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Sorry I got a bit short with you jeansposter, I was on the wrong end of jeansjokes as a suburban youth.

playing total war warhammer

I'm sorry lads, but we need to put Tony Blair in charge. He is the only guy going around with an actual plan. Give him ultimate power - unlimited power - there is no choice. Only he can save us.

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burning a candle on both its ends

thats all jewish "performers"

gonna go to pooglia haha x

Miss those days when everyone wore capris

Any absolute units here?

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>achievement hunter
hello literal child

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this but unironical

this entire lockdown is the nanny state elites dreams.

youll be sorry
youll all be sorry

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Any Deano's in?

Acaster doesn't sound like a Jew name.

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Sunak - "unthinkable" that pubs will reopen before vaccine available.

wow haha so funny haha

mental isn't it bet they never thought they'd just have to say boo there's a ghost behind you for everyone to roll over

always fun to head down to one of the tourist bars to spot the english lads with their skin tight jeans and puffy pink faces. what are you lot like

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Lads
Toilberg is making us take days holiday over the next few weeks cos of low demand
We're all still toiling as normal too
Is this allowed? Hate it, everyone here is sat at home and I'm still in the office as normal

Yet the only guy saying we need to end it and how.

yeah what are they like

sundried tomato in ragu - yes/no?

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Depends if they implement Blair’s plan or not.

>Jeremy Corbyn needs to do more to tackle anti-Semitism in the Labour Party, comedian James Acaster has said.

quickly fried some fresh sardine fillets, bunged it into a little baguette with lots of seasoning, parsley and lemon juice
PENG!

why does every weg have a sleep molestation scene

mad how we're willing to let the government violate our civil liberties just because some old mongs are kicking the bucket
democracy dies in darkness

Unthinkable that I will be waiting for a vaccine before I got for a pint. I'll just go to Sweden when they restart flights/ships.

It's legal. Most employers are doing that because they would have to sack you otherwise.

easy to talk like billy big bollocks when you're not in the trenches

janny out of it, thought he would delete this one

arse?

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his name is dovahkiin, dragon CUM!

condemned to a sedentary life full of misery and regret

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getting a bit of a stiffy at this

very french this, not a fan

alright literally jamie oliver

They clearly aren't.

Any Brythonic Celts in?

why is leftypol constantly being accused of antisemitism?

big fan

Had a wank and pot noodle. Would smash your posh jaw in to oblivion.

Holy shit it's like if Charlie Sheen spent all of the 1980s being addicted to cookie dough.

>I'll just go to Sweden when they restart flights/ships.
leisure travel won't be back any sooner than the pubs, probably later.

More of you lads should try cycling

*meekly raises a tentative paw*

sardine wanker absolutely dogpiled

More of you lads should try cycling

Because he keeps defending antisemite muslims

toast for lunch

just want to let the lad who keeps making daft punk posts know that i appreciate them.

They haven’t said anything yet, so we’ll just have to wait and see. All we currently know is that they’re trying to produce the vaccine extremely quickly.

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I gave it up at 16.

>im a cyclist btw teehee :v

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Hate stand up comedy and panel shows AMA

forebears.io/surnames
Well?
>Approximately 4,233 people bear this surname

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will be having some super noodles but with a few added spices and extras
now thats cuisine

flossing a meme. ive never had anything stuck between my teeth that I cant dislodge with my tongue . always get a clean bill of health from dentalberg from brushing alone

NIGGERS

why do virgins think anyone cares what they hate?

virus do NOT click

Seething cageoid

sick to bastard death of it all

Panel shows have gone to pot since NMTB ended

8 out of 10 cats (the normal one) is so grim now

Cheating on my diet lads
Did just go for a 10km run though

Putting my finger up my bum and then sniffing it
Might lick it

favourite comedian?

don’t care what the government says I WILL be going to the pub this summer

for me? it's unironically enjoying the works of Carly Rae Jepsen

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The chancellor has just stated live on TV that it is unthinkable that pubs will open ahead of a vaccine. I think that's pretty clear. 18-24 months then.

Absolutely based.
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Our borders still aren't closed lad. It is Sweden that closed the border.

They're all grim and so was NMTB. Just an incestuous circlejerk of luvvie comedians frotting each other

cheating on my gf
have been shagging my own hand non stop since the troubles began

We’ll know where we stand in May. They can’t keep hushed about an exit strategy much longer.

It is my greatest sexual desire to be shagged right up the arse by Boris Johnson

that dooms us to a depression then

There is currently no travel for leisure in or out of the UK.

>let's keep fucking up our economies for something that antibody tests have proven is basically just the flu in terms of fatality
FUCK
OFF

none

wouldn’t last a day in rhyl you pasta slurping poof

Nearest estimate for a vaccine (an actual one - not a dumb meme one) is 5 years mate. There won't be any pubs left.

We are already in a global one.

We might have a vaccine sooner than 18 months considering that trials begin literally tomorrow.

same expect for would i lie to you when a woman isnt talking

I've cleared it with big man Norton himself lad, it's clean.

told someone I didn't know very well that I voted for the liberals last election and now it's apparently circulating in the university socialist alternative whatsapp group
wouldn't be surprised if they had me done in

Oh well. that's that then.

forgot to flush my cum tissue now mum's in the bathroom

hope she cant smell it

Thanks I'll check him out