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I wonder what share of the world's population are currently naked right now

Believe me when I say that many people are gonna start moving out of London soon

Who's your favourite member of Bon Appetit, for me, it's Brad

I'm naked.

are greta lads, cute as a button

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Writing a pro-NHS slam poem to perform at 8pm via megaphone.

Learner and newly passed drivers in Australia have to drive 10kmh slower than everyone else in the country. The top speed limit here is 110kmh but new drivers are not allowed over 100kmh. So everyone drives up their arse and tries to overtake them in dangerous conditions. I want to get my bike license but can't be fucked dealing with this boomer regulation.

me

pics? x

the fit one

Anyone see the meteor shower?
The gf and I stayed up all night to watch

excruciatingly english

nah. Nobody wants to live in horse farting bumpkin land.

Slipping back into depression again

just reported the nhs youtube channel for propagating falsehoods

big boob blonde

she looks like she smells

There are londoners and there are peasants.

can i airbnb at your place? x

of?

Australia is a joke country.

she cute!

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nice

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Do it at 7.58 and it'll feel like people really appreciated it

why 10
why not 20 or 30

poo

prefer not to say

Youtube Video: NHS Nurses tackling Covid on the frontline
Category: Dancing

sweaty gym socks

>Day 38 of lockdown
Woke up early, went for a run. Forgot what time ti was and tried to call the boss at 8am. He wasn't amused. Tried to have a wank but the neighbours are all in their gardens and I worry they will see me. No symptoms to report.

This bill clinton album thing on instagram is really proving to me just how plebian most people are.

the dumpy jewess?

want an attractive but somewhat retarded gf, my life would be so easy.

shouldn't encourage that mate not good for kids to stay up so late

yeah

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youtube.com/watch?v=f_iJeR8SUw8

Na dumb gf's get tiresome very quickly

What would those be rorke?

never heard of them

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‘n ‘l

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Coronavirus has changed nothing for me. Still going to work every day as usual and toilberg said they probably won't furlough me cos I'm too important, even though I barely earn 20k
Reeeeeeee

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The peng jewess with the grey hair or the indian bint.

who's the black lad on the right
don't remember him

sister just sent me this

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care worker who hasn't been to work in about a month here. clap for me

Can a Britbong please vocaroo "go on my son, go on"

>love crisps and roasts
bet he does
fat wog cunt

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Dire, yet believable

Funny that people always think Lammy is a hard lefty like Diane Abbott when he's really a committed Blairite who supported Starmer, David Miliband, voted for the Iraq War and privatisation

trevor sinclair

thats not even sexy dont waste my time like this

why's her face 2 shades darker than her skin? and red as well

how many tik tok views?

she needs to tighen her glutes

did any one vocaroo the one from other day? the scottish one

I’m moving out in a month desu

Has the kind of face of a girl who would have gotten bullied in my school

strawpoll.com/y58211r8

Looked better in every way apart from the beard

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Fuck knows. It's dangerous as it is, maybe they though 20-30 would be excessively dangerous.

no, nobody here is vocarooing anything for me

he's still a retarded twat

too shy

find this, and I mean this with zero exaggeration, fucking SICKENINGLY unattractive

Imagine being English and having a foreigner as your patron saint lol

vocaroo.com/kFLtk3otxRz

love are brad

peng

if i was a tesco worker having to stand aside for social care workers who are deemed higher priority than me I'd commit some terrorist atrocity on the first hospital, nursing home or hospital i saw

dipping in that focus
dodgy insurance
federalis on me gotta watch for informers

something off about this but I can't say what

state of that schnozz

Black bastard

thanks this is perfect. making it the sound my phone makes when i get a whatsapp

The duality of man

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White?

kek

wow is she in space

rozzers on dispatch over this post

her proportions are weird, ribs too narrow small for her hips and shoulders

Most people are still working. They are the real heroes.

cant understand what angle they were positioned at considering its in a mirror

The ponies have kept running in Victoria. When will the government step in and protect my wallet from myself? There should be caps on how fun entertainment can be

Nah, everyone in my school was white

her gormless expression
would still shag her silly though

i like that piggy nose, tell her i said hi, and give me her number wouldnt you?

that cheeky nose and red complexion make her look younger which is based

Happens a lot

argentine be kiddin me

most patron saints are foreign to the countries their patron saint of. such as st patrick and

I'm honoured

*if I were
Hypothetical. Subjunctive mood

lol

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she's built like a fucking jojo character

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shut the fuck up you autistic little freak

@GCHQ
ARREST THIS BASTARD PRONTO

perfectly legal sir

Just found out a pornstar died by a video titled "RIP", the thumbnail is her face shoved into a guy's arsehole. What a legacy, what a life well lived.

hello literal child

Did he draw on those eyebrows?

going to break the isolation laws by wanking in the social distancing queue in tescos lads

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you lot tried reporting me yesterday as well and janny couldn't do anything

you in the wrong general mate or you on holiday? you're not meant to be travelling for leisure.

Come to 'matta and give it a try bloke

grow up x

Muscular girls are attractive - no two ways about it

august ames?
that was a great loss tbf
she knew how to fuck well and was fit by pornstar standards

what gay rendition of dio is this

foy