/brit/

Your not the janny of me now

Roaring
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/camper-van-escort-still-seeing-21888849

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weird how americans always bring BBC and blacked porn, weird bunch of people

Am I the most centrist on /brit/?

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>some cunt from Afghanistan is the same as some cunt from Hong Kong
Wake up

mikey on the ropes

Ramadan eh?

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if you could have any job what would it be?

...

lose weight

Steve Jobs

I live in a council estate on the outside of town, so it's business as usual here. More people outside than I've ever seen in my life though.

>camper van escort
she sounds Dutch

you automatically prejudge everyone you meet whether you want to or not, do you leftymongs not understand evolution?

Low IQ: "Egyptians wuz black/Egyptians wuz white"
Midwit: "actually Egyptians were swarthy Mediterraneans and looked mostly like Arabs or Semites"
High IQ: "the ruling class of Egypt were both Nordic white and Nubian black. The peasants were swarthy meds."

Mam? is that you?

i simply do not dream of labour

feel sick now. think bossman might have put some corona in that kebab

it's actually mad how British people could take any pride in the disgusting imperalistic actions of the Empire

Take the Anglo-Zulu war of 1879 for example

Britain literally shot a load of defenceless humans who didn't have guns?

Ok?

Disgusting.

One of those meme jobs in a big company where you earn millions but don't actually do anything just delegate everything to your underlings

he didnt say they arent but thats still no reason to judge them differently

What does it say

Glory hole fluffer for me ma

bunnin a zoot and i dont care if you call me a paki (im saudi)

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want the lockdown to last forever

Based

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>im saudi
oh it shows

keep lockdown until all the normoids have topped themselves
weak willed cunts

I modulate my speech to use different forms of address for different social classes.

Upper and upper middle types get a "how do you do?", Middle and lower middle types get a "how are you?" Working and lower class types get an "alright?"

hairy bastard

high grade cannabis

>feel bad that we were better at the great game than everyone else
no

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If you use the same unbiased metric to judge people that are different then you will come to a different judgment for each one.
Simple as.

heeb cunt

leftypol in the flesh

Borders will remain closed for all but essential travel for the foreseeable future.

I talk like they do in a clockwork orange

why does the scientist have a muslim hat on?

If you saw a lion in the street you'd have a different judgement to seeing a dog

Why?

went into a takeaway yesterday and they said they were just closing but they could do me a chicken wrap so I said alright and they had it already made and wrapped by the till
smells a bit weird but it's tikka chicken and coleslaw so I guess it will smell odd
bit paranoid about eating it
never know with these takeaways do you
£6.70 as well

Obviously everyone has prejudices. But one of the features of human intelligence is that you can look past these prejudices and come to a more informed conclusion on a case-by-case basis. It's no surprise that every racist you'll ever meet is an uneducated brainlet, they simply lack the cognitive ability to think past their prejudices.

the londonrunt's brain is so fried, that they need their dopamine receptors poking every 10 seconds in form of a either a new funko pop, a new popup ethnic vegan restaurant or becoming a paypig to a landlord for a filthier, smaller prison cell

why do you pakis always buy so much gold

they love british lad money

could swear he's italian american though
from sicily

I modulate my speech to use different forms of address for different social classes.

Upper and upper middle types get a "disgusting capitalist bastard.", Middle and lower middle types get a "dirty class traitor bastard, capitalism will take your wealth from you as the elite stop social mobility at all costs." Working and lower class types get an "yes lads, aha"

science is islamic

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on the heineken again

come and get one in the yarbles!

Denmark is already loosening border controls.

Swedes will be herd immune by summer and therefore have no fears of tourism

speed wanks

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>being working class is more than just going to the pub
no it's not

It's a better way to store your money (rather than handing it over to bankberg and letting him take a cut).

By your metric, non-whites are less intelligent. Howling.

that sounds like it would smell strange

Why can't we follow suit? Why do we have to put up with this lockdown bullshit? It's not fair.

Far right on the front

damn, they had such a headstart on us, what happened?

The Zulu had it coming.

>By 1825, Shaka had conquered an empire covering an area of around 11,500 square miles (30,000 km2).

>The death toll has never been satisfactorily determined, but the whole region became nearly depopulated. Normal estimates for the death toll during this period range from 1 million to 2 million people.

Don't know why leftypol thinks it was all sunshine and rainbows until europeans turned up

remember when gordon brown sold off the majority of british gold deposits below market value? haha what a mad man

Don't know, sucks though. Wish you guys did Blair's plan tbqh

My flaw? I cry at sitcom finales.

