/brit/

do not understand why people hate on Mike Ashley's running of Newcastle.

He has ran a club within it's means.

but the same people will also be like

NOOOOOO MAN CITY CANT SPEND THAT MUCH

NOOOOO MAN UTD RUINED THE GAME

honestly man

don't get it.

did you wait for the new to post this?

The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

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youtube.com/watch?v=5wWd1a5U3vE

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shit gimmick

moni has an only fans ? grim but give me the link anyway

how can one man be so based

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Aussies are the worst jfs since they think they're wanted or part of a "club"

island zhangs

just done an hour run
utterly dead now
have become beyond unfit after just 6 months of officetoil

shut up you mong

not a gimmick

you have to be invited, you should see her latest pics, 1 word, PHWOARRRRR

would it cause furore to have religious symbols bowing to hospital staff?

haha remember augustus gloop from charlie and the chocolate factory?
reckon that was the first depiction of germans as something other than murderous psychos since world war 2

thought the image was gangnam style from the thumbnail aha

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Nurses are becoming the soldiers of twenty years ago. Over inflated sense of importance, expect instant respect and they go in and make things worse most the time

Anybody have this book

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medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.15.20066407v1.full.pdf

>reads spengler and goethe once

how do people go out for runs and that
i need to be in the middle of arsefuck nowhere until I am CONFIDENT nobody will see me and then i'll run for maybe 5 mins or so until i see a car a mile away then scamper back indoors

millimetre waves

^

This post isn't adequate

fuck yall british scum x2

Seeing teenagers talk about sex,drugs,parties on tik tok gave me depression

whos monica? we were all laughing at this gimp called amer

gagging for a spliff

Piff ting

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>preprint
>but not chinky authors
leaning towards legit then desu
shoot

holy hat

bet her vagina STINKS

U ever been into one of his shops

some poor polish lass who got perved on by a paki at robert gordon

The problem with Mike is he wasnt fit to buy the club in the first place. It's an absolute mess

Would love to cave her skull in with a baseball bat, after shattering her ribs of course.

guarantee that lad's better read on german literature than you or I

arse like my uncle mick's

>getting depressed by people living a lifestyle leading to depression

no lol

you're just depressed

like me

sad ini

of?

>jemima
wonder if her mum was a fan of play school

he doesn't even speak german, pseud bastard

come to coventry and say that to my face you fucking mug

Don't know why women get mad when you say they pee out the vagina. The whole front of the groin is part of the greater vagina.

tfw no gf

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as featured in the 2020 documentary

got too much ADHD to listen to albums back to front but hunky dory by bowie is wall to wall bangers

good post

>Melita Stedman Norwood (née Sirnis; 25 March 1912 – 2 June 2005) was a British civil servant and KGB intelligence source who, for a period after her formal recruitment in 1937, supplied the KGB (and its predecessor agencies) with nuclear state secrets from her job at the British Non-Ferrous Metals Research Association.
>In The Mitrokhin Archive: The K.G.B. in Europe and the West, co-authored by Christopher Andrew, she is described as "both the most important British female agent in KGB history and the longest serving of all Soviet spies in Britain."

>Norwood's espionage activities were first publicly revealed by former KGB archivist Vasili Mitrokhin, in the book The Mitrokhin Archive: The K.G.B. in Europe and the West (1999), co-written by the historian Christopher Andrew. Mitrokhin defected in 1992, giving the British authorities six trunk loads of KGB files. Norwood was well known to be a communist sympathiser but a separate report in 1999 stated that British intelligence became aware of her significance only after Mitrokhin's defection; to protect other investigations it was then decided not to prosecute her.

Nuts that irrelevant insignificant 95 year olds who worked as Auschwitz guards still get arrested and imprisoned meanwhile literal Soviet spies get away with high treason.

tiktok.com/@jemima.c.robinson/video/6815444838901746949
haha imagine if she was your gf

Will be making an announcement on my finsub twitter account at approximately 9pm that I'll be permanently leaving the findom community. Watch this space

i live in the middle of arsefuck nowhere and only encountered 3 (three) people in an hour

you ever been to one of the Saudi's construction sites?

they were a middling club for years before he bought them

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not a fan of how amazon has taken a free internet meme created by autists and then tried to sell it back to them

Sorry, where is the part about immunity possibly fading in 6 months or less? I'm only seeing content about testing methods and modifications for purposes of individual release from containment, etc

fuck me
I am a fat fucking pig
I was skinny not long ago and now suddenly I'm not
mental
anyway I'm going to go get some haagan dazs

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name a few good female characters

>come to coventry
he's suffered enough lad

I know that feel

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rio is 190 confirmed

don't see why people would be fascinated by this "camaraderie" anyway

No m8, I'd never go to Saudi Arabia , can't stand the place

Tess Durbeyfield

I became fat because I was bullied for being skinny as a kid

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i have no idea what you're talking about, clearly not the same thing as i am so i will ignore these posts

obsessed
rent free
etc.

think he's just a bit of a twat
but yeah i agree saudis are worse
think its cause he's more involved in the uk with treating sportsdirect workers like shit too
althought i would say football owners are criticised almost universally

graph at bottom of page 20
actually its after just 2 months begins fading

Imagine this thread was broadcasted on a major television channel with a photograph and your full name next to the post. Would change things.

imagine if your life was a movie...

