until that trade is stopped, there is little hope for the poor old albatross, for which I shall continue to campaign..

haven't had my daily wank yet

My propelleerrrurururrrr

corrrr

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youtube.com/watch?v=-uW5NuD8O6Q

do u have to be tough to listen to this kind of music? I like it but im not tough im short and skinny and cute

Why is a middle easterner the patron saint of Englaland?

go australian accents are shit

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my girlfriend watches this with her gay mate its fucking unbearable. they do nothing but spout utter bollocks

its a real anime girl

whats teh green stuff, if its green curry how do you make it ?

hamgoblin

christendom did not recognise ethnic differences, all sons of the Lord simple as

This is utter shite i'm gonna be honest with you mate

...

alexa play paper planes by m.i.a

Not exactly a fan of children getting molested, but how else are they meant to make money in Africa when Europe restricts African trade?

Read a thing about The Philippines where kids were whoring themselves out on webcam shows and getting their siblings and friends in on it, no adults involved at all (they heard it was an easy way to make money and went for it). Sad, but enterprising

AIDS

you have to be the kind of retard who goes "brap brap brap brap brap brap brap yuh brap brap"

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i love how you think i'm supposed to feel anger at the nhs webms but i actually just think they're even more based than before

grow up

Mushy peas

bender

Mushy peas

I'm just going to go on living my life as if I haven't read this post

what day is it
where am I

no im not be quiet

mushy peas innit

youtu.be/BPURgvDmz58

holy fucking sinister album art batman

imagine the smell of poo

am I racist or does the asian lady really not fit in very well

peas that have undergone mushing

They look rushed off their feet!

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who was in the wrong here

that better be a tranny

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birthday is in a week so i just thought i would let you all know that i want a chummy tee hint hint

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cant watch porn if it isnt amateur

tits

Literally nothing will never ever beat the taste of old recipe salt and vinegar Discos

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I'll get you the one Poley bought himself

have a delicious chicken stew gently bubbling away in the kitchen

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hmmm

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don't know what i'm doing with my life and i hate myself
reckon i need jesus

Stunning post

Some are born based, some achieve basedness, and some have basedness thrust upon them.

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going to stroke my willy and ejaculate to this very image and then drink a 6pack of corona

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Just watched Joker again, for the 5th time (the first 4 were in the cinema...) and I firmly believe anyone who doesn’t at best, enjoy this film, is just trying to be edgy.

when did they change the recipe?

think the lockdown started on the 23rd
everyone was too busy and worries to wank

How do i know i'm not gay? when i smell a fart i don't go "hmmmm yes some of that please" simple as

I want to smell Emma Watson’s bumhole.

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based coomers not fapping on god's day

can't stop myself from clicking every /gif/ link posted

Yeah they were great. Vinegar so sharp it stung your tongue.

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Janny on sewercide watch

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brum on the fucking map

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You've been screwed again
If you let them do it to you
You've got yourself to blame
It's you who feels the pain
It's you who takes the shame

I am a young man, I am not done very much
You men should remember how you used to fight
Just like a child I've been seeing only dreams
I'm all mixed up but I know what's right

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have you ever smelled a girl's bumhole?
put me off women for a good few months

Massive bleeding shits guy here.
I know no one cares but after a final couple of rectum-scraping mammoths this morning the laxatives kicked in.

I now have a sort of beaver dam in the toilet basin with the dense logs holding up a roof of soft poo-dough. When flushing the water rises then falls, with the dam completely unaffected.

was waiting for this. 100% convinced coroner was concocted by the deep state porn industry bankers to scare people into wanking