/brit/

mr janitor, tear down this thread

samefag look at the posting times

No point making a post after 270 posts anymore because you don't know if some newfag mong will make an early new thread

Basedol mentioned

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this but for my bollocks

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negative

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>An Ohio prison has had 78% of its inmates test positive for Covid-19

kek

samefag look at the posting times

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not british culture
cary grant was american

Honestly /brit/ is better when janny pulls his finger out. It's too fast to just go to 300 and you get early threads/splitting fucking it up before 300 anyway. Page 8 rule is fine

Looks grim is this supposed to be an impressive picture?

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>anymore

Early news have always been a part of brit

lemon key?
le mon key?
le monkey haha

Still count this as my proudest moment, 3 years on

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this

Are you connected via ethernet or wireless, lads?

Pandemic? What's thaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

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samefag look at the posting tirnes

inhaling your own bodyweight in ketamine and doing nozzers can be a good craic

>wooks selling ket and nbomes to 15 year old girls while roadmen stab cunts and sell big blue hospital gas, all to the soothing sound of a shit rig belting out raggatek
Corrrr can’t wait

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Never stop being who you are.

what was it

Yo she's Piff

spunking to mistress t

some nonce is reading this and being very pleased with himself

i live right by it. it's on the highway. they let them all out to live with their families lol. 100K+ infected over the weekend

and IIIIIIIIIIIII just want to thank you
for giving me the best dayyyyayyyyyyyy of my life

- you in response to Australian user

didn't want to have such deep thoughts about society today. fuck sake

you will never be british

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People that go to free parties are weirdos

the plan
get up
pee
turn on central heating
stick phone on charger then put phone on tummy because it gets very warm

oh shit

Wouldn’t mind shagging some 15 year old slags to be honest

thank the lord

pretty standard brit post I would've said

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>the plan
>get up
>pee
that's my motto, an abridged version of yours

indeed

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mikey!!!!!!!!

Im putting you under cyber arrest

steady mikey

desperate JFs

Why would you release them before test results

Same lad if the age of consent was lower like Spain

you know it's wanking time when i've got two browser windows open

I agree, but free parties are full of absolute dregs

Ah yes

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made a post several years ago about making eye contact with a black person, does anybody still have a screenshot of that

Yeah. Laws the law though innit. Can’t break those

spain increased it to 16 like here
germany is still 14

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beg more?

unbelievable they photographed her and shes literally naked under that fabric. her tits and fanner are right fucking there

:|

thank you for your service

i got double trips once but lost the screenshot

Chris Martin is the 21st century Bob Dylan

youtube.com/watch?v=EDUy3Y_w9Tk

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they are good fun in the summer, but yeah any other time of the year they are a bit grim

what an image

the hulk there just casually bowing down at three times the size of the other characters

lol

*boys

we get it mikey you're gay

for me its david icke

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Oh shit. Better buy a gun!.

starting to think im on the spectrum, it definitely would explain alot

true. both are dogshit

didn't doctor manhattan have to be persuaded to save the entire human race, and even then he didn't really give a shit?

Why do people call raves free parties now

And now raves are basically just club nights with a neon theme

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bet this got bare upvotes on reddit

Anyone know if you can get Final Fantasy 7 for 40 quid?

Seems to be 50 everywhere

He was right about the nonces
Not quite so on the ball with the whole lizard thing, mind

So you’re telling me if some 15 year old lass pulled down her leggings is whatever the fuck she’s wearing and said fuck me you wouldn’t? Fuck off you lying cunts. At least I’m honest

Imagine what sort of left wing tosser drew this

Hulk is based

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NEED an Irish gf

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beg more irrelevant non nations.... haha

youtu.be/a6lJ071MeKA
youtu.be/a6lJ071MeKA
youtu.be/a6lJ071MeKA

just shagged the dog off animal crossing

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chowing on a nothingburger

Die shitmeat.

have been downvoted for asking an innocent question lads

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might go to bed

I’m not that desperate mate honestly, I’ve turned down sex before and I reckon being 24 now that would be one of those occasions

Just pirate it.

