/brit/

lockdown is never going to end

buboes under my arm have disappeared thank god, they appeared after handling a mouse my sister's cunt cat brought in

the cure is officially worse than the disease

why don't they make smokeable plant material with like nicotine sprayed onto it as a tobacco substitute?

how mad would that be

Yes

Would also let him bum me silly. Nothing quite like meaty bruce willard up the old poo pipe. That's what ol' mikey loves more than anything, other than a big manfist up there but where can a lad find that in lockdown eh? Nowhere.

I miss my regular shags on Grindr. Can’t wait for the lockdown to end so I can get my arse seen to again.

14 inch macbooks and redesigned imacs coming out next month
not sure which I shall be buying

wish i did linguistics at uni

You mean the fire that was bigger than your entire country
silly bugger
very silly
idiotic, even

What's he saying

wish I did more cunnilingus at uni

forgot your trip mikey

Stop pretending to be me

soy

>Thrupence a pint

Just 'magine the Sesh

nah just not poor lad

I skipped through most of it. The only bit I listened to was where he said if there’s 6 foot of snow you’d have to walk through it. Not hard to understand at all

This doesn't sound so crazy to me, within the context of a outsider society with it's own set of rules and customs.

>You mean the fire that was bigger than your entire country
because you kept letting it spread
no fire starts that big
if only your country was surrounded by water...

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>haha, benders are so weird!
>ugh GROSS, I hate benders"
>omg me toooo!!!11
which of these were you hoping to provoke?

Fuck this lads i need to pull a somewhat resptible looking girl within a week or my image is toast

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>name is Jemima

Ew. No, I wouldn't.

Not to mention these poor cunts

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>buying a MacBook just because it’s expensive
soy

yeah gays are known to be very cautious with deadly viruses

>I wouldn't.
good, because

Something about needing manfist in my big baggy anus, i wasn't paying too much attention because i was driving my fist into my big pikey anus at the time ngl

Holy Moggeration

nah lad
unfortunately the only decent laptops are out there are macbooks which is a shame because you have to pay through the nose to get one but it will last you a good 10 years or more

my boyfriend is a cunt what should i do to him?

saw of couple of benders mincing round to mikeys campervan

I didn't mean that bit which is why I linked the specific bit of the video

Lets just destroy the worlds economy for good then huh

sue

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had a cat that did that for 10 years everyday, she'd leave a mouse on the front porch. didnt like it, i stepped on them with barefeet a couple times. but it was a nice gesture to provide for the family, she was a great cat and better than 100% of people. gonna cry

Send word to incelius maximus, my australian contact at the /brit/ consul

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you are trying too hard friend

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Send him to my caravan park lad we'll see if he's still so mean when he's got my gaping pikey anus enticing him inside

13 years old, i had to check and it is true...
i checked her instagram and i dont know what kind of parents would allow their daughter to do something like this

too much fat, not enough muscle.

there are plenty of better Windows laptops that cost less and work better

literally no point getting a MacBook apart from soy signalling

hate when people try to bag my groceries. they do it wrong. im poor n have to walk with these bags for atleast 7 minutes to get home, please stop putting me bread in with a gallon of milk please lads fucks offf

just move very slowly to the beat :)

trying what? why and how could you even take what I said seriously? I'm obviously just joking
>i checked her instagram and i dont know what kind of parents would allow their daughter to do something like this
anglo parents

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i could literally do that to a watermelon

HP. The computer is personal again.

ye i best be doing so i was about to eat and chomp on my snake but he stole it from me at the last second the crafty buggeryboy

It was a different time

>Michael Jackson dated her
Hmmmm

this guy got KO'D a lil while back right? some guy turned the lights out on him

>the only decent laptops are out there are macbooks

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just called a yank girl on tinder cute and she called me cute as well

instagram.com/p/B_ERBL8pIBU/
fuck me dead lads
a teenager? who'd guess, really?

youtu.be/492p1sCou_U

he's talking about culture, not biology

god you're so stupid it hurts sometimes
bang to rights wrong, before you start on your sorry crusade that I took your 6 words out of context
now spend the rest of the thread seething and talking to yourself, you waste of oxygen

not this again dave

yes, and time is cyclical
she's only 8 years younger than MJ

Buy a plane ticket to america and fuck her RIGHT NOW

Born in , studied in
Lived long time in
6 continents
Travel | Sport | History
Yacht Skipper

First you fall down
Then you jump back up again :)

yeah?

get a dell XPS bro

well, thinking it's about time you unload of your 8000 word wall of text about how much you hate yanks on her, would only be fair eh

doesn’t get penger than prime shields nglty

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE ATTRACTED TO HER!

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Mad how if you find this attractive you get the same treatment as someone who shags babies

they have transistor whine apparently

jesus christ can we not do the anti's vs pro's argument it's been done to death. It's all so tiresome.

Me and my goose :)

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>buy a MacBook
>have to use a dongle to plug ANYTHING into it

They’re not awful or anything but they’re never the best option apart from looking cool

anyone want to engage in a scat battle?

refuse to believe that she has many more years of getting more attractive - this must be the best she's ever going to look

>Uluru? I think you mean Ayers Rock

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I liked him in Drive, but I liked him even more in Only God Forgives.

you are WRONG leonidas
you are WRONG

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fuck is a dongle
I’ve never had his problem

Reckon The Place Beyond the Pines was his best desu

ok
K
k
oook
im gobsmacked
truly
youtu.be/UsmqWSZpgJY

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Having ANY kind of PC in 2020 is a prime signal that you’re a virgin

There’s literally no need for one. Prove me wrong.

Going to Wendy’s anyone want anything?

after using a macbook i can't go to anything else because nobody has ever made a trackpad half as good as apple does it, and that's what you use more than anything on a laptop which makes it literally the most important thing

poisoning some ants. it's like ant auschwitz in here

>There’s literally no need for one.
need it for toil

Holy fuck lads I just projectile shitted out of my arse and now there’s shit all over my chair, screen, keyboard and legs. What the fuck should I do oh god oh god moms going to fukcing FREAK

I am the last white man in /brit/

Need it for toil innit

poo wank

Sent from my ThinkPad

what’s on the menu

true but i suppose you could say it's my hobby

I need one for toil to, which is why work provide me with one.

But there is no need to OWN one.

I busted my macbook's track pad with my fist and used a plugin mouse for years

I know of a certain former MP who was caught doing one of those

jordan pickford

I just use a mouse like a sensible person

wtf lads
reminder she was fully nude in the playboy magazine when she was 10

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Were you not wearing pants?

Imagine paying £2k for a MacBook

Using it only for Yas Forums and porn and Reddit and Netflix and YouTube and other general web browsing

Never even leaving the house with it

What’s the point lol

I'm actually posting from messenger pigeon
checkmate virgin

Burgers nigga

ahaha. join the club

can't even play games on it if you wanted to lmaoooooo

I wear a large diaper but it’s shot right through it, moms gonna fckn FREAK

the '60s were pretty wild

shame that, also a bit of a red flag

using a mouse on a laptop is not something a sensible person would do, see

apple hardware fucking sucks
you'd paying a premium for last generation of hardware which could buy you the best of current generation hardware if you didn't buy from apple

you know there's a naked baby on a nirvana album cover
it's only noncey if you're a nonce
like a photo of feet is only pornography to a footfag