You wake up in Chicago, Illinois

>you wake up in Chicago, Illinois

wyd?

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Hit up my friends and let them know I'm back in town and probably go on a bender

are you from Chicago? what neighborhood did you live in?

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I'm not from there and I didn't live in Chicago, I lived in a suburb just north of Chicago for over 10 years. Still talk with my friends from there almost daily. Did go to chi-town regularly though.

oh ok

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Go back to Canada.

>not stopping at La Michoacana to eat a delectable paleta de zaramora con queso

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Go to the SEARS tower and harass their employees, remind them they work at the SEARS tower

based

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probably call up that number and win prizes for my quinceañera

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You ain't making it out of town alive yellow boi

>tfw no comfy lakefront apartment to watch the planes go by at night with a qt snuggled up by your side

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look for the slavic neighborhood.

In spite of being one of hte largest cities and major travel hub for the whole country Chicago is better off than Detroit or New York when it comes to Corona.....just something to think about

Tell the nearest person that chicago dogs and pizza are fucking trash
then get shot

drive back home 4 hours west

How do Mexicans always manage to make their neighbourhoods look like some shitty part of Tijuana?

call up my friend thomas and hang out with him in his artist studio

Portage park would be the place the go, except it's majority Latino now

we closed down really early compared to NYC or Detroit, Pritzker's been handling it decently well. now if only he would send the national guard out to shoot down the anti-lockdown protestors, that would be epic sauce

cringe

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cry

>we closed down really early compared to NYC or Detroit,
Only a day earlier than New York and 3 day earlier than Michigan. Earlier but not very, I dont buy lockdown is the big difference here, especially since (at least on a state level) when a state locked down (if ever) seemingly makes no difference at all.

