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OFFICIAL THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=N1ENxToLsc4

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nth for fun and funposting

no i always just try and make my character look cool or extremely stupid

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never even tried this. hate looking at myself and i find it uncomfortable to look at myself in the mirror. dont know what possesses normies to make bitmoji characters in snapchat

I've never had fried noodles in my life

because your girlfriend says it would be cute if you had one, so you bite the bullet and do it.

We are hairless apes.

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i realize that was redundant, what i mean to say is that i find it hard to visualize the face of anyone, including and especially myself
do you get a blowjob in return for doing this?

Ok I did manage to find it

>Scraping By On $500,000 A Year: Why It’s So Hard For High Income Earners To Escape The Rat Race
financialsamurai.com/scraping-by-on-500000-a-year-high-income-earners-struggling/

Obviously you have to be a fucking retard to live like this, but lots of people are retarded, even richfags

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You're missing out.

impure souls are at the whim of karmic forces

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whale_Pass,_Alaska

there are no good posts itt rn
so i made this one to change its pace
you're all welcome

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>make $500000
>raising two kids
>barely scraping by
Makes you wonder about the families making $30000 with four kids.

checked. not sure why youre posting a picture of the president of the russian federation..

Wrong
Check'em

youtu.be/AYgrMzSbwRQ
OK THIS IS FUCKING EPIC BROS
FAT STAXXX BABY

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mau

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should i buy an epilator?

I NEED to bury my face in this

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That explains a lot.
Wonder why I was given an impure soul.

>OH NOOO I CAN BARELY AFFORD THE REPAIRS ON MY LAMBORGHINIRINO!!!!

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BASED
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sounds painful

its not fair
why does canada get to have a government that at least pretends to care about its citizens and we dont? why have southerners done this to us?

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i made less than 6k last year

No. Waxing is far cheaper.

i can handle pain

this is the president of canada?
he sounds like he's announcing something for an ad on the radio or tv
he's hot tho

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the epilator is only 500 pesos

what is that, like, 3 dollars?

yeah, so its preatty cheap

women want me to be a virgin forever

if it's that cheap it ain't that good in quality
maybe it's a sign...

post a good quality epilator

>why have southerners done this to us?
Free shit is not politically viable in a diverse society because racist dixiefags will be assblasted that it’s going to Muh Niggers

this seems a lot more painful if thats what you want

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idk jack shit about epilators, just saying that that sounds cheap

Because us Southerners have sided with the Republicans, and we'll be damned if we lose against the Democrats. No matter how stupid or detrimental that might be.

no i need it for my legs you dirty boy

i assumed, but that gif was funnier then the leg waxing ones.

That's a good way to fuck up your skin.

wrong
post an study that say epilators are bad for your skin

>he sounds like he's announcing something for an ad on the radio or tv
He is, it’s a Vote For Me ad
>he's hot tho
That’s one of the big reasons he first got elected, aside from legalizing weed and getting the stoner vote. Women could not stop talking about how their panties were dripping just looking at him. The horny women and seething stoner coalition decided the fate of this country

>SACRIFICE THE WEEK
Based.
The Boomers should be purged.

youtu.be/74HZNyc7QLY

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WHY SHOULD YOUNG PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE SPREAD OF CORONAVIRUS??

they don't care
they're only giving gibs to those least deserving, lots of people who work under the table and don't pay taxes can collect gibs, and now apparently students
if you have a real job(essential) and still employed, you get nothing

never got anything back from the government in my whole life, and they can't even give us $1200 like trump

Cheap epilators are more liable to fail to completely remove the hair and more likely to irritate the skin, leading to pimples and ingrown hair.
Spend $10 instead of $3.