Elv*n women are made for NORD COCK
Elv*n women are made for NORD COCK
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For me, it's Ysolda
Human women belong to Zevran cock
Lowbrows
>not doing the Awakening quest on Dawnguard and acquiring qt vampire waifu follower
Dragon age is pretty lackluster but the one thing I do like about it is how it supports multiple continuities between games. Kill a dude and he's dead in the next game. Spare him and he's there. Help the mages and you're character's a hero in the next one. Help the templars and you're a monster. wish Elder scrolls did this
god I hate DoF, how can you even play with that fucking garbage turned on?
its a cool effect for screenshots
bro... you just went full cringe.
>Nordic race speaks English and not Norse or even Norwegian or Swedish
>Literal Romans with Latin names speak English and not Latin or Italian
>Bretons speak English and not a Celtic language
>Khajiits and Argonians aren’t even human and have funny accents but still speak English and not hissing or growling
>Orcs keep to themselves living in strongholds, but speak to each other in English only
>Elves are allegedly racist against humans and view themselves as superior, but speak English
Boring as hell. You’d think after 10 years a group of halfway decent voice actors would have added at least a few language immersive voice lines to the NPCs.
>Help the mages and you're character's a hero in the next one. Help the templars and you're a monster.
>implying all mages should not be lobotomized or gassed
>can't marry Serana
I feel cucked
like Todd creeped up to my house, tied me to a chair and fucked my girlfriend while forcing me to watch, then after he was done cumming inside her he walked over to me and whispered in my ear "it just works"
that's what it felt like
Based human superiority chad
Subhuman knife ear
>being a h*man
I pity you
>NORD COCK
Nah, but they are made for human cock nonetheless. There are like 5 different random farms in Skyrim that have male Imperial owners with Altmer wives and it's never explained why that exact racial/gender pairing is so common.
Dunmer women are for Nordic BVLLS though.
For me it's 12
Except if you kill Leliana, then you only thought she was dead despite my character literally cutting her head of
All them niggas look like bugs
>it's never explained why that exact racial/gender pairing is so common
I always thought it was a little odd how many podunk farms with that there are too, but my headcanon is that they're Great War vets who ended up falling for women on the other side and decided to just settle down with them once it was all over. Kinda like all the IRL boomers with southeast Asian wives.
Dunmer qts just mog all of them
Literally racial goth gfs
>tfw no qt atlmer gf to dominate me
What is this nerd shit doing on Yas Forums?!
Elder Scrolls is Yas Forums
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11 is kinda cute in a freaky way. I'm usually a Dunmerfag but I'd let that Bosmer qt cannibalize my penis if you catch my drift
based DAchad
>nord
Who? Skyrimistanis are all culturally assimilated cucklovians at this point
Imagine getting mad over talos while your totemic pantheon was replaced by the imperial cult.
>Brynjolf'll never impregnate you while calling you "lad"
He's the only reason I installed nude mods.
I hope she is not swedish...
She's Icelandic, just look at the name. and Iceland is probably the only country were they actually ask "the elves" for permission to build in areas where they allegedly live.
13
>tfw I have pointy ears
I married picrelated as an Imperial back when I played Skyrim.
The eight divines is a proto-nordic religion
The nine divines is a nord reform
Elven women crave human mortal cocks
she's 25% human already anyway
t. Coping elf boy
13
Also where orks?
>t. retarded mortal
NAME?