Be me portuguese guy in Nagasaki in 1560

>be me portuguese guy in Nagasaki in 1560
>be walking on the streets
>suddenly this girl approaches me
>"omg, a portuguese men, I heard you're the most courageous in the world, I need you to help me defeat Sephiroth"
>"Who is sephiroth?" -I asked
>"Sephiroth is a time travelling and universe jumping individual who has destroyed a couple of world already and is coming this way"
>"And how can I help you?"
>"All portuguese people have a materia called "5º Império" it is a powerful materia that allows the carrier to change the whole world at a snap of a finger"
>"With no issues for the caster?"
>"No,the caster will probably die"
>"So you're telling me to die for your mission?"
>"Alot of my friends already died in vain, my friend Cloud and Barret for example, I need your help or this world will also be destroyed"
>"Ok, let's meet this Sephiroth"

I will continue the story later

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Now this is some serious middle school delusion

when does the foot inflation start

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>Gets captured by the CHAD IKO IKO and is executed for spreading false words of buddha

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Was it common for the Portugese and Japs to hook up and trade bodily fluids during this time in history?

Why are Portuguese posters so autistic?

what the hell is this.

Why does Tifa dress like a slut?

>"All portuguese people have a materia called "5º Império" it is a powerful materia that allows the carrier to change the whole world at a snap of a finger"

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she wants to have her boobs sucked and her tummy tickled.

lol

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> 5º Império
B A S E D

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why is Portugal blue and not red?

Was the first coulour I saw on the pallette. Also I forgot to chop out New Zealand.

colour*

>>be me
fuck off

A better fanfic than FF7R.

This is how Japanese described us in 1571:

>"These men (the Portuguese) are merchants >... They drink in a glass without offering it to others. They eat with their fingers (1) and not with chopsticks like us ... They are people who spend their lives traveling From there to beyond, without a right address, and exchange products that have the ones they do not have, but deep down they are not bad people. "

>*Crónica Teppo-Ki (adaptado)
>(1) cutlery began to be used recurringly in Europe only from the 18th century onwards

and the chinese described us like this:

>"It can be said that the first objective of the Fu-lang-chi (the Portuguese) to China was the commerce (...).
>Fu-lang-chi people are tall and have big noses. The eyes are like those of the cat and the shape of the mouth like that of the eagle. >The hair grows on the backs of their hands, and their beards are red. They love commerce and, based on their military power, have a habit of invading and oppressing smaller countries. They go to any place where there is profit ... They wear clean and beautiful clothes >... Whenever a dispute arises, they point to the sky and swear to tell the truth. "

>*História de Ming (adaptado)

this was how africans described us when we reached there:

>"A day from the sea came a great ship, white wings, and shining like knives in the sun, white men came out of the water, saying words that no one understood, our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world. They managed to make them return to the sea by shooting clouds of arrows, but the "Vumbi" began to spit fire with a noise of thunder .... "

>* African oral tradition, in F. Braudel, Material Civilization ... III.

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> our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world.

wtf

japan banned portugal and find new euro trader(dutch

>their beards are red
chinks are colorblind.

hehe never heard about this. fascinating. tell me more.

the Tokugawa government decided to expel the Portuguese in 1639.

>chinks are colorblind.

Maybe from the months at the sea?

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>Sephiroth

This 100%. I was a lifeguard for a whole summer and my beard turned orange

>tan portuguese at the beach with sunbleached beard

Cool, gonna go masturbate

roastie

style

Kind of like how the Aztecs thought the spanish were Gods. They never saw armor or guns before.

Indeed