How would you even host a free party this year while avoiding police shutdowns? That just doesn’t seem workable.

it's that time of night where i take the double pack of bourbons directly to my desk and eat the whole lot while reading /brit/ and listening to emo

Yeah you’re 24 though lad. But old innit

Need a vocational to verify this is the real Mikey

what other games than Doom use idtech7
asking for a friend
.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586657982468.webm

When Cleopatra tricks him into killing himself and Vorenus cleans him up and puts him in his armour one last time. I cri ever tim

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>going on Reddit

Atrocious website, it's a fucking cringefest.

Holy shit.

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desperate

Any gay mans in? Just got on truvada, dunno if I should keep bottoming without condoms tho I had a hiv scare but luckily I tested negative...

Dr. Manhattan's body was that of deceased fitness model Greg Plitt who died running from a train during a photo shoot

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Doom Eternal (2020)

I can’t at the moment unfortunately

only if i was in spain or italy

Irish birds are shit, the best is Polish birds who moved here young

my friends, you bow to no one

I want it for PS4, comfier and get trophies

youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs

LOL.

you desperate for (You)s? here you go
he was really fucking based
a man of integrity
didn't change his tune even after Caesar was murdered

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Fake

it's that time of night when I go get some fucking WEED

you need to be locked up

The police turn up all the time anyway and rarely shut them down. The issue they have is that they just don’t have enough officers to shutdown the larger ones out in the middle of nowhere.
Reckon it will just be like normal where the rig owners will have a word with them and agree on a turn off time

>trophies

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>Piff
Brits have the most retarded slang I swear to god. Whenever I read words like this I just imagine the skinniest whitest k-holed chav mumbling to himself

finna blem a zoot with my boidem

Wolfenstein new order/old blood/new colossus

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I didn't like it

prehistoric gimmick

youtube.com/watch?v=DabosoO4gKM

Nah lad.

So you can be 25 and shag a 14 year old in Germany? Mad that

Whatabout 14? Or 13? Or...

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How old are you? always imagined you were around my age maybe a little younger

>fertilizes the amazon even after death
BASED

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'

>mfw thought running from a train was like a euphemism for some weird gay shit

but seriously what the fuck

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Povvo

20

would you shag a girl who wasn't even born yet? true noncery that

ah sure mikeys only a babby

ska came before reggae

anything 13 and above

it's that time of night when I go out and fucking DIE

Always thought mikey was I'm his late 20s lmao

fairs, makes more sense at that age, not such a gap

A girl because a women after she menstruates i do not care about your silly arbitrary numbers

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didn't ask if you liked it

>pakis fly some planes into yank towers
become public enemy #1 for decades
>chinks cause the entire world to shutdown and wreck their economies
looking for forward to the anti-chink racism in the upcoming months/years

yooo my slime

going to need some solid evidence for this

16 is fine. How many people do you know older than 16-20 shagging 16 year olds?

badman

dutch cuisine

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i don't care if this nigga is from the united kingdom im gonna show him why we americans revolutionized yo

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Check 'em

psnprofiles.com/Zabimaru-Bankai

Doing a cum.

He was almost certainly high. A combination of that and being an ex-Army Ranger officer made him feel like he could outrun a locomotive

Used to watch his videos and he was clearly a stims user.

None, but then I'm not friends with nonces

Alright, grandad
It’s a bit messed up once you’re like 10 year older than them to be honest.

couldn't shag a girl even one year younger than myself, would just feel weird

BOYS on the other hand...

what we sippin on tonight boys

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every time someone mentions shagging, the M.A.S.H theme plays in my head

not a chance

Doesnt happen often even though its legal

imagine being the pollie who lessens the age of consent xD

16 is the age of consent in Scotland. I agree it seems reasonable.