"mom and dad. This is my gf, she is from Japan"

"mom and dad. This is my gf, she is from Japan"
How would your parents react?
>Bergen, Norway
They would be happy for me

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i'd be happy with any gf

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Foul play, she is too good looking for me

>"So are you Chinese or Japanese?"

I would get bullied for mixing

>we're happy for you honey, now give us grandchildren
but in their thoughts they'll be jumping with joy "yay my son is not gay after all!"

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>"for real? We thought you was gay"

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"I thought you don't like Asian girls. Well, whatever makes you happy."
Also, my mother would probably make a lot of racist jokes when she's not around. When I dated a Korean girl, my mom asked,
"When you fuck her, does she go 'chiiiiiinggchooooong'?"

>"ajajaja ching chong ching chang"

Fug, this hits way to close

it's white or bust i.e. marrying up or don't marry at all

>you know son, we're fine with it if you're gay

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>Dad
"Japanese women are submissive, right?"
>Mom
"Now I can look forward to grandchildren."

Dad would say something among the lines "stop kidding around and just tell the truth that you brought home some buryat prostitute" also would ask if I would mind making it into a threesome.

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>mother is indifferent but probably would find two asians in a row a bit odd
>father is a proto-weeb and would speak in a very bad japanese accent while drunk

UK, Manchester
They'd be happy if i actually introduced a girl to them desu

>user, you haven't found any girls you like, are you gay? If you are it's ok, nothing wrong with that, you can be honest with us

This board has so many gay posters that I can't tell if all of you are actually gay or just arouse that suspicion in your parents.

kek I did this when I was 15, had a egf from luxembourg. parents were not amused

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I married a thai girl eventually, she cheated on me with an american.
Divorced her, took all my money.

i'd been easier being gay

Why are latinos so racist?

Presuming you're an adult, why would you seek reactions from your parents? It's your life, live it.

I guess they wouldn't care

Hands off Miho you disgrace, she's mine.

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"I thought you were gay"

Mom would probably smile really bright, looking 20 years younger like she's breathing fresh air and seeing the sun for the first time in months, while also slightly repressing a sort of cold, niggling despair that I will fuck this up like always.

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Dad wouldn’t care. Mum would hate it. I think she’s still bitter that my grandad said that she couldn’t date black guys.
You wouldn’t fuck with my grandad. He used to train boxers in the army, a job he got by beating up the instructor that trained him
He would smack my mum over the head with the back of her hair brush and lash her with a birch that he kept on hand
For me to then date a non-white woman would probably send her over the precipice

Same. "thank God he will not die a virgin!"

Boomers are from a age that you married your neighboor at 18 years old. Or was a absolute chad that fucked every woman around you. They have no idea what is to be a failure.

>Ching chong eat bat ahah

My father grasps me, tears in his eyes, in a firm embrace. My son.... he says.... Yes, MY son! he repeats.

My mother is in shock. She goes in to comatose and never wakes up.

No my parents, I am sorry, I have devoted myself to second dimensional girls.

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