/brit/

why do you lot larp on Yas Forums with your "gf" and your "mates" and your "pub".

honestly sad

see you in 10 minutes

@suposter
how many su

when are we going to see her vagina?

so this is just normal salted crisps?

>bill gates, a man who has repeatedly advocated for the depopulation of this planet
Broof

read into it a bit more. you'll get there.

umm sweetie this is a shagger's general
like we actually have sex x

Shit smeared chicken

mental these freaks will defend the official narrative and promoted "experts" with their lives. bill gates has got them working for free like the dog they are

Yes, yes penetrtrate me Daddy!

Put your sharp needle inside me and fill me up with your vaccine!

nothingburgermongs are the biggest spastics going. drooling retards all of them,

bill gates is on the news daily

babestation

nine thousand nine hundred and twenty four

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Didnt you join the RAF? What happened to that?

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Lmao. Fucking state.
I would imagine Hancock probably thought this too, the little Weetabix head cunt.

apologise for your car emma this is NOT OK!!!!!!

question:
instead of importing pakistanis why don't we import mexicans?
Really feel the urge to tell Americans to check their privilege when they complain about Catholic light brown immigrants when we're literally next to the middle east and africa.

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He hasn't advocated that you mong. it makes money a serves other interest

dont have a gf but go to the pub regularly with my m8s though

beg more

had skype sex with a hungarian amateur model in october
haven't talked to her since
wonder if she'd still be interested in the occasional wank session since everyone's in lockdown now

sucking a golf ball

i'm a virgin cos 5G millimetre waves brainwashed females to want chad

>Whitty actually thinks people are going to accept social distancing for a whole year
HAHAHAHAHA

There’ll be a revolt if this happens. That’s practically guaranteed.

youtube.com/watch?v=4vzFeiKH1jQ
youtube.com/watch?v=JaF-fq2Zn7I

>skype sex

been bumwanking all evening

>nothingburger
wtf this sounds redditty as fuck

why would you say this

crisps

When are we going to overthrow this government?
They're clearly not fit to govern.

5G oxidises surveillance proteins

>bumwanking
genuinely dont know what that means

5G boiled my bellend

Why is she so fucking FIT? Can't put my finger on it

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>there have been 19 viral diseases out of china since they started counting
can we nuke chinks?

based as fuck tbqh mexican men are bro tier and their women are fit as fuck. They really dont know how good they have it.

cringey little larper

milk truk arive

she's not. fuck off

That’s what might wind up happening if they don’t relax restrictions fairly soon. People are starting to get pissed with all the dirt getting dug up on the gov over this crisis.

knew it wasn't long before she would become a right-wing grifter just like her brother

are you the emma watson poster?, you have terrible taste

>Why is she so fucking FIT? Can't put my finger on it

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someone post the pic of her from the side
that goblin nose she hides from the front with bright lights and makeup is grim

it's ironic i think

because she looks like one of those pixar animations and your a manchild

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hope the queen awards sueposter a card and a signed polaroid of sue's fanny when he reaches su10000

will never happen, no one's brave enough. last generation of men were culled in the great war

>don't have a bad relationship with my mother, she's just really not smart at all, genuinely one of the least intelligent people that I know, pretty much neglected me as a child though so I suppose you might be onto something to a certain extent
same as my mother
really couldn't stand talking to women until fairly recently, the last few years, and I had to shift my perspective on what I was doing to manage it

Always wonder what's going through their minds as they do this. Its probably not the first take, she's probably tried to get that winking right at least a couple times.

mexican gangs are probably the worst we have
but most of the mexican working class are hardworking folk who keep their heads down and generally don't complain

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hahahah

why are american conservatives so based lads

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first time ive worked out in 3 months and overdid it, just know im going to be walking around like a t-rex tommorow ffs

Wevolooshun.m8

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lol

I think you underestimate people.
Some people can often do a 180 in personality if you make them angry enough.

curl a tin of beans did you leftypol

you were the first woman i ever loved

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why's he grinning?

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embarrassing JFs

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Abigail Shapiro mogs her cousin tbf

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it literally is though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
>Correlations have also been found between antibody titers to T. gondii and OCD, suicide in people with mood disorders including bipolar disorder.[154][160] Positive antibody titers to T. gondii appear to be uncorrelated with major depression or dysthymia.[161] Although there is a correlation between T. gondii and many psychological disorders, the underlying mechanism is unclear. A 2016 study found that "there was little evidence that T. gondii was related to increased risk of psychiatric disorder, poor impulse control, personality aberrations or neurocognitive impairment".

>mood disorders
>poor impulse control
>personality aberrations
sounds like the perfect soup for creating trannies.

>duckface
no thanks

when will ireland just accept that it is english?

>why are american conservatives so based lads

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Never had sex
Don't own a house
Haven't got a degree

do you mind if i save this image?

nitwit

Government put us in lockdown and have done doing but fuck up managing frontline health services, which mean an inevitable prolonging. Shameful really.

haha gf is fuming

it's botox lips
she has no facial expression controls
her entire face is smoothed out with botox and her lips pumped full

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RE-OPEN MCDONALDS!

>Families of cancer patients pan 'disrespectful' videos of dancing NHS staff while patients are dying due to cancelled operations

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he has a point

The north did but the english hate it. Be careful what you wish for etc.

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Been getting bummed all evening

>implying all NHS staff are skilled and qualified to do all jobs
>implying nurses can fucking cure cancer
god I hate dumb boomers

what's wrong with you?

no, not at all... I couldn't stop you... even if I wanted to...

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the nature of our populace has changed. there's a difference between someone chimping out because no bread and beer

she's so peng

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the nurse worship has been extremely cringe. they're working a job that they signed up for, knowing it would potentially put them at risk. nurses i know in new york are practically being treated like royalty at this point. very very gay

wish you retards would just accept that you're retarded and then instead of cluttering /brit/ with your inane ramblings you could spend time actually trying to not be a retard

forget about pubs, restaurants, gigs, clubs, sporting events until next year

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corrrrrr