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something went wrong
remember her?
joker-esque lipstick application
huh?
Would English Heritage be a good employer?
in memorandum
she looks like she
any insectivores in?
quickly flew over this post
I've got 2 degrees and I've never even been offered a job interview for any skilled job.
England we did it
That couple on the Nationwide ad are going to have to change their poem.
miss 'her' lads
marijuana cures coronyvirus
... have you applied for any?
Yeah, very good one, them along with the National Trust as they both give you the opportunity to work at multiple sites like historic homes, castles and palaces etc.
They are both also highly regarded in the field and look great on the CV.
yeah, loads
Cask conditioned ale cures coronavirus - why is the government and MSM suppressing this fact?
hottest day ever here
couldn't imagine that every day
You now remember than fat dancing man someone on Yas Forums rinsed and he ended up being flown out to LA to party with celebs and shag playboy models
Wales goalscorers vs Belgium (2016):
Ashley Williams: Born in Wolverhampton, England
Hal Robson-Kanu: Born in London, England
Sam Vokes: Born in Southampton, England
apparently nicotine patches are being trialled
did the man hit/pass/kick the ball then lift the trophy
Reminder to get your vitamin D to fight the virus lads
>The England and Wales Precipitation series, which measures rainfall and snow, goes back to 1766, and the Central England Temperature series, which covers the temperature from the south Midlands to Lancashire, is the longest-running record in the world, dating from 1659.
who wouldn't thought they had thermometers in the mid 1600s
1st Indian itt
I used to live in Phoenix, Arizona and it was always hotter
far far too hot desu
how many? what are your degrees in and where from (you can be vague)?
live up norf, mate moved to london, is only on £30k but it's changed him so much, he's utterly insufferable now, proper smug, head so far up his own ass he can see out of his mouth
this is how I imagine all of you who moved to london who come back for christmas/new years to be
maybe you're not white
flyovers like you can't understand
Are you obviously a VF?
Have you felt 100+F but with 100% humidity? Ive never been to phoenix
Mad how Sweden went from soy to based in a month.
There is London and there is hicksville.
doing designer drugs like nobodies business
got a motive like a kid in a sweet shop
uh uh
might have 3 HEAVILY buttered crumpets
and I'm talking about a serious level of butter here lads
wouldn't you be
Similar thing here excpect he also became a tranny lmao
Needless to say he's not in our friendship group anymore
maybe you just developed some kind of inferiority complex? it's quite common amongst provincials
loads of jobs over 3 years, couldn't put a number on it
music technology and masters in audio programming
south england
Why does leftymong derive such pleasure from "educating" those who he believes are below him?
ahhhhhh me bollocks
want to buy some link
>One day, the two were invited to the studio by [Russell] Crowe, who was finishing his album and asked the duo to listen to it and provide feedback. Flattered, they accepted the invitation. However, when they arrived, about eight of Crowe's acquaintances were also there. Crowe then proceeded to play a CD of the album, which seemed completely mixed and finished already. No one in the room seemed willing to comment on the songs, and it soon became apparent to Parker and Stone that Crowe simply wanted everyone to sit there and listen to the album. Parker said that while Crowe was "a very talented actor", he was a poor musician, describing his record as "Bon Jovi meets Hepatitis B". At one point, a song came along which featured handclapping. Parker, trying to think of something constructive to say, suggested that Crowe mix out the handclaps ... According to Parker, Crowe then nonchalantly took a drag of his cigarette and said: "Well, maybe I'll mix them off the version I give to you."
*walks smugly*
need this doing to my bollocks pronto
parisien?
When us Londoners return to our provincial hometowns for christmas/new years, we always get a bit embarrassed at are old friends who are still in town and who will never leave, and will be stuck earning £25k for the rest of their lives
prefer not to say
amazing how many oxford educated six figure earners have the time of day to share their thoughts with us on /brit/
how does this happen?
When you've experienced true kino, you can't go back to flicks. When you've eaten good cooking, you can't go back to microwave slop.
Don't resent him, he can't help it.
this used to be me
eat more fibre e..g brown bread and go to the toilet more regularly
Can see my office from there desu. Walked smugly over London Bridge MANY times
so you live in saint-denis got it
oh shut the fuck up you dirty little snail shagging rat
will barbers be reopening next month?
this
Thoughts on 'ny?
mad how London turns you into a degenerate. can guarantee 90% of the people seething at the proud to be english hashtag are from london
I left the London life now I live in Leeds.
based
I'm issuing a /brit/ challenge
live in the 11th mate
oi oi
nyc?
never been
Maybe. They’ll be one of the first things to reopen.
seeth like this can only come from flyovers
can relate
will barber is a french musical artist mate
imagine not knowing that it's almost always the 2nd or 3rd largest cities that are the best place to live in a country and never the capital (at least in the west)
post slags
I've been eating pears, oranges, vegetables, bran flakes and no meat for 4 days plus drinking water and orange juice every day.