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On average, they may be less intelligent. But that doesn't make them any less human or give us any reason to treat them differently. I've met plenty of intelligent non-whites and plenty of stupid whites.

>i am more informed than you hahaha!
acting like you are on a imperial high horse does not make you right or better than anyone you iqist racist arrogant person.

so this is the average brit i share this general with. alright then

rorkes on a mad one again

130 million people will likely starve due to lockdown, says UN crisis agency and top global charities

nbcnews.com/news/world/u-n-warns-hunger-pandemic-amid-threats-coronavirus-economic-downturn-n1189326

Well done lockdown fags, you did Rorke's job for him and are murdering the third world!

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>trig
what are these bomb nogs smoking

We might do it. Nothing has been confirmed or denied yet.

Swedes are going to win and leftypol will be absolutely seething.

imagine not picking the redhead

inbreeding

Slavery didn't exist until 1619 where a ship of 20 captives landed at Point Comfort in Virginia, ushering in the era of American slavery

The government will do Blair's plan because it is the only plan lying around, but they will wait another week and then say it is their plan. Change some terms etc.

Blame China.

Just watched a tv show about british bent degenerates getting tested for STIs after all their degenerate activities. Deano also made an appearance as the only straight one, and didn't end up having anything but said he had no plans to use condoms and would just come back to the clinic every few months to see if he had anything.

>tfw no gf

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reckon the British were created by Yakub lads

Reminder that Covid19 is a hoax

youtu.be/CltchgolcNo

yooo my slimes

As long as I get to stay off toil a bit longer I don't care

logically speaking, the government is obliged to supply me with a gf
they supply people with free money, free housing. many people want them to supply jobs
why not also a gf?
>but you can't force someone to be in a relationship with you
but yet they would force me to work with someone, so i would have to put up with them?
total hypocrisy

>what was the arab slave trade

The London experience.

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doug

grim: the post

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>what is joke

Herd Immunity is actually a thing and sweden proved it. LMAO

NEED a doesnt actually like me and manipulates me and cheats on me and i desperately fight for her acknowledgement but never actually get it gf

he's parodying leftypol you mong

can you stop replying to tripscum, you're filling my thread with stubs

hope so. best situation would be several different strategies in various countries in europe and in a month or so they switch to what works best
ideally sweden goes so well (and antibody tests seem to support this) that countries switch to that

our federal government has like no power so we have 16 different states which each can basically do their own shit which is nice. the south is full of terrified faggots but the north is reopening things much sooner, esp because they rely more on tourism

spastic

I can't understand how we're now seeing overwhelming evidence that the lockdown is worse than the virus and yet we still have virtue signallers saying lockdown is good. Are they fucking psychopathic?

What is it?

why have a living room when I can go watch rick and morty at the artisan cereal bar round the corner!

hope this all blows over before June

Need a gf to make me her pay piggy

london paki making a fool of his self again

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it shouud at least mostly in the norf

Lel my old company have only just replaced me after I left 9 months ago. Should have just given me the promotion I asked for. Told you it's a hard role to replace.

So me and my 2 friends are all from the UK and are really keen to plan a visit to the US next year. We're right at the beginning of planning this so I just wanted to come here and see if we could get some first hand tips and advice on how to make this the best trip possible!

There are 3 of us, mid twenties, who want to take in as much as we can in around 4 weeks (minimum). We're really interested in getting out into nature, seeing the National Parks and doing plenty of hiking, camping and fishing so most of the trip would revolve around this.

However, we also thought we can't visit the US without seeing New York, Philly, DC as well so wanted to factor this in. Our general idea is we fly to NY, then spend some time in NY, Philly, DC, Boston, then fly across to LA where we'd do LA, San Francisco, Yosemite, San Diego, Grand Canyon etc. Firstly is it feasible to do all this in a month? And would flying be the best way to get across?

@122012159
This guy sounds like an absolute fag. Stop spamming his channel pls :)

rorke bleeding profusely after friendly fire

So that makes it ok?

watching videos of celebrities surprising fans because i like seeing people happy even if its from consooming

kinda in the mood to get a new gf but dont want to since every breakup creates some insane woman obsessed with trying to talk about me and embarrass me to everyone i know

based

>artisan cereal bar
London is so fucked haha

autocorrect really did a number on your post eh

Currently discovered consequences of catching COVID19
* Permanent lung damage
* Brain damage
* Strokes

A lot of them are environmentalist extremists who think we are "healing" the Earth. Basically lockdown fags are a death cult.

go ask /cum/ you mong

thought these had the same post number for a second
would have been Yas Forums history

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stop lying

thoughts on blair?