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terrific post

how are they supposed to be able to tell when symptoms supposedly resurface when the virus hasn't even been around for 6 months

GURLS WHO WANT BOYS WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GURLS WHO DO BOYS LIKE THER GIRLS WHO DO GURLS LIKE THER BOYS ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REEEEEEAAAAALLLLYYYYYYYY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shut up you low IQ faggot.

fencing seems like a good laugh

all women are prostitutes

i was bullied for being fat so I became more fat

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it is interesting enough for a documentary because all kinds of people post here

heard about this doc last night and someone posting a podcast but she (the director) was saying Yas Forums is no longer important and its all on twitter now where incels/channers go to instead? how can you possibly have such a wrong end of the stick

simply impossible for me to get fat got no appetite have become skinny fat at times in my life but it’s easily corrected with fuck all exercise

can just tell this documentary is going to be hyper-fixated on Yas Forums, why does that fucking board attract so much attention? honestly the most tedious subforum on the entire site

even the actual prostitutes?

Wait Amer was living in Aberdeen when that happened?

nah not them, they're just savvy businesswomen

especially

how is ireland 3rd in hdi

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would be shit

see

yeah it was at robert gordon that's why i said robert gordon

Ashley Cundick from Reading [below average face]

yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=bH8auVrYL3M

heard it was mainly about gimps on twitter

molesting children is how homos reproduce

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what documentary?

ELISA OD reading: IgM you mean?

if they discovered something which hinted at that the paper would be about that though, not buried in paragraphs of text about texting and in a graph
it'd send your citations through the roof

same, high as shit metabolism, works the other way around, went to the gym for 6 months and put fuck all mass on

homogeneous

foreign direct investment

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why's she so cute lads?

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didn't think the le lonely incel archetype was prevalent on twitter considering they'd be open to mockery and ridicule, not to mention twitter's staff don't tend to tolerate their ideologies anyway

not at all
this is the preview of it
youtube.com/watch?v=uK_-PQv2Pqw

seething brit spotted

also have the highest gdp growth in europe
after the recession didn't we give them like 70 billion or some shit?
we got SWINDLED

I don't know what it is that makes me feel alive
I don't know how to wake the things that sleep inside
I only want to see the light that shines behind your eyes
I hope that I can say the things I wish I'd said
To sing my soul to sleep and take me back to bed
You want to be alone when we could be alive instead

Because we need each other
We believe in one another
I know we're going to uncover
What's sleepin' in our soul
Because we need each other
We believe in one another
(and) in know we're going to uncover
What's sleepin' in our soul
What's sleepin' in our soul

There are many things that I would like to know
And there are many places that I wish to go
But everything's depending on the way the wind may blow
I don't know what it is that makes me feel alive
I don't know how to wake the things that sleep inside
I only want to see the light that shines behind your eyes

Because we need each other
We believe in one another
I know we're going to uncover
What's sleepin' in our soul
Because we need each other
We believe in one another
(and) in know we're going to uncover
What's sleepin' in our soul
What's sleepin' in our soul

What's sleepin' in our soul
What's sleepin' in our soul
'cause we believe

new gimmick : talking about a fictitious upcoming documentary

amazon made one it comes out soon
bezos is the emma watson poster

Abortion is murder. Never heard a good argument in favor of legalizing it.

have you ever been to ireland?

normans > saxons > anglos > celts > welsh > scottish > irish

could have been another place called robert gordon smartarse

>1:13:51
not watching this feature-length theatre production, sum it up for us please

someone say the n word

it's not about the average incel or incel culture though
it's about shitposters, anonymous types, meme posters, pepe/apu/wojak types

easy to do when you have a tiny population, low population density, are english speaking and business friendly.

>UK down there with mutts
>schooled by antipodeans
oh no no no no
a very grim fate

mad how shit society is that your best days are from like 6-16 and after that its just downhill

was it always like that?

twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1252891645097451520
now THAT'S what I call English culture

thats why the documentary seems fundamentally wrong and missing the mark based on what she said in that podcast

patrician taste in milfs

you realise anglos are normans and saxons

190's an incel

you could just watch the first 5 minutes to get an idea

yeah

she must be like 50 by now

probably the nicest thing anyones ever said to me

right so they're focusing on typical Yas Forums posters on a website that's not Yas Forums, a website that's quite different to Yas Forums in fact

Want to suck 190's big welsh cock

ah yes the 73 minute long ''''''''''''preview''''''''
shan't be watching a second

nonsense

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sue

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all the good chan posters have moved to twitter now
they're looking at a certain corner of twitter, a subculture of twitter, not the entire site

why did you use apostrophes and not quotation marks

i only browse /brit/
why is the rest of this sub so shit?

yeah dread to think what she looks like now
not even gonna check

>public consciousness
when did soy bugmen start saying this
thank god we're lingustically decoupled from this

thats why the documentary seems fundamentally wrong and missing the mark based on what she said in that podcast

>this sub
>>>reddit

because fuck you that's why

>sub
excuse me?

>TFW NO GF
>female director
shant

ireland is britain without the extremes. its shitholes are not as bad as british shitholes but its nice areas aren't as nice.

Haven't had sex since 2013 lmao

Yas Forums is good but ruined by shit generals like /brit/. you autistics belong on Yas Forums

the next thread will be a thread-long preview of the thread after that

yes my point is why are they focusing on an off-shoot of twitter users that have come from Yas Forums instead of focusing on Yas Forums itself

never mind she's in after life and i'd say she's ols but perfectly bangable in that

>countries with less than 15 million people

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muh gollywogs

still would in a heartbeat

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Yas Forums itself is culturally stagnant and has been since 2016. all the best memes come from twitter now

Yas Forums is one of the worst boards on this site