/brit/

Literally me right now

Never did, still getting shit from liberal friends when I say it’s nonsense. Always reply with the same “my cousins are nurses, do you not care about them?” “Like saying that is like sayin g my granny’s life doesn’t matter”. Some people love following rules.

wish wish WISH i was american

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>if you enjoy working from home and not being locked in your toilcage all day then you're a faggot or a boomer
Toilberg's really got you trained up well

i want a central asian wife

WAKE UP SILENT MAJORITY

Threadly reminder he NEVER set foot in England

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>THE SKY IS FALLING

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why

not my job to save other peoples' lives desu.

My favourite line to trigger them is "there are some things more important than living." Sends them into a rage.

>Researchers found that 20 percent of all those hospitalized died — a finding that’s similar to the percentage who perish in normal times among those who are admitted for respiratory distress

Well, /brit/?

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boomoids are the ones screaming reopen the country

why not both?

he also apparently slayed dragons. he never existed mate he never stepped foot anywhere

make 360 degree turn and leave

jerusalem is english soil

When you're working from home you're still locked up in your toil cage. Except you're more locked up because you can't fucking go anywhere. You sleep, eat and shit in your toilcage you fucking idiot.

>he likes being locked inside his house for 4 weeks
Alright bootlicker

Polling shows the exact opposite in both the UK and USA. People under the age of 25 don't support the lockdown. People over the age of 65 do support it.

they're gonna make everyone go back to work but not reopen anything

feel a bout of the 'phrenia coming on.

about to start talking to myself under my breath

they're the same thing

Stephen Lawrence should be our patron saint

You've been going on about this for a bloody month

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I’m 27 and have 9 letters after my name (first class degree and 2 prof quals) yet I haven’t read a full book in my life (nor intend to).

>conveniently ignoring the age group in between

london is israeli soil

>polling shows

mong

every time I consider a wank, one of my mates texts me asking me to hop on discord for a chat. starting to get REALLY annoying.

Back to work on Monday. Just when I was at peak motivation as well!

Can own Guns
Get paid more
Cheap property
Wont get arrested for being mean to a brown person or defending yourself
Center of Culture and Media

The ONLY important thing is no. of years of quality living left. we're basically taking 3+ months from 99.5% of the population to give 0.5% another few years of living miserably in care homes or at home alone.

What if I want to be a trans girl but have the cool spooky castle?

assumed only virgin freaks used discord

>Oh no! 1400 deaths out of 10 million people!

dunnae belee ya

I'm literally getting paid right now as I'm posting on Yas Forums. I have the freedom to work when I want, how I want without toilberg enforcing arbitrary restrictions on me.

They're the same with just a smaller majority. This lockdown is just old people ruining young people's lives.

na all the boys are using it so we can play cod across platforms and all that

t. believed in herd immunity a few weeks ago

had to talk to my dad for 30 minutes with a vibrator in my arse the other day.

LOL. No, it just makes it obvious you're a salty teen.

if you think this justifies nuking economies and ruining the lives of exponentially more people you're a fucking retard

why, what is chads preferred internet chat client?

>Let's destroy society to save 1000 people
I'd rather kill them myself.

shut the fuck up Dave, it's just a few pissing months

delete this post. dont want any bent shit ever being spoken in my presence AGAIN.

The last three people I sent discord messages to didn't even bother responding.

why not just talk on the mic? or whatsapp or something?

not criticizing, just curious about this discord thing.

COVID-19 isn't likely to kill young people, but it can still be very unpleasant.

I'm 25. Also, I think people are allowed to be salty that some old cunts are ruining society.

we should just get used to it
it's for our own good after all
who are we to question the experts anyway?

Mindboggling how many people live in Indonesia yet it's a fucking irrelevant country

one of my mates said i looked like david tennant yesterday

another celebrity lookalike added to the list

you don't have to post every single minute, it's a cooldown timer not a deadline

Anyone else remember Grizzly Tales for Gruesome kids?
That was a show.

