/brit/

190 is based though

B&Q is based.

homebase is cringe

She wants a man with a Chinese sports bike

stop mocking me

for me it's JEWSONS

>God Tier
Wickes

megumin

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wew lad

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Mate who’s not my friend anymore because we fell out keeps texting me these old photos of us.

He’s got plenty of friends but deep down I think he’s lonely, because none of them are that good of friends with him. I was his good friend from primary school but we fell out because he became a scumbag and a dickhead.

*rubs behind the back of my ear*
*gives it a sniff*
mmm

bit more professional than diy arent they. the jew part means its for business

Hannibal, our book confirms, tried conquering Italy with pachyderms

you're right lad
i'm just paranoid about it because i'm mega cringe myself aha

dunno never been in. just passed by and had a chortle at the name

dont have a smell there. how fat are you

Well /brit/?

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v. bent post

For me it's Noel Clay's
Travis Perkins do decent picks though. B&Q picks and shovels are absolutely dogshit, I've bent two pickaxe blades from B&Q and that was only on Magnesian limestone, so very soft

are you his incel friend?

Oven preheating
Shall soon be placing an oven pizza in it

would make a judgement if i could actually see it you mong

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*uses AI to upscale the photo*
ah yes, quite attractive. i do in fact wish she was my girlfriend

thats not a chain

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I’m not an incel or a virgin and I have good friends of my own, so no.

fat cunt

Be honest, which are you?

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preheat this
*farts*

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mad that you lived a day while i was snoozing

i dont know

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what are the consequences of watching porn every day for 10 years

I've not got any remarkable online presence so there's nowt to be worried about, what do you get up to that you think would warrant a thread on you?

delta positive

DID YOU THINK THE JANNY WAS YOU'RE GIRLFRIEND STAYVUN?

A day well lived guarantees a night well slept

delta positive master race

some kind of self aware delta positive who was one of the betas for a short while at univeristy before

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thats a man

The amount of boredom wanks can't be happy for me willy

Severe brain damage, unironically

Somewhere between Gamma negative and gamma positive.

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Buildbase sorry
The one round here's Noel Clay's

>NOOOO STOP LIKING THINGS!!!

Coronavirus: Oil plunges for a second day on gloomy outlook

bbc.co.uk/news/business-52367052

>wanking when your over the age of 16
nah thats not me

Atrophied and calcified pineal glands

baldness, death of libido, tolerance of other races

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*hums the riff of Human After All from Daft Punk's 2005 album of the same name*

fuck sakes lads got a mouth ulcer and i think it's getting infected

Beta positive

Beta +

Go look at the state of the people on /gif/ or the celeb threads on Yas Forums. They're all mentally diseased. Every single one of them is gay now. Every last one. Because their need to one-up the degeneracy of the last porn they watched is insatiable and the ultimate "degeneracy" to a straight man is homosexuality.

gamma positive

thats a really tall radiator

nothing that bad, i occasionally on /soc/ and i have mental issues so i end up ghosting people alot on there and i'm terrified of social humiliation so i'm paranoid of someone getting a file on me

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Just had a look at what this 'UK drill' music genre is all about, what an absolute disgrace to british music. Why is this allowed to be created and who listens to this rubbish?

probably alpha positive

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nice clickable link you wank

Why would you post on /soc/ if you’re paranoid and afraid of humiliation?

can confirm this
t. tranny porn addict

mental what an ugly country this is

What's the point of this?

>literally went up

fucked it

are vuvuzelas making a come back?

oh give it a rest rorke

Daniel Craig is not my idea of James Bond

didn't ask

atavistically terrifying

you've got nothing to be worried about

currently sitting inside an oil barrel

it wasn't planned
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beetham_Tower,_Manchester#Noise_during_high_winds

actually what the fuck is this

looks like it's kicking off again lads

It says that beta negatives often wrongly characterise themselves as alphas, I believe you fall into this category.

because i drink alot and get confidence and i'm an unimaginably fucked up retard so i'm desperately alone and so i make posts on /soc/ in a deluded attempt to feel closeness to people
formerly chucked it

not fat
just haven't showered yet

Computer parts have arrived lads, now i just need to attempt putting it together

WAHEYYY WACKY NIGE

Grim.

Timothy Dalton the Welsh Bond was way more apt

>attempts to eradicate the noise permanently have been unsuccessful.

*pushes you*
no it isnt

In January 2012, after strong winds caused very loud humming, the architect, who lives at the top of the building, apologised.

youtube.com/watch?v=wfH4wDWRLsQ

he does lack a certain... worldliness...

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you think its grim seeing the posts on /brit/
try living it!
ajajajajjaja bueno grande muerto

have to be careful lad, last one I talked to kept text files on everyone they talked to or recognized

>In January 2012, after strong winds caused very loud humming, the architect, who lives at the top of the building, apologised.

big man in his ivory tower tormented by the quality of his work. pottery

did you get thermal paste

will i throw up again?
who knows..

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I have heard it from outside my old workplace, which was 2 miles away.

Surreptitiously googles 'atavistically'

grim

yes, although admittedly i nearly forgot
never tried this before but my mates say it's fairly straight forward

right, that's it

*invades papua new guinea*

she wants a man with dual monitors

thankfully i only talk to mentally ill people

Do you ever feel like buying an illegal firearm and going postal?

Not that I’m going to do it fedpol, just doing some research

Someone should make a giant harmonica that plays when winds pick up

don't use it.
cum is better

dunnae know if its a word

NIGGERS

seagulls are bros desu
there's this couple that was around nesting last year and they're back again
very kind to me they are.

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not sure i trust this advice

exactly like the book high rise by jg ballard

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if they give off cluster b vibes feed them fake information

sensational post.

wanking to piss porn

Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

7 of the 8 girls ive had sex with have said "you've watch a lot of porn dont you" or some variation

for me it's anna de ville

no seriously
cum is a really good thermal conductor

>7 of the 8 girls ive had sex with
fuck off norm

what's the appeal?

kek why

yeah well not for me. i fall into the alpha positive category because i literally fit every characteristics mentioned in the pic under the alpha+ section

girls can tell if you're pornsick

and the odd girl out? what was her memorable observation of you?