It won't pass without laxatives and now I have an anal fissure.
Are you only applying to jobs related to your degree?
>we should trust the country that doesn't actually report crime stats
this is england
flyover makes no sense outside the US few if any countries have two comparable metropoles on either coast
Hey Google, do ants have ears?
Yeah, wish i was joking, he was always a little odd but his houseshare was full of those types which led him to fall for the tranny meme.
ahaaaaahh alri alri
>It's Thursday
What the fuck, week/month have zipped by
love wales
hate the welsh national communism poster
I unironically love St. Denis.
good flick
don't care
makes people mad
shall be continuing to use it
one good thing about corona chan is that airbnb """"hosts""""" are being btfo
>Leftypol setting his alarm for 6am so he can be the first to post "St George was Turkish" on Twitter
>Rorke having a lie in and enjoying the day
Manchester yes
Birmingham no
I lived the London life. Sure, it was okay, now i'm establishing a new cultural and economic hotspot in the oft-overlooked metropolis of Barnsley.
i once went to the bar halfway up the shard and just took a massive shit and we left
VERY close to spending a few hundred quid on pc parts during these trying times
>The Ordovices were one of the Celtic tribes living in Great Britain before the Roman invasion. Their tribal lands were located in present-day North Wales and England between the Silures to the south and the Deceangli to the north-east.
based celtic warrior clans
wales mentioned
you the expat
does it really though?
IT REALLY DO BE LIKE THAT
you what now?
Why isn't St George's day a bank holiday?
I thank God that people on /brit/ have enough self control that stops them from posting photos of their mansions, supermodel wives, expensive cars, massive heights and massive penises. These are the unsung heroes.
heard that she had a miscarriage
yeah
How very American of you
self-loathing leftoids
>St George Died 23 April 303
>Turkey Founded 29 October 1923
Doesn't sound Turkish to me
ye it is. it's also him
Reporting
The police are treating anti-5G conspiracy theories as anti-semitic in nature
Why do right-wing views correlate so strongly with low IQ?
can't believe london zoomers use ami english
and we're embarrassed at you for thinking you're something special
sorry chum but you're wrong
>"""warrior""""
i'm a london zoomer and i don't
The MacPherson report and its consequences have been a disaster for the British race
The government will borrow £180 billion from the markets in the next three months to fund its economic rescue package, the Treasury has said, providing the first official indication of the cost of the pandemic.
Gilt issuance is now certain to hit a record this financial year, surpassing the £227.6 billion high in 2009-10 after the global financial crisis. Including the £45 billion being issued this month, the government will raise £225 billion in the first four months of 2020-21 alone.
The Debt Management Office (DMO) had expected to raise about £60 billion in the first four months of the fiscal year, April to July, after its initial remit was set in the budget on March 11. It will now be £225 billion, an increase of £165 billion “to meet the immediate financing need resulting from covid-19”, the Treasury said.
Leftypol is aware George was an Anatolian Greek not a Turk right?
no higher education, gullible to populism
>concentrate all of your economic prowess in the world in one city
>THATCHER the norf
>be surprised when everything outside of it becomes irrelevant
what's your local BBC news lads? for me it's South Today
Yesterday there were 4000 new cases and 400 new deaths in Spain. Whereas China had 11 new cases and 0 new deaths
How are they doing it lads?
wonder if the poo had to fall all the way to the bottom in a pipe
>1 minute sharp
mhmmmmmm
I'm specifically referring to their vocabulary. Do me a favour and shut up.
Going to make some more homemade lightly salted tortilla chips and homemade nacho cheese sauce.
Anyone want owt?
Noooooo the land's turkish now that means that every single person ever born there is now turkish too
He's Greek, Syrian, Turkish, Roman, probably part Somali depending who you ask
They can't make their mind up
>greeks
>turks
same thing
BBC News London
I'm sure it had to somehow
Unsure what this means long term aside from the economy getting fucked further.
Mental how you never see left-wing types believing in Flat Earth shit
NEED A COCK IN MY ARSE
because poorer people are more aware of the affects of immigration and don't live in a bubble
Here's a random idea, try to do some work pro-bono for local theater productions, upcoming bands or what not.
Start building a reputation and a portfolio of work and most importantly introducing yourself to new people.
It's what people in other creative areas do.
mikey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your uncle's rotting in a fucking ditch
>work for free
hello toilberg
its 3seconds off and i have fantastic internet in australia so not really relevant
Left wingers fall into the identity politics trap far too often for their own good though. Both are idiots
Look Norf here
football fans are the ultimate bugmen
Despite working in the Shard for almost 2 years I never went to any of the bars, restaurants, or the viewpoint. Simply couldn't be arsed desu. Did also take many shits within the Shard though, albeit within my office
So poor people are thick?