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would like to see you try you little runt

Objectively you're a bad poster

>121935695
there are more Irish in America than Ireland
because all the ones in Ireland starved to death
Starvation is one of the most agonizing ways to die, some starving people resort to burning themselves to death to escape the torture

didnt americans literally fund your little insurgency

what are your thoughts?

Pencil necked virgin what the fuck are you gonna do hahahha

How? Every other Irish poster is a mopey depressed virgin cunt and some of you are even anime nonces, it’s disgraceful. I’m the only based Irish poster, well, mikey as well obviously

wonder how long it would take the average american to starve to death

i’m currently thinking about sex

alri

reckon the obese cunts are starvation proof

wonder if shamima ever tried to recruit her cousin ee bagum from yorkshire

What's the introvert copy pasta

I weigh 77 pounds. If I didn’t eat I’d probably be dead by Friday.

id cut you in half scrawny little scrote

lads is Yas Forums right about the virus?

seen a lot of very worrying news there and it's all backed up it's not shitposts

You're not funny or interesting you're just cringe

You fundamentally dont understand a how to make a good antagonising post

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You couldn’t cut an apple tart you little fruit, I genuinely would rearrange your face for good. Leave a mushy hole where your face used to be.

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no
never take what they say serious
their evidence is all bullshit
they post that shit because retards like you will believe it

what are the yutes n tha sayin

>So lonely so alone :’(
Fuck off you loser

What are you even barking about

fuck women fuck trannies fuck asians and fuck wagies

190 the type of nigga to wear his mummies high heels when she’s not home

190 the type of nigga to still be breastfed at 20

190 the type of nigga to moisturise his hands every day so they’re soft and fluffy

190 the type of nigga to spread his cheeks and flex his rectum in the mirror

190 the type of nigga to shove a finger up his bum while he’s wanking

190 the type of nigga to buy a gram of weed off Ngubu for £50

190 the type of nigga who cries at the end of the notebook

190 the type of nigga to get molested by a small, squat southeast asian man while under the influence of GHB and ketamine

190 the type of nigga to eat his own cum out of ‘curiosity’

190 the kind of nigga to still be dressed by his mother

190 the kind of nigga to be knocked out by Mboko for using mandem slang

190 the kind of nigga to get a urethra piercing

190 the type of nigga to get bullied all his life and play out his lad fantasies on an online imageboard where everybody bullies him

190 the type of nigga to molest his N13C3

Any good ASMR channels I can wank to?

I like Up Close Mouth Sounds and Soft Positive Affirmations. Also Eye Exam Roleplay

>121935872
less funny than Emmett

would actually batter anyone here since im the greatest boxer alive today
not even joking
can box like frasier, can box like tyson, can box like mayweather and can box like macgregor
none of ye'd stand a chance

Just had a scroll and they seem as retarded and detached from reality as ever

190 tell us about all the drugs youve done mate!

All this talk of boxing lad when at the end of the day the only box I’d be smashing is that of your wee sisters

i only have trans sisters

don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it

Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:

coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters

Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.

Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?

Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.

tl;dr: I fucking love drugs

>would actually batter anyone here since im the greatest boxer alive today
>not even joking
>can box like frasier, can box like tyson, can box like mayweather and can box like macgregor
>none of ye'd stand a chance

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Should I buy the master chief collection?

alls fair in the game of love and war innit

what was your finest hour?

Still smash their box in, your mother’s box in, even your oul boy if he’s looking it put in. I’d sooner throw battery acid in your face though you tranny cunt.

190 the type of nigga to kiss the prostitute

heavyweight world champion rn is irish
his trainer who orchestrated his win was irish

you suffer from any mental illnesses lad?

Depends. Are you playing as Jaime Oliver, Nigella Lawson, or Ainsley Harriot?

you couldnt do shit you anaemic virg
id send your chin into the ocean and make it the first irish thing to ever catch a fish

If only the Irish could fish as well as they punch.

No fucking way

Post body

>heavyweight world champion rn is irish
>his trainer who orchestrated his win was irish

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its pretty busted controllers make it super easy

Sorry I don’t understand the joke

Why is Deano obsessed with "making it"?

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They can't do either, nor can they drink

The only jaw I want is that of your mothers, wrapped around my cock and sucking diligently, as is the place of all good Australian men and women, fellatiating an Irish cock. Don’t make me slap you for your insolence you wee scrote.

Mental health illnesses I’ve suffered:

Depression

Anxiety

Addiction

Drug misuse

Depersonalisation

Paranoia

Schizophrenia (induced by drugs)

Suicidal thoughts

Psychosis