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americans are a special breed

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Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'

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at least we aren't burning 5g towers m8

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Haven't had sex with the gf since Sunday, what a bore

squealing at this

fucking yanks

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is it better to just grind through a graduate degree straight after undergrad or start a career first and do grad later (maybe part time/online etc)

doing some light programming

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no, just cutting the end of your dicks off because the jews told you to. Totally normal

dork

of course that's ridiculous, but its nothing compared to the sheer oddness coming out of the US at the moment
Like this crisis has heightened the quirks of your discourse

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hate it when runts leave comments like this

they all like to think they've just discovered fast inverse square root

fuck off

can aussies fuck off
they don't fit in with us brits and yanks

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True, it needed to be said.

speaking of yanks, and I like yanks irl, watching a louis theroux programme right now
they really are unique

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wrong
wrong

t. actually fucking british

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reckon brits should fuck off. /brit/ is a new worlder general

girls doing poos

I mean like since the 1600’s, has anyone born in America inherited the crown

and did those feet
in ancient times
walk upon canberra's mountains green?

Wow, talk about being historically illiterate.

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when watching pornography i basically have entered an abstract stage where like im not even imagining fucking the girl but rather masturbating to like the concept of it in the abstract. basically porn is cucking yourself

what's the craic

Don’t reckon a British monarch ever set foot on this side of the Atlantic until maybe Victoria.