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>a few pissing months
you want me to give up 0.3%+ of my life for basically no reason.

Fuck off bootlicking runt.

As unpleasant as being locked in your house for 3 months+? Both seem pretty shit.

mass surveillance is good and cool

they dont use any sort of chat on the internet. text and whatsapp

>not being on furlough

think im gay but i dont want to be

WTF?!

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That's what we're using discord for mate. They'll fire out a text into the group chat to see who's free to hop on discord and chat there while playing the game. Means anyone using USB headphones can just pop discord open on the PC and start chatting right away. Can use discord on your phone too, so you can go with that if you'd like. It's just more flexible than whatsapp.

used to watch this at grans after school

Get over it runt.

>mass surveillance is good and cool

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oh no, you might get sick for a few days
know what else is unpleasant? losing your job, losing your business, not knowing when you'll be able to try and save either of those

the average age of death is in the high 70s and of those, there are always underlying health conditions

the response to this from every western government has been atrocious in its heavy handedness

anybody else see this piece of predictive programming about the royal family making the king's brother a poofter?

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Face it, Sweden has destroyed the nonsensical arguments for lockdown.

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Reminder that antibody tests show 95%+ of cases are asymptomatic, and any calculation of morality must be divided by at least 20 on average. (Likely going to be divided by 30-50 for young people)

correction: it's good for you not for me.

What does it mean when people compare you to loads of celebrities? Does it mean you have one of those faces?

Sweden yes!

>mass surveillance is good and cool

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It unironically is
Fuck the freedom of these troglodytes who can barely function in civil society, they deserve to be locked up like the animals they are.

In an ideal society, freedom would be earned through social trust, exemplified by a high social credit score.

Got it. I'm 49 this year so I'm still learning this stuff

since I'm balding that means that this lockdown is taking away 25% of my remaining life with hair

Even if it doesn't kill you, you can land in the hospital with a respirator. A lot of the younger patients contracted the virus because they were out partying.

desperately NEED a paki gf

You're living the ultimate corporate slave life. Eat, sleep and shit in your little cage. You are like a chicken in a mass farming pen.

currently looking into a way to monetise banter

when the US & UK governments start printing money on a huge scale to prevent economic apocalypse you know it's bad. invest in bitcoin, gold and antibiotics m8.

everyone's shaving their heads in the lockdown anyway so now's a pretty good time to buzz it all off mate

Been compared to about 30 celebs by now

what about a TV channel

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who?

a VIDEO GAME?? Where do I sign up???

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We haven't done enough serotests at the moment. It's too early to draw any conclusions.

Everyone who locked down needs to explain this shit. Why hasn't 90% of Stockholm dropped dead yet?

They 100% cloned George and put it in a surrogate. Kate didn't want the morning sickness again

NOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT THE NUMBERS ON THE SCREEN

want to keep working from home but allowed to go to the bar and all that shit

because it has a minuscule fatality rate even for those under 70. It's a fucking joke.

I was team lock everything down at first but the data isnt supporting it

Don't care. Live free with some risks or live life as a slave.

yeah they have been cloning themselves for ages
any important person you see in public is 100% a clone

100% of my wealth is in Goldman Sachs. They are quite literally too big to fail.

Been putting 1000$ a month into cypto and silver for 5 months now

Believe in freedom but also believe that a lot of people simply can't be trusted with freedom during a global pandemic. genuinely conflicted on which measures should be put into place, if any. don't want any innocents dying because of the hubris of others but hate big brother.

what would you do if you were him

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>muh numbers on the screen
>no jobs
>more poverty
really need to strike a balance between the two desu

shit what show was this
they were like aliens right?

need to call a black gentleman a nigger pronto

LET ME OUT I NEED TO GO TO WORK TOILBERG NEEDS A NEW YACHT

crack your skull against a wall you reddit shit stain
you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about