How do you calculate daily cases under this plan?

looks like you’re already here mate hahaha

Half White + Half Indian/Pakistani/Bengali/Sri Lankan tends to produce white looking kids

bit mental that init
shame 90% of mixing that goes on is between wh*Toids and blacks

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Shut the fuck up retard

Ad hominem isn't a sound argument
The numbers are fake
The pandemic is fake
Kys

Might stay up and watch the ANZAC dawn service this year. Feeling a lot more patriotic ever since moving to a city full of disgusting foreigners.

When there's a different pub to visit every day, there's literally no need for a living room. The only thing your house needs is a bedroom, bathroom and kitchen. Obviously when you settle down and start a family, it's different but most people move out of London when they're ready for that life.

sounds like posting on /brit/

>living in the past
You must be a really happy person

millimetre waves

I've had it and I just had a cough. Have you ever considered that if you aren't a faggot it doesn't kill you?

Worst thing is about this is I recognise her from that site but always thought she was manky so never went for it.

>LA
Please don't waste your time there. I promise you it's an absolute dump. No idea why so many Brits are obsessed with it.

Plus LAX is legit the worst airport I've ever been to

won't somebody think of the surveillance proteins???

So it's no different from living in any city with mild air pollution?

I don't give a fuck, I'm just pointing out that 190s baseless claim about these being some poor innocent vicims is false, they weren't innocent at all

Thats why you make them leave you
Swallow your pride and make that bitch hate you

mad how we're supposed to believe theres a super spooky contagious virus flying around but literally nobody knows anyone with it

Yes, we already knew that. It hasn't been a secret at all. Fuck off and gain some self awareness you retarded mutt.

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>trigonometry
greeks
>aerodynamics
greeks
>astronomy
greeks
>surgery
literally prehistoric
>coffee
congratulations, you stole african history. thanks for ruining our teeth, colonizer
>university
yes
>algebra
established far before islam
>hospitals
created out of necessity because mudslimes couldn't stop transmitting leprosy
>toothbrushes
created even longer before islam
>vaccines
china
>numbers
lol what, created even longer before islam than toothbrushes

all wh*toids were
love yakub but he really did make a mistake letting the wh*te menace out of his lab

Contract tracing

Great day to be an English muslim, St. George's day and Ramadan.

that's because you have no friends

Shut the fuck up

I don't know many people but the people I know don't know any people who've had it

>waaaaah muh pubs
>waaaaah muh colleagues
>waaaaah muh friends
Anyone who wants the lockdown to end is a normie cunt who doesn't belong on this site.

Sounds like a fun (albeit busy) trip! I'm from California but live in the UK. Most Brits don't realise how big the US really is - California alone is bigger than the whole UK. If I were you, this would be my itinerary:

Days 1-6: NYC (it's huge, there's tons to do and you'll be getting over jet lag)
Take train or bus south
Days 6-9: DC (not a huge city but it's very unique so shouldn't be missed)
Fly to SF
Days 9-13: SF (a very unique west coast city with lots to see/eat/do)
Rent a car and drive south along the PCH
Days 13-15: Big Sur (one of the most beautiful drives in the country and amazing coastal hikes. stay overnight in a cabin)
Drive east (you'll backtrack slightly)
Days 15-19: Yosemite (tons of hiking/camping, book cabins/permits early)
Drive south
Days 19-23: LA (keep car, you'll need it to get around)
Drive east
Days 23-28: Grand Canyon + Lake Mead (book camping early or can stay in motels nearby)
Days 28-29: Vegas (not on your list, but could be fun to check out for one night since it's so close)
Days 29-30: Back to LA, drop off car and fy back to UK

wow women are useless at everything

>* Strokes
looks like I've been affected lads haha waheyyyyyyyyy

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It's not just the environmentalists. The WHO and some government figures are talking about years upon years of lockdown. Everyone else is calling them insane, and they all come across as being mentally ill.

Think some drug dealers are stashing stuff in a forest I walk in. Keep running into them and their pitbulls.
No, I don't care if you asked or not.

The sun gives people cancer but no one ever has a cry about that thankfully

No I mean is it a rolling 1 week average or 1 month or what? If daily cases are hovering around 500 you cant just float in and out of full lockdown

all wh*toids? not sure about that one

The EU can't ban holiday travel and there is zero way every country will accept to ban it themselves when not doing so will make you massive amounts of cash.

I bitch about the sun all the time mate

what is this horrible nasally yank voice talking over this video for

i can't watch it, doing my head in

pitbulls are illegal mate

No point worrying, everyone is going to get it. In fact most have already had it.

lads be honest
would you

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You dont get jet lag flying west

did someone say ramadan

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