Do you want to live in the forest, Yas Forums?

Do you want to live in the forest, Yas Forums?

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yes, i want to hang myself in the forest

I wanna jerk off there and cum on a tree or a squirrel or something

>cold
>bug
>tree fall on you
>forest fire
>no internet
>strange sound
>bear

no

I'd eradicate that Forrest grow crops and find women to breed.

I don't want to live IN the forest.
I want to live NEARBY the forest.
There is a huge difference mr. Tyrone Jamal from Saint Louis, you poor, smelly nigger.

The Forest is cold, mountainous and there are many cacti.

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>>cold
less bugs
>>bug
then it's not that cold
>>tree fall on you
leaves protect you from bugs
>>forest fire
definitely not cold anymore
>>no internet
fire is ancient television, you'd only miss talking to friends regularly
>>strange sound
sounds like you'll make a new friend
>>bear
pic related/see above

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Yes, assuming i get a house with anti-bigfoot systems

I want to live in a cabin in the mountains with 150mb wifi, a supermarket down the road and 3 different takeaways less than 5 miles away