/brit/

Going to be kept even quieter if you just post a link you soft cock.

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imagine getting to fuck christy mack on the reg fuark

Because the murderer was an immigrant

i'm a modernist at heart

should i apply to be an RAF engineer officer lads?

gonna be graduating this summer with an engineering degree and seems about £10k more per year than anything else i could get

Smoking a crack of rock

Haha alri lads just back from a spin in the ST

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Nah just follow your hear pal (So long as you are not a bender)

frail little gimp legs

peng car. wish i could find one here

shamone

I'm sorry for voting leave

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Woah...

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Pipe down kid

wasting the last good years of my life (late twenties) stuck in my one bed flat with a cat who i'm almost positive is going to kill me in my sleep

paki trousers paki shorts paki car

Aye why not

are they the shoes manlets wear to make them look taller?

Nah fuck it lie on the dole

I'm 6'5

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manlet

So bored i might start taking meth to pinpoint the exact moment i go mad. Anybody selling meth

why?
brexit is completely meaningless now
corona has done more damage than brexit ever would have, and the EU is definitely on its way out now
don't be sorry, you were just trying to take the shortcut route

you must look like a right gimp driving that effeminate shitmobile.

I've ran out of fucking paint in the middle of a job.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh.

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no you're thinking of 720s

they're 97s i think

is it hard to get paint now

be mogging peter crouch with them on then

howling
had that happen to me before. thought i bought enough but no

>knowing this

alri rasheed

b&q s open now apparently

just like nikes simple as

then you will be taken over by the postmodernist
postmodernism is actually based

Always buy 15 tins of paint me, just got to be odne

Yup. Can't get any until May 12th. Reckon they'll cancel my order too.

Post Moni

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knowing that much about shoes is very cringe

'te 'kis

Looking at yank place names

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Licking_Creek_(Potomac_River_tributary)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accident,_Maryland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mianus,_Connecticut
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slickpoo,_Idaho
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Dick_Mountain

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what are your top 5 oasis choons?
for me it's
>slide away
>acquiesce
>talk tonight
>she's electric
>gas panic

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just did a mental preview of my future 10 years, was pretty grim

why mate?
I'm increasingly beginning to believe it was a good move

what did you see?

makes you think

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dont care virgin. stick to your velcro strap hi-tecs

The local chippy in my parish and a diner are open. Don't think they are taking it too seriously.

dunno much oasis
know more of that other band

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just ordered a 'bab
chips, garlic mayo
peng as

>chipper
its chipper you fuckin idiot

AMER IS A DIRTY PAKI NONCE

is ol' potato still relevant?

looks kind of like me desu, except i have white, quite pale skin and brown hair. i have a similar face shape, mainly the weak jaw. I don't have big nigger lips or a big wide nigga nose. i have full white person lips and a narrow nose.
god i feel sorry for non-whites. There skin colour is shit (no pun intended), their hair and eye colour is shit and arr rook the same AND their facial features like their noses and laps look awful too. They can't win. To balance things out, nature should have given people with white skin ugly facial features like big wide gorrilla noses and big fat lips and given people with black/brown skin nice facial features like narrow noses and lips that are actually proportional and don't make you look like you've been stung in the face by a bee.
But instead, white people have everything. Nature (or GOD?) favours the WHITE MAN.
He gave us the best SKIN COLOUR.
He gave us the best FACIAL FEATURES.
He gave us all the best HAIR AND EYE COLOURS.
He gave us EXCLUSIVE ACCESS to non-black/brown hair and eye colours.
He gave us the SECOND BEST INTELLIGENCE but the BEST CREATIVITY
He gave our women the BEST BODIES - nice perky boobs with pink nipples + pink bumholes + nice perky cute bums. instead of big massive fat arses and saggy boobs with massive brown nipples. Source: national geographic tribe documentaries.
He gave our women the BEST FEET - you cannot find a non-white girl with cute feet. It's a simple fact that ALL black girls have ugly feet and only very few asian girls have nice feet. Look at foot fetish porn on pornhub. 95% of the videos are of white girls feet, the other 5% are east asians (aka REAL asians, not the smelly brown curry poo in loo """asians"""). I've watched thousands of foot fetish videos yet i've NEVER seen a black girl partake in foot fetish porn.

why is nature so unfair? is nature RACIST??? is God racist??? does God hate black people? Are white people Gods chosen race???

>'OW DID THE COLESLAW GET TO YOUR MOUTH?

