How much American history did you non-sharts learn about in school, if any at all?

How much American history did you non-sharts learn about in school, if any at all?

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none thank christ (pbuh)

you had a civil war or something
also
big club whatever

The part where we lost the fucking war. GIVE THEM BACK, CLETUS!

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none, not even the independence war
just went romans normans tudors and victorians

You barely even ruled over them, Garcia. California would be a shithole(even more of one but it wouldn't even be rich on paper)if you still ruled over it.

minor footnote in the napoleonic wars

>Normans -> Tudors -> Victoria
Based, better than what we learned about the Brits. Anything I learned outside of "Durr we revulted against evil Brititish" I learned outside of class.

To the victor goes the spoils. You want your land back, come and take it.

>Revolution and the basics of the American government and the constitution
>Civil war
>WW1
>New Deal
>WW2

Only American Revolution

we learnt about thirteen colonies, secession war and culutral changes after the IIWW and cold war period ofc

we learned that america is evil,imperialistic and invades countries all the time

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Probably this minus the civil war

>TF
>TP

nothing except mlk

You guys are fucking assholes and I say as a Jew.

what do americans even learn in middle school? you've only been around about 250 years

only a few paragraphs on the independence and the civil war
of couse world wars don't count, but we don't really know that much ww2 anyways

Did you learn about the Armenian "genocide"?

All of it. And all other world history too.

I get why the bongs want to ignore the embarrassment of losing to its former colony, but why doesn’t your education system at least briefly touch on the American Civil War?

I once met a Native American at a roadside bar we got shitfaced and he told me the 7 fires prophecy, dont remember much but he descibed the collpase of US in detail. Was fascinating and frightening

because it doesn't matter

A little bit. Very minor

Probably because it had no significance outside of the US.

You'll have a chance after our collapse in 2053

no, we don't have delusion lessons

Dont blame the dog blame the owner.

not even to do with the embarassment of losing a colony because we learn bits and bobs about losing india which is much more important

civil war is irrelevant in the uk
we learn more about slavery in our caribbean colonies

>flag
americans are not jews

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>Hey America, invade Iraq
*Invades Iraq*
>Why would you do that? You're monsters.

Too much. Second world war in school and American history from 1700 to modern day. Yawn.

The world would be radically different if the confederates won Civil War.

Almost none. There was a man called Columbus. Then some Americans threw some tea into the ocean. The end.

France dominates pretty much all history taught in primary school

what school did you go to?

we just learned about how america was racist until rosa parks and mlk came

independence
civil war
ww1
crash
new deal
ww2
cuban crisis

Early colonization
7 years war(French and Indian war)
Revolutionary war
Seperatist movements during the very early days of our nation.
Louisiana purchase
Mexican-American war
Civil War
Settlement of the west(Oregon Trail, Gold Rush)
Manifest Destiny(Cuba, Phillipines, Spanish-American war)
World War 1
Great Depression
World War 2
Cold War(Korea, Vietnam, Grenada)
Reaganomics
Clinton administration
9/11 and the Bush administration.

american revolution is a pretty minor event in british history. the british empire continued, even in the americas, it was very long ago and frankly other things overshadowed it directly during and after

indian independence was more of a big deal.

Just the parts where it crossed paths with our own history, besides that only a footnote about your independence along with those of the rest of the continent

memea aside tho, we don't learn about america at all

We learned about the cold war which inevitably included a lot of US stuff, that's about it

True, but they didn't so other countries weren't affected.

Independence war
Spanish-American war
World War 1
Great depression
World War 2
Cold War
t. Spain

>why doesn’t your education system at least briefly touch on the American Civil War?
>American
what kind of stupid ass question is this?

>american revolution is a pretty minor event in british history. the british empire continued, even in the americas, it was very long ago and frankly other things overshadowed it directly during and after
Frankly, I'm thinking cope.

America at the time was very isolationist, would'nt have made much difference in terms of European stuff. The US only because important to what we would consider relevant history to us in WWI

13th colonies (and how we used to own Alska and norther California)
war of independence (and how russia helped)
shortly mentioned war of 1812
Civil war with of focus how CSA was good and how USA was bad
shothly ww1 (how sneaky americans are to join the fight in 1917)
great depression
Roosvelt and how based he was
WW2, mostly focused on pacific, land lease and how americans were kinda nice
cold war and how mutts were afwul
end of the ussr and how mutts were awful after they become the only one hegemon on earth

please notice that i finished school in 2001 so i speak what i saw and don't really know how americam history is being presented in today's russian school system

America has never been isolationist
The US used their navy to project power internationally with their trade routes
first interventions in the middle east
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbary_Wars

first interventions in SEA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumatran_expeditions

several military skirmishes in the atlantic
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African_Slave_Trade_Patrol

They also assisted European imperialists in the opium wars
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Barrier_Forts

or when commodore perry forced trade with japan
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan–United_States_relations#Commodore_Perry_opens_Japan

And when they invaded japan to force negotiations
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_expedition_to_Korea

also when they forcefully acquired samoa (still a us colony)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_expedition_to_Korea

The spanish american war was not only in latin america, it was involved in guam in the pacific
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guam#Spanish–American_War

And the long and brutal war in the philippines in which the US turned it into its only asian colony until 1945
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philippine–American_War
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Rebellion

they also were a part of the European invasion of China during the boxer rebe

Why did you let those blue bastrads win, grey team?

Compared to what we were doing that was nothing though, you had basically no interaction with europe at least apart from peaceful trade and don't see that being too different if the south won

>America at the time was very isolationist

You never heard about this thing called Manifest Destiny?

>America has never been isolationist
this nigga is either retarded or trolling and I'm thinking he's the former

retard

Read my post. We've never been isolationist like people claim. Just largely isolated from Europe until WW1 but Europe isn't the whole world.

The thing where you claimed bits of what's now the US from Indians? Didn't affect the world at large

We BTFO of Spain and moderated the peace treaty between Russia and Japan.

Literally 0, no mention of america anywhere except when we colonized Quebec