Be Brazilian footballer

>be Brazilian footballer
>move to England to play in the best domestic football league in the world
>think that pasta is British cuisine
what are your thoughts on this?

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Pasta is Ethiopian.

Lol, these people's lives must be so dull

kek get fucked bong

>While we do think of pasta as a culturally Italian food, it is likely the descendent of ancient Asian noodles. A common belief about pasta is that it was brought to Italy from China by Marco Polo during the 13th century.

Still better educated than a random murrocan

And it's a lie because there are tons of documents about pasta factories in Italy in 900/1000 dc. 300/400 years before Marco Polo.

>pasta factories
We call those “restaurants” you fucking chimp
God Italians are so fucking retarded, an embarrassment to the world

>get fucked
this post seems to imply that you think British people would be offended by this?
Obviously we're not and have no reason to be, we just think it is hilarious

>Guam
Fuck off

she clearly means the pasta base factories

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No fucking monkey, they made pasta and then ship it everywhere. There is even an arab document of 1150d.c about the italian pasta.

Based. Its an american with a proxy

Exactly

The worst pasta I've ever had was in England, twice, when I was little. It tasted like fucking cardboard and no matter how much salt I added onto it, it would never become tastier, like in a nightmare. I will never forget it.
The thought that some people will only know pasta through English pasta is disheartening. Like a tiger who's only ever known the zoo.

Isn't there a lot of Italians in Brazil? He should know that pasta is Italian

I know a girl from Naples who never shuts the fuck up about how pizza outside of italy isn't real pizza. She gets really worked up over it.

>And it's a lie because there are tons of documents about pasta factories in Italy in 900/1000 dc
>There is even an arab document of 1150d.c about the italian pasta

Interesting, source?

he's either trolling or a complete retard like all footballers are, italian culture is very popular here

Only in South Brasil, North Brasil is a mix between niggas and natives

all whitoids are the same

Do you know italian? I could suggest you a very interesting book. On internet you will find only incomplete history (you know, few people are interested in history of pasta or food in generally)

Based 80iq
Cringe 140iq

Footballers aren't known for being clever people. Brazilians less so.

I don't know Italian, but could you recommend the book? I could look for a translation.

well pasta is the most popular dish with premier league footballers on a game day to load up on carbs
He's definitely not trolling and is just retarded

Only in 4 of 26 states

pls recommend book

Obviously pasta originated from Italy and he is a retard for saying this but at this point pasta is a major part of the British diet
We may not have created it but pasta is still a part of 'modern British cuisine'

People also think that tea is brit shit

damn you guys aren't an american territory for nothing

Pasta has existed since the beginning of civilization in Mesopotamia, there is also recordings of similar stuff in Greece, Egypt, Israel, Jordan and so on. Even the Chinese have been making noodles for thousands of years.
Hardly Italian. Maybe we can give them the credit of first putting tomato sauce on it, though tomatoes are not even native to Italy and Aztecs and Incans have been making tomato sauce for centuries.
See, Italian cuisine is a lie.