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no wife or kids, dead end job, poor health and mental issues

It's not you dickhead

None of the chippys round here are open.

what sound does a suicide bombers bomb make before it goes off?
ramadan-a-ding-dong
haha

Fuck he's an ugly cunt.

>diana
lmao
Literally exploited the press endlessly. Coerced them and manipulated them. Only engaged when the smeared Charles and The Queen.
Fuck that rancid harlot.

still dont know which brothers which

/brit/: What was the bitterest pill you ever had to swallow?

A 30 year old Somali murdered her

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Have walked in and out of that train station many times

Edgy!

fanny

Going to the local chip-O

Anybody listened to this before? It's really fucking good

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Post Pictures of Moni's Feet
this is urgent, we need to know what they look like

>live forever
>slide away
>d'you know what i mean
the rest

almost none of them have ever said anything of substance though

diana was a complete brainlet who never read a book in her life

>chipper
>it's chipper
You thick paki twat

once jerked off to the demon guy who got tits on his head in little nicky. paused the vhs when it was showing the boobs

Bunch of slags hai.

not really

then work on changing at least one of those things

embarrassing post for an irishman considering their heritage and strong affiliation with ireland
same mate, have stood and smoked fags in pretty much the exact position that paki freak is standing

nice mirco dick

being 5'5"

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dont know the full story, probably deserved it 2bh

wahey

She certainly was

Nah lad, that's where you stick wood.
In fact you are a bit too fucking chipper yourself.

I'm guessing diarrhoea brown.

don't think I will aha

thought the attacker was polish

Why is Oprah there. Or is it just a desperate need to have a dark black woman in her little graphic.

that poor somali man.
went from being a rocket scientist/engineer and part-time volunteer brain surgeon for the NHS to getting caught up in an accidental murder. how did his life fall into such disarray?
what an absolute tragedy. what an absolute shame. so much potential wasted. we need to bring in more Somali rocket scientists and doctors ASAP to replace him.

haha ok

that's well bitter

for me its Paul

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desu you're an absolute self righteous clown if you're following lockdown rules
everyone is outside lol

wew

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bet it was those bloody dutch again

That I was a faggot.

deviant art tier, get some better material

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that they didn't love me anymore
i was deluded for a while and espertaley tried to convince myself that they still loved me while pathetically tring to convince them to love me and want me again. it didn't work.
i still love them. god i'm fucking miserable.

paracetamol
disgusting
especially when they don't swallow on the first go

What does Deano order from the pub? Food and drink

india superpower soon

It was a woman according to the article

Weird how nowadays something like that happens and no one blinks but you think back to Maddie McCann or the Bulger kid and they were in the news for months.

bet they wont deliever

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indeed
blur aren't too great
I just remember more of them
but overall 90s in my head is yank - soundgarden plus nirvana plus that one I can't remember anymore

jesus moni, get some bigger feet. sort it out. the absolute state. imagine being an adult and still have small baby feet lmao, pathetic.

lolwut
why?

haha get on my level runt

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thatchers grave should be dug up and her body took on a tour of northern towns so the public can spit on her corpse

morrisons having been doing that aswell, a fucking que just to browse..

Probably. FFS

voca.ro/hEAIcJfNeo1

Not sure what to watch lads

the 'flix
the 'zon prime
the 'isney+

I've got all the options

poo

not experienced a really good thunderstorm in yonks

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mmmmmm nice fungal farm, looks like a good yield. looks like it's almost ready for the harvest. may i harvest it with my mouth? would you like me to scrape the fungi off with my front teeth and then put it into a jar?
you can save it and spread it onto some bread later on

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Maddie mcCann only got big press because the parents hired max Clifford.

Watch my cock enter and exit your fiancés' vagina

Why are you so obsessed with Deano?
Did he shag your sister again?

any of you lads ever been in love?

RAMADAN-A-DING-DONG
oh ho ho ho hahaha oh my i do make myself laugh sometimes
thats a good one, you cant deny it. instant classic.

why dont you watch your weight you fat boring cunt

Nah, as long as she stays dead the memory of tramping down the dirt on the rancid cunt will be good enough.

Going to ask her for her views on Hegelian dialectics

voca.ro/4C0cMy8uzHM

dark fruits
mixed grill

youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

Haha

WHY DON'T THEY LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE?
i was so fucking good to them, i showered them with love and affection every single day and i was out of their league. i don't understand why they don't want me. we were perfect together and nobody is going to love them as much as i did. they've really shot themselves in the foot by leaving me.