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My grail watch

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Sex sex sex sex sex sex

post it

anal sex feels ok but 95% of the enjoyment comes from the fact that the girls likely doesnt enjoy it

i know moni

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why is she so over expressive
brits think they're all in a play

impossible, you aren't American

Same here lad...but both times have stayed with me for the rest of my life

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Used to like The Repair Shop.
Now it's just about finding people with the most distressing sob stories to tell.

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getting on the gin lads waheyyy

>tf
>tp

homo freak

getting on the nig lads waheyyy

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Get called good looking irl but mostly get liked by 5/10s on dating apps these days

Beautiful watch, I'm a Rolex man myself though

so you do it for style or to hide crown thinning?

Drinking Bud whilst listening to countless hours of the Bevis Frond jams. It's not the kind of music you'd listen to sober, really.

Pretty sure rapists don’t tell the lads they are a rapist at the pub

Azula

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chebs too saggy, would still shag

I'd say she knows better than you
Look at her abs

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Hardly get matches on Tinder anymore

rape is generally frowned upon love

you can feel the weight of it through the image

ahhh sugarplums
oh hey buddy, didn't see you walk in eh?
name's schizy emmy
poppin' down to the tree shop to get more trees haha
(building a dam (have a plan))

time for some "stubby boys" eh?
care to join me? we can talk aboot toboggan riding and seal clubbing eh?

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yes

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Two different lasses, you fucking imbecile.

no such thing

baffling to think people sit down and watch full-length videos of this shite

unless you literally look like a model you won't match very good looking girls

Girls piss so loud it's ridiculous sounds like someone pouring a bucket of water down the toilet

I honestly worry to think what goes on in Schizo's head when he reads this post

not a capeshit man in any regards but this incarnation of Wolverine is so aesthetic

Healthcare workers are alright I suppose but the NHS can get fucked.

Fucking hell lads google "Pamukkale", looks peng as hell

dont suit short hair and im a lazy cunt

had a big vent on Yas Forums and now i feel moderately better

never heard of it until people started to complain about it

The first webm was Daddario, mongcel

Ex used to always hassle me about anal sex, fucking hated it.

Every time we tried it (except for ONCE) she would start getting all upset and start crying yet she was the one who insisted we do it. Fucking baffling.

so... every woman wasn't raped?
is this like the pay gap thing? everybody is sure it's happening to someone, somewhere, they just don't feel obligated to present the evidence
nobody has the conviction to say "I AM being paid unfairly!" because they know it's utter bollocks

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>no arse

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don't you piss loudly? i reckon only virgins piss quietly

>the yankoid definition of abs

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he was replying to my post where I'd replied to his original post where he also posted Alexandra Daddario

love slapping fat arses me then shoving my cock in maybe take it out n slap it round their faces a bit then wack it back in till i cum

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thought it was going to be something grim

Yeah it's shite now
It's either because I'm older or because they've limited everyone's swipes to the point girls are super selective

Remember Burnout 3 lads?

She sounds the the type of person that climbs up K2

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one time I tried anal with the gf and she shat out a massive turd haha
good thing we had a towel on hand lol

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>takedown
yes of course

reckon i would make a pretty good rapist if i would just apply myself

Is it peng or is it peng?

My grandad died mid-January and it's depressing to think how lucky I was. My whole family was able to go to the funeral, most of us got to see him in hospital before he died, he got a good sendoff with all of us there. My friends mum died last week. The only people who were able to go to the funeral were him, his dad and his sister. They weren't even allowed to go inside and properly say goodbye to the coffin. Fucking awful situation.

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any tone loc man in

WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION

fucking grim aesthetic

Oxford Bender blasting out some PUP

does she do porn?, dont bother replying if she doesnt

got some famous grouse here lad, cheers x

Boohoo

surely bits and pieces must be going up her whoopsie?

that means cotton keep in Turkish

it's the kind of place were the more adventurous elements of the Slovenian lower middle class who did not yet have children used to go on holiday over the last two decades

oh my days choon for ages this one
youtube.com/watch?v=P4MiC67seUY

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This is unironically the most satisfying thing I have watched in a long time

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LOL normies btfo

Hello nigger

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some women like to do things just so they could get upset or victimized by ex used to do the same thing
she'd sometimes just come in on me doing something so she'd get upset and try to get attention for it despite us spending loads of fucking time together that I had never got a second to myself while we were dating
once got pissy I was watching Rome, the tv show, so she came in and started watching it and cried and acted like she was traumatized when Pollo has to get surgery because he has a hemorrhage
so glad that's over desu

the cat doesn't count

I'd love a Rolex. I'd also love a Dent, but that price is beyond any dream. I found an Omega Constellation for $2,700, but even then I think that's too much. I am debating between an ORIS, Tudor, TAG Heure, or Sinn for $1,000-2,000

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nice cat lad, you like mine?

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tummy hurts

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good punch
dropped like a sack of shit

just cringed me nut off

well it was anyway before you posted this CORR

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depends on the context
what is the story here?

ouch

Fucked how everyone is getting shafted for the sake of old people, smokers and fattys. If you dont want to catch the rona and die then stay inside, why ruin everything including the economy for the healthy people?

Do you literally have nothing better to do than post /gif/ webm's all day, you sad little nonce freak?

the best bit is the noise his gf makes at the very end in sadness as she knows the beast has been unleashed (and her lad is going to jail)

really don't like seeing gums when people smile

was expecting a columbian bint shaking her arse, not impressed

Ah yes our so called health minister.

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who makes the whining noise? the guy or that girl?

chat shit
get banged

some of us are still working

building a house innit
you need bricks

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did we ever find out the context on this one

holy fucking shit that is ugly

Reminder that the CSGO and Tf2 source code was leaked, best just uninstall them for a while until they fix it. It's not worth risking opening them without thinking and getting your computer rekt.

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Literally never heard of it before, I can imagine it looks really nice in pictures but once you get there it'll be really crowded and underwhelming

If you're buying a watch for life and can afford it, don't skimp, get what you really want

>whitepeople.jpg

show me the brit city you build

Ridiculous how instagram is basically a softcore porn website now

I love my life as a dickhead.

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it will be sore just now but soon it will feel better and you will be back to your old self good as new

if you can make it to tomorrow you will feel better then my friend :)

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Met the boss briefly on Monday (he needed to grab some stuff from a work storeroom that only I had access to). I have not interacted with anyone else in the past three weeks. Now my throat hurts and I think I have a fever.

That fucker.

lunchtime

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porky boy

ah yes, the trans community

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earn 1.2k a month in retail

mikey on the absolute ropes once again

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how many partners have your parents have before settling on each other lads?

always was
so is tiktok

whoa didnt know they used to sound like this, reminds me heavily of Silverstein

you what mate?

saw enter shikari at leeds festival in 2007
good show

Is Henry in?

earn $1500 a week freelancing

starlink lads

is there a potato-based element to this selection?

I feel like there might be potato salad hiding in the very middle not in a container but not sure

All the non people

5-7 day incubation period you bloody hypochondriac woman

Monica's onlyfans lads, the perfect thing to get you through the lockdown, guarantee you won't need porn again

he lives like a king, his nickname is colonel suitcase