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yeah the redpill is leaving the uk.
this has been established to exhaustion

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how hard is it for brits to immigrate to rooland/kiwiland

listening to bright eyes and crying like I'm a fucking teenager

Hate dancing only ever done it when there is no way out
No matter the music no matter how plastered I am

just found out who paul joseph watson is

>Berlin is grim
>Berlin is the only semi-relevant place in the UK
grim on grim

inb4 you try to imply Frankfurt is relevant

try mdma
imagine your shock

depends
under 30 can go for at least a year
people with skills can probably pass the skill point reqs

The last day of school was everyone drinking wine during lessons and then one lad pulled down the cute RE teacher's trousers and we all saw her pink thong.

you can lead a non call centre/retail life outside of berlin

you generally cant outside of london (unless youre a doc or an engineer)

Panic buying coal

>drinking at school
mental

Imagine having Emma Watson as your gf. Imagine waking up every day next to this beautiful face.

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the german economy is very distributed across the west. berlin is literally only good for nightlife and drugs.

The smaller cities (Munich, Hamburg) are infinitely nicer

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*smiles at you, while also being female*

didn't you pull cones at school lad?

hello operator, got a post that needs jay-ing:

kek

England remains the biggest source of immigrants to Aus
Become much more convoluted to gain PR/citizenship I understand but every second person in an office job in Sydney and Melbourne is from the UK

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we had a trdition of going down the beach to get drunk, my year they haled 3 schools proms on the same night across the town. Several hundred drunk kids hit the beach at once. police car got bottled until it left, ambulances turned up for people passed out cold. cops then turned up with everything and so several hundred kids scattered across the town for the rest of the night causnig mayhem. jolly fun for all.

Moving to York on Sunday

i believe the wine bit but not the RE teacher bit

nah, always been more of a pintman than a weedman
although some lad did bring jack daniels in once but that was just a pisstake we only had one shot each

oh, I thought you meant culturally relevant. Yeah can't argue with that... political & economic concentration of power in London is a bit shit in the UK.

Christ rorke give it a rest it’s 8am

Up to you, she was a slut who deffo enjoyed it though. Her screaming and running out of the room to get a male teacher to help was just part of the act

would jay this post but honestly cannot be arsed

yeah it's nice right now that our political power is split up between 16 states because bavarian assholes want to keep everything locked down forever but in the north they're less retarded and are opening things up more

I guess in the UK the decision about the lockdown is just gonna be based on what people in London think/want? Or do you have any regional governments with power in this

Jay-alarm going bonkers over this post

When is it that children pick up the habit of tea drinking in the UK?

My mother never wanted to give me more than a few spoonfuls for the caffeine content until I was past 12 years old so I'm curious as to what the tea drinking country's approach is.

11-12 ish. You go to a friends house and don't want cola or juice anymore because they're childish, so their mum offers you a cup of tea instead

>tea reduces iron absorption
finally figured out why i'm such an utter spastic

None of this happened

yeh probably around 12,13,14 that kind of age

i drink bare tea because atbwork its an excuse to fuck off from doing actual work

ngl i was fed it in my bottle as a baby, drank it instead of coke n shit when i was kid. Drank it like a mad un unti li swapped to coffee early twenties.

I was a complete autist and distanced myself from all my friends and didnt go to a single party/dance i feel like such a virgin freak

the dumbest and most autistic thing i own is a set of full vietnam tiger stripe

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Who is more attractive in the british terms, Alexander Jahans or Isorrowproductions?

Virgin-Freakometer 9000 going haywire at this one

rasheed, please just let us open our pubs

I am honestly jealous of how much more mature and smart brits sound than us when they speak and I can’t ever change it

It sucks bros

would be cool to wear at like fancy dress parties

you what?

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is it worth anything?

i drink tea every day after work, coffee before, idk just habit. picked coffee drinking up working and tea because i wanted a hot drink that wasn't coffee

This is just a pic of a mattress haha

this is something only americans think because you've only ever met posh brits in america or watch proper speaking ones

meet one scouser and you'll never, ever think this again

hope you wear it on anzac day

are there any yank posters left or are they all our lads on proxies?

>meet one scouser and you'll never, ever think this again
even the germans know this.

jews mad

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Cheers all. I just ran across the teasmade and it's probably the most British thing I've come across and rather impractical yet I vaguely want one.

one time after I graduated high school we went out on the town, was absolutely sauced anyway ended up bumping into 3 of the fit RE teachers, anyways shit happened and I basically had one bent over the table there was one up here I was fingering and I was just toe-fucking the other one on the floor. mental times

In Baby Driver (2017) this bank robbery scene was supposed to include the Michael Myers from Halloween (1978) but the studio couldn’t get the rights. Edger Write reaches out to Mike Myers and asked if they could use his likeness for the masks. He thought it would be funny and said yes.

grew up thinking uk was part of the usa

because we used to always see blair with bush and i watched copious amounts of american tv

mentalist

toe fucking?

yanks are all under union jacks now

no word of a lie

THREE RE teachers that's insane

I drink about 10 coffees for every tea I drink desu.... not everyone picks up a tea habit.

get a teapot and some loose black tea instead, makes the best cuppas. dont buy teabags, they are literally filled with dust. even yorskhire teabags are absolute shite compared to its loose stuff, even then its still small bits. quality tea has some good strands n shit in it.

hi

Yeh one time i went to the milk bar after school and one thing led to another ended up rooting an itslian supermodel

pooing and wanking at the same time

shut up

literal spastique

We're taking over m8

No you didn’t
Be quiet

yeah nah yeaaaah nah this bloke needs a root

Why would anyone use an American proxy

american perception of what is british and what is british are very different

I've actually been mucking about trying out something for traditional cuppas. I've got a bag of loose leaf Yorkshire gold waiting on me once I finish this last bit of Lyons Gold (went Irish this time) and my normal habit before was PG tips. I used to drink 7+ cups of tea a day, which is quite a bit more than the normal American habit.

full camo is gaudy but camo pants or a jacket by itself can be fine if you can pull it off
tiger stripe is ugly as fuck though. looks like gimp camo in that pic
I have a flecktarn rain jacket and some ww2 german smock in that autumn oak leaves pattern. it looks good

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