How do people in your country deal with missionaries?
Here it's trending right now to just tell them no one is holier than the King of Thailand because we know they won't argue with us while they're in our kingdom.
"Exsqueeze us, Sir, but do you have time to talk about Jesus Christ?"
Andrew King
Cooper Thompson
Only time I’ve ever seen missionaries was some mormans out talking to people walking by but I gave them the eyes and they didn’t even approach me
Easton Sanchez
no, grow up.
Samuel Rodriguez
Just tell them youre jewish
Aaron Johnson
Mormon missionaries here are always boys. I've gotten rid of one pair by putting on death metal when they approached me. When they heard it, they stopped, looked at each other, and approached someone else instead. Once I was approached by them while drinking a beer. I offered them one, stopped, and said "oh wait, you can't drink beer, huh?" They laughed uncomfortably and said no. I looked at my beer, said "yeah that's a dealbreaker," and took another sip of my beer. They never bothered me again after that.
Andrew Hughes
it's mostly white dudes here. i'm pretty sure they're fucking all the underage brown pussy that gets wet for them.
Jace Turner
— HELLO.
WE COME TO TALK TO REGARDING JESUS.
— HELLO.
WHY WOULD NONCHRISTIANS TALK TO STRANGERS REGARDING JESUSCHRIST?
— HUH?
WE ARE MORMON...
— I AM AWARE OF THAT; MORMONS ARE A «PROTESTANT» SECT; «PROTESTANTS» ARE NOT CHRISTIAN.
— ...
— BYE.
Brandon Martinez
I've only ever got bothered by jehovas. I just ignore them.
Evan Hill
haven't met a single one of these cunts in my life
which is hilarious because we're one of the most atheist countries on earth
think they just go to brown countries to make sure people don't worship the scary brown god
Jacob Brooks
>brown pussy
excuse me rodrigo but the Philippines is white and you are ignorant
William Davis
Holy & based beyond words
Liam Hall
Missionaries such as mormons and especially jehovas witnesses like getting doors slammed in their face, It makes them feel like they are doing important work.
And I'm happy to help them feel that.
Parker Wright
>they knock on the door
>look through curtains
>panic until they leave
Tyler Ortiz
>I sure do, please come in and tell me more.
Christian Evans
Yes. Two of them stopped me on the street one day as I was walking home. They're always American.
Lincoln Mitchell
Based
Last time I had missionaries drop by my place was 6 years ago and I opened the door, said no before they said anything and asked them if they wanted water (hot summer day, this was in the south)
Christian Foster
I've never actually bothered to answer the door for any of the various cults that do this.
One time this old Jehovah's Witness lady rang my doorbell and knocked on my door for about 25 minutes though.
Jeremiah Ross
>and asked them if they wanted water
Based politebro.
Samuel Wilson
yes, I'm having team with Him, wanna join?
Robert Ward
I tell them to fuck off
Dominic Stewart
It happened to me twice, an old asian woman on the campus and a couple of africans in the subway. Both were evangelicals
Chase Jones
I almost got bothered by Jehovas in the street but I just ignored them and kept walking. Then there's some proddies in churches, mostly of the amerievangelical sect, all of them the brownest sudacas ever.
Adam Peterson
God is inherently evil and world exists only to make people suffer
Ian Jones
I wanna fuck the one on the right
Jose Miller
I one received them and had a conversation on my living, shut them down all the time, they asked if they could come again next week to continue, said sure.
Pretty much the same 2nd time, asked me if they could continue again next week never showed up again.
Tyler Fisher
based and universal church pilled
Anthony Green
*I once received them and had a conversation in my living room
Christopher Morgan
>Mormons ? Please become catholics, let ME tell you about Jesus.
Cameron Taylor
Logan Roberts
they dont have sex before marriage so most likely not
Aaron Taylor
2 of them (girls) talked to me on the bus. One was a filipina and one was portuguese. It was the first and only time an attractive woman has actually tried to talk to me in my life. That was 3 or 4 years ago and I still think about that sweet filipima girl with the soft voice and the kind smile
Mason Rodriguez
i call the police, no man should have to endure weird cultists bothering him
Brody Brown
Hahaha thank you based scumbag king!