Tfw I have at least 1 topic to bully every single flag on this board with (the majority involve britain BTFOing your...

Learn to read, faggot. I already made the distinction between one category and the other one. Everyone I know has in their family someone working either as an engineer or as a doctor.

Mongolia?

no you didn't
the only successful invasion of england since 1066 was the glorious revolution by the dutch
>not bullying foreigners
you are the cringe ones
i would simply call them a bunch of mongs
it doesn't have to be a historic event, i just need an insult for every flag

Yes they did
Raid of Whitehaven in 1788

and i will just respond with instances in which Spain BTFOd your country at some point in history, youre not special

>i would simply call them a bunch of mongs
Truly british banter is in a class of its own

>t. Roman-Celt rapebaby
also pay debts

os terminaron el imperio tio

Remember when America completely BTFO your stupid king?

6-3 faggot, l2p

>Raid of Whitehaven in 1788
they started a measly fire then ran off scared haha that is not a successful invasion you pathetic twat
whitehavenandwesternlakeland.co.uk/johnpauljones/raid.htm
dos san migels fank you pedro, and chop chop ya dozy dago
*turns to the missus as I stub my fag out*
very lazy people these continentals, very lazy people
*cranes head to watch the Man City match on the telly*

Antarctica?

bro you just posted cringe

haha you must be bloody starving mate
not a country

I dare you to do it bong, we captured a bomber from you during the Falklands war

British people have a coping mechanism where it only 'counts' if the invader actually managed to completely overthrow the previous rulers and take over themselves, and in that case the British throw their support behind whomsoever that is.

So your raid wouldn't count as successful in their eyes.

>a raid is an invasion
state of you

7-1
football was the only thing your country was good at now you have nothing

read up on that pathetic raid you mong
it doesn't count under any definition

>>tfw I have at least 1 topic to bully every single flag on this board with
antarctica has a flag here

try me, lad

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How do you feel about England creating football and we being the kings at it?

I don't think you ever BTFO us in history because we were usually on pretty good terms

partially my country and only proxies post from there

you're not anymore, we got further than you in the 2018 world cup
because you are pathetic, irrelevant and were scared to ever get into conflict with us so you backed down before it ever escalated

Meanwhile you live in territory controlled by us you ugly paddy freak. Cannot fathom living such a cucked existence.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_England

invade: v. to enter forcefully as an enemy; go into with hostile intent.

>all he has is some spergy rant
You never BTFO us lol

Fuck up

if you were of any relevance or involved with the european big boys during the colonial era than we would have went to war and btfo you
but you were pathetic and sat at home doing nothing in your shitty wooden huts whilst the big boys went out colonising the far corners of the globe

>most powerful nation on Earth loses a fort to a peasant rebellion 3,000 miles away.

nice

So upset lol

>he still keeps troll image folders in 2020 AD

Don't want to offend but England is pathetic at football. I wouldn't offend anyone based on football If I was english
>inb4 english cope

You invaded countries way less relevant than us. Sounds like you were scared to be honest

we didn't lose a fort you mong, you started a fire then ran off scared
you didn't take control of anything

>says the country historically bullied and conquered by invaders multiple times

>whitehavenandwesternlakeland.co.uk/johnpauljones/raid.htm

>According to Jones, he himself led the surprise attack. By climbing on each other’s shoulders they managed to silently scale the walls, enter the fort, burst into the guardhouse and secure the surprised guards without bloodshed.

from your own link

>peasant rebellion
That's a funny way of saying a revolt led by landed aristocrats with huge amounts of resources at their disposal propped up by Spain, France and the Netherlands.

They literally got their asses kicked by untrained southern american rebel farmers who never held guns in their lives kek

>revolt led by landed aristocrats
all the landed aristocrats were torries m8
seethe

>got further than you in the most recent world cup
>england and brazil have played eachother 3 times in the past 10 years
>1 england win and 2 draws
we surpassed you
carry on coping, you don't have pele, ronaldo or ronaldinho anymore

>>got further than you in the most recent world cup
Because you played Sweden and we played Belgium. You couldnt score against Belgium in 2 games and lose both games.
>>england and brazil have played eachother 3 times in the past 10 years
england win and 2 draws
Friendlies? Come on...

>greece have more euros than england