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Amer is a nonce paki pervert.

Ey faggot explain the story about the paki tranny

do you wash your bum with water after poo poo

yeah unlikely

>man

slags posing with food (especially pizza) never done anything for me. thanks for reading

fuck off newcunt

Knay

Read it backwards haha

Still don't believe that coronavirus actually exists

would love a bossy gf to fuss over me

I think it exists but most of the damage is done by secondary infections

SCOTTYS IN A BOX

First time posting in this shithole
Just explain the lore faggot

PHWOARR WHO IS THIS!?!?!

would you lads actually shag amer if he was a biological woman

go away

If my grandmother had wheels, she would've been a bike

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I don't fucking think so pal

im acellular

its literally just a slightly worse version of the flu
they've stopped counting things like heart attacks, strokes, etc. it all gets listed as the 'rona

look up poleaboo on kiwifarms

moni is so hot she almost turned me straight

You NOW remember that substitute teacher

you mean monica? she IS a woman mate

no she isn't. shut up amer, the gimmick is wearing VERY thin

loool classic gino

Got a big jaffa cake lads

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if he were*

Not what your mom said last night lol
Thanks brother

corr

looks like absolute shit

hows the sister you poncey git LMAO go away you speccy virgin

amer's blog is protected now
why not just delete it? why does he need to blog his life?
he's got at least a couple of mates from Yas Forums who might read it, but he could just keep in touch with them via email or discord

COYs sticky fingers all over this post

I'm not her, and I don't know who this "amer" is

fat pig

shut up

why are you feeding him attention

it's probably like keeping a diary i reckon

Azula

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you shut up
prat

Why does it look like England is still stuck in the '90s

lads has anyone seen monica recently? i haven't heard from her in ages and i'm worried about her

120 years ago amer would be in a cage at the circus

dont make me heem you mate

all those... moments... that we lost...

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reckon they should remake this but with china

She buggered off when that paki pervert recorded her doing a poo.

yeah but he could do that on paper
he just keeps inviting hate at this point

mental how the fatality rate of this virus is like 0.001% for anyone young and healthy but oh no gotta protect those 80 year old boomers and suicide bomb our economy

>him

that's a woman btw

she's safe, tune in to her radio show

what the fuck are you talking about

listening to Transistor Sister by Freddy Cannon

cant wait unitl he writes his book about how he clawed himself out of mental illness and became a successful actor

and it would be met with a wave of accusations of racism without a hint of irony.

What is the second and third order consequence of full hospitals?

havent had a guitar video in months
defund the NHS immediately

*mutes it*

give it a rest amer lad you reek of onion bajis and wear tartan that doesnt make you a woman

preferred amer's block capitals gimmick to this one.

1x coop all day breakfast sandwich down the hatch

an early breakfast

benders and tranners live off attention mate
also
>expecting a tranner to make any kind of rational decision about anything

Mad how there's only ever been one Pope from the British Isles

You'd think there'd be at least one Irish one or a Welsh one from the very early days but no, no Popes other than the single English one from the 1100s, the same Pope who granted the King of England the right to invade Ireland kek

theres an alternate reality where
> the accountancy degree is obtained
>moves back to Rochdale
> gets a job with one of the father's friends
>buys a little terraced house
>then leverages a stable career and property in the arranged marriage market a

early morning people get up at 5

*unplugs your headphones*

oi nah why'd you do that i was listening to that mate

Not a problem in Sweden.
Over half our normal capacity is already unused.

They went too far. Seen oil lately?

there's an alternate reality where
>i have a gf

Wonder what July is gonna be like.

does he dress as a man and run a shop

*unplugs your head from your neck*

probably a good thing the global economy collapses it just makes america look stupid as fuck

if only he didnt record an innocent polish lass taking a shit.

there's an alternate reality where you shagged amer

I'm seen as one of the up-and-coming stars of the workplace industry

uncertain

twitter.com/RT_com/status/1252884849624412160
Russia Today is based

don't know who "amer" is, stop replying to me

none of this happened, stop spreading lies

In 24 hours, RAF Bomber Command had flown 2,589 sorties, losing 24 aircraft, dropping approximately 10,050 long tons (10,210 t) of bombs and killing over 2,500 civilians in Duisburg alone.

mad how there are toilers who won't even give themselves a long lie . getting up at 7 getting dressed in a suit and sitting at their dining room table with work phone and laptop at the ready

just did a poo

there's an alternate reality where i am a three-time olympic gold medalist
there's also one where i'm a tranner getting gang raped by pakis
honestly things aren't too shabby when you put them into perspective

another hour lost to gfberg on the phone

What's on your highlight reel?

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amer the name you were given before you filmed that girl shitting then decided to use her name like a psycho

it happened on his own admission

might rent an inflatable dinghy and go and visit the SS Richard Montgomery

I’m hoping oil acts as a warning for them to reconsider the measures. It’s absolutely ridiculous we panicked over this thing.

the food shop:

>1 frozen pepperoni pizza
>1 toastie loaf(small)
>1 pack of biscoffs
>1 meal deal
>1 pack of crunchy nut clusters
>semi-skimmed milk

imagine shagging your gf while tries keep her voice calm talking to her toilberg as she works from home right now

Numerous thought leadership pieces and zero actual practical experience in three years because my company is too shit to win any work

Sweden has a population density of 23/km2

The economic downturn is inevitable in a pandemic.

Can see where that is from my window right now

he's a paki
a bender
a dirty sex offender
he's amer the pakistani nonce

I'm not this "amer" character and I don't even know who they are, i'm talking about monica, you seem to be confused

sad and single

dont get it