You wake up in Naples. What do you do?

You wake up in Naples. What do you do?

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I get a hardon.

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Visit the national museum

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get shot

I hit the coffee shop by the harbour, snitch weed dealers to the police
then work at the beach on weekends

Gorge on the patisserie

Dat pizza and shit, pull on my ac Milan shirt of Gullit to let them seethe

get a selfie with this man
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Probably just trying to survive till the next day

fuck my boss's wife

shoot every wog i see on the spot

take a caffè shakerato with nutella and some pastry, then get robbed by a babaygang. it's unironically what i did when i was i nables

call the embassy and get a ride back home

What’s a babaygang?

you don't really want to know

Yes, I really do.

hang out with the locals
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young boys that do whatever they want because they usually cant be arrested being

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no you don't. trust me bro, shit is bad

ti hanno sborrato in un occhio per caso?

Be filled with an irrepressible need to drive like a maniac.
Or probably just try to get back home while everything still in lockdown. Do I have my papers, money and shit like that?

>Do I have my papers, money and shit like that?
no, you are even nude.

Are they cute?

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Sounds infuriating. Why don't people beat them up?

xD

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those are milanese incels larping as neapolitans , Neapolitans bulls are way better

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Go back to France.

based, southerners are good people

Terroni BVLLS

yeah..no, now search for "Rozzano"

Order a pepperoni pizza.

what do you mean by cute? sexually? clearly yes, polente love turrun dick

What a ridiculous people

Move for Torino

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gomorrah season five, por favor...

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non capisco sborrano negli occhi della genete a rozzano?

the only group of people I have a genuine disgust for is south italians, I don't much like the northerners but they're nowhere near as bad as the southerners.