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fuck jeff bezos edition

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I've said several times before and I'll say it again, Jeff Bezos should give me ten million dollars

I feel very content right now. Got yummy food, got Yas Forums, all that is missing is a gf.

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>improper title
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1/10 user you barely tried

whyd that nigga use taco meat sauce if he was making spaghetti

i came bros

what do I say next?

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I want to fucking die.

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Was poppin niggers

you're a woman aren't you? you're disgusting, the way you write, a female

"What is Islam?".

Why does this general attract so many foreign incels?

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desu that doesn't sound like a bad combination, where he went wrong was making way too much and drinking milk with it, that's fucking disgusting

bros i kinda regret cumming

hi

I don't, I came to some great lesbian porn an hour ago

Me? I'm an incel, born from a c section I've never touched a pussy, girls reject me and laugh at me, I hate women, females, femoids, sows, whores.
I dye my hair blue to look like the protagonist from Persona 3, I like dancing I dance when I'm stressed, overhelmed, my autism makes me dance a lot.
I dance like the joker, walk like the joker, dance like tron, dance like jay kay.

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Ok, but real talk now, American frens.

I'm not against creators getting an adequate compensation. I think creation in itself is labor too. What I don't like, and I think should be abolished, is your entitlement to profit off your creation indefinitely and, in the context of a company, the full authoritarian control you have over it. I think that Bezos' levels of wealth are absolutely disgusting. You should keep working on your company if you want to keep getting the fruits of its value creation, and YOU should submit to the decisions of the people that actually make your idea work (see: the workers), not the other way around.

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not a fan

Actually seem cool tbqh. I'd be your friend

Me? I'm a volcel, born from a vagina that is the only time I've technically touched a pussy, girls approach me and smile at me, I love women, females, mothers, wives.

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A girl texted me, I knew better than to get excited for that even though my friends were like "she likes you", guess what? the femoid asked me about another guy, if i knew him, talked to him, fuck off whore, I don't reply to your stickers.

I'm not ready for sex yet

>NOOOO NOTTA MILK WITHA THE PASTA!!!
>FUCKING DISGUSTING
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i was born out of wedlock

I like how you can just like
>NOO, YOU CAN'T JUST MURDER PEOPLE
>NOO, DON'T SHIT IN YOUR HAND AND EAT IT
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friends? more like "friends" people don't text me, think I'm a weeb and had to listen to them ramble about anti kino anime, I hate anime that's not kino. I don't have irl friends, the online spaniard girl who may have had a crush on me doesn't count, I hate femoids. I used to play minecraft with my friends after school but they just were my "friends" since they thought I was someone's elses best friend, they abandoned me and formed their little groups. Girls don't like me, not the hot ones, fuck latinas btw, not the fat ones. only guys hae showed interest in me, a jewish guy who was qt too.
I'm like mad max, tron, makoto yuuki from persona 3, wikus van der merwe.

I drink milk with pasta. Milk with italian food like pasta/pizza/chicken parm is my favourite.

I also drink with food in my mouth.

No, you wouldn't, fucking female.
I dislike your gender.

I want to eat ramen, I think I'll learn how to cook ramen at home since I don't live in Japan and that instant stuff is garbage.

I had a crush on one of my co-workers but she stopped responding to my texts the day we were supposed to go out
I spent two hours in a Dennys outside of Minneapolis staring at a seven dollar grand slam

Me? I'm not attractive, too manly to transition now.
Girls only want chads, if you were a chad she wouldn't have done that.

kek

Do you have autism

Made one

Chad is a mindset almost as much as a bodytype. Virgins don't get this.

based

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I still want to stab FK

you've been schizoposting all day dude go take a break

I have a crush on S.H.O.D.A.N
i want her to rape me and replace 90% of my body with mechanical augmentations to kill organics, I want to have a huge spider tank body and kill organics, or a more sleek cyborg one like adam jensen
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Nice try, female.
Youre just trying to make yourself look better by pretending you would be my friend, I don't need your fucking friendship roastie.

do boys cry?

no you

the mentality is truly the most powerful Chad trait

Real men shed tears when they have to

One of the augmentations I want are legs like these, which are superior to the biological legs we have, but hidden blades to tear your flesh

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You are the warden of your own prison. You realize that you want love but you refuse to change to let yourself be loved. Your hate isolates yourself. Find peace and then love will find you

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last thread had 48 posters

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I think he was raped by a female

keep fighting the good fight, bud. these foreign incmells are probably unaware.

He's mentally ill. He should seek professional help.

I'm a non recognizable poster

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As a young lad I walked into my nanny fucking one of my relatives, that was awkard, I find sex disgusting, I just want a cool robot body that lets me be as inhuman as possible.
You are females.
>animal crossing
or a tranny

based, same here

nanny is an awkard word to use, more like babysitter yeah, she was kind of qt

fk is still the worst poster

You just have to keep fishing and find some girl who actually really likes you.
The worst thing that can happen is some chick who's not really that into you bangs you and you wind up with a kid or two with her before she sees greener grass somewhere and suddenly her fat dike fried is over your house giving you dirty looks talking her into how she doesn't have to put up with your "abuse" and the kids wouldn't be better off out of that environment getting molested by whatever scumbags your stupid bitch leaves them alone with.
If you had a magic crystal ball you might be thanking God that she backed out and nothing happened.

I want a gf with long legs

i want a gf with robot legs

using my daily super like on her even though she lives 900 miles away

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Imagine just having a bunch of tall lady legs, no body. They just walk around you and act lady like. Some wear skirts and some pants.

I'll fully love myself when I have a body like this, your pathetic mammal gender is disgusting, your mammal morphology, I hate you mammal

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Well yeah, I haven't bothered trying to speak to her since that happened. It was just depressing because we'd talk about things outside of work and I thought my attempts at flirting were actually being well received for once

The other anons are lying to you and we know it, the blackpill is that looks are what femoids want.

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