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Robbie

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He swings both ways

can't believe lachie got locked up again
if i were australian i'd be out on the streets

lads i've logged out of my linkedin so this means i can view the toilfu's linkedin and she won't know yh?

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he's a menace to himself and to those around him
need him sectioned and the key thrown away

That is FIVE /brit/ threads in the catalogue, not a single one at the bump limit. You wonder why the janny crushes bollocks.

You’re all gay. Especially “Australia.”

Wypipo not invited (only joking, whites only please) jk

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>he is 5'11

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yh

monica with her new boy-toy x

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Robbie Williams is a true entertainer

janny never wins

vile little scumbag
would make sure you walk away with at least 1 broken bone out for saying such a thing about our lad

5'11.5 actually

what expression does he convey

We live to die

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Miss the iraq/Afghan war era
Miss black and white IR footage of bombs flying down chimneys
Miss SpecOps combing the highlands for taliban
Miss huge tank rushes across the desert from 2003

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wings of redemption lost some weight. good for him.

Just two inches shorter and he could have been top shagger height..
Gotta work with what you have I guess.

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safe

always have a chuckle when the tard wrangler aussie gets upset over it

i want to start wearing suits every day like reviewbrah

>white people literally travelled the entire world looking for exotic herbs and spices
>shitskins be lyke white people no spicy xD

Ananlysis of my mates:

Jonas - height: 5'9, shags 43
Ben - height: 6'2, shags 2
Jimmer - height: 5'8, shags 148
Tim - height: 5'11, shags 12

take the piss
always english

>Tasmanian learner drivers are limited to 80kmh

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hate all of them already solely based on their names

It's an explicitly American meme. It comes from when slaves were given the absolute fucking dregs of the foodstuffs by their masters and so they had to drown out the god-awful quality of the meat in an overabundance of very strong, not very tasty, spices. It became their "culture" and now they consider anything properly seasoned to be "not spicy enough".

had more wanks than you've had hot dinners kid
pipe down

desperately need the football back lads

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rorkes new purchase

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Right, that's that settled then. Heading over to the ex's after wfhtoil. 8 weeks without human contact. Can't be that bad of an idea right? Better than spending my evenings on /brit/ drinking myself into a stupor and wanking.

Guess 6’+ people realised they dont have to compensate for being a manlet by having sex with every woman who looks at them

imagine being one of those massively fat wankers who have to wash themselves with a rag on a stick
imagine the whiffs of rotting poo emanating from their multitude of diseased skin folds

Nah he's just an incel.

SCREAMING

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I just finished this post. It was VERY worth my time.

just ate an entire morrissons bacon and leek quiche (1200 calories)

imagine LITERALLY risking death just to get some sloppy seconds off your ex. imagine being such a slave to pussy. a true simp.

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could take both of them in a fight

tie them together and create the next generation of goalkeeper

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Same with all food. People say that white food is boring, but whites brought food from everywhere.

Italians and tomato
Chinks and chile

Native americans and horses is anotehr


The world should be on its knees thanking whites day in day out

what was your favourite part? the imagery i painted with my words?

Writing a report on a movie I haven't seen.
Ye, I think I could sell used cars.

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> risking death
Are you talking about having a shower, crossing the road or driving?

>cheese on an egg and bacon sandwich
grim

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tune

talking about the global pandemic mate

The face of a shagger

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If the White Dragon represents the Saxons and the Red Dragon represents the Britons, what represents the Gaels?

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I come to /brit/ to brag about my sexual conquests to virgin freaks

>royal family are getting prince louie posing with rainbow paint on his hands
ah yes, so it begins

Got a 'socially distanced' tinder date today lads.

might get a road to damascus moment on the way there and pretend the police turned me back to my apartment. who knows.

Lachlan is the true test of whether an Aussie is a good or bad poster. If they're a protective and limp-wristed Lachie coddler they don't belong here.

As in no date?

The gf is turning into a bit of a TradThot as of late and getting obsessed with goofy Taoist magical shit
As a Christian I’m taking it upon myself to take the piss out of her at every turn.

>sandwich on a bacon and cheese egg
peng

for me? it was the joy i found in realising there is someone more pathetic than me on /brit/

kidulthood

the rhythm of the sentences

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Has a 0.007% death rate for under 30s.
Worry about more dangerous stuff like walking down the stairs.

Ye ain't eaten

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why is finlad universally loved by aussie posters?

Just pulled a 100iq strat in siege
on top my game lads

his autism used to be so off the charts that he'd spam every /brit/ thread with random 23andme dna images
he's mellowed down since the janny rangebanned all of his proxies

Think there's only one (very vocal) supporter of the spaz

Just a date but you've gotta say socially distanced to get them to meet.

autistic virgin freaks have a lot in common

US SOF in afghanistan were absolutely based

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me after I open a yoghurt

They see him as a pet dog or something

he's based and you can't deny that

why did he do it?

fucking despise that friendly twat

yeah a shit game innit

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Will I get arrested if I go to Morrisons solely to buy alcohol?

Desert combats and woodland body armour was the peak aesthetic of the 2000s

2nd word, ya melt

Is the sun over the yardarm? Fuck it, who cares? I'm starting now

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doing a think

the yank look

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hes like a btec aussie thats just discovered shitposting for the first time, honestly he stinks of underage but at least he doesnt force his gimmique

White skinned blue eyed trad gf if ever I've seen one

Why don't Americans tuck shirts in? Chinos and a tucked shirt can look good if you're big with a v taper

Mad how they've collectively probably shagged over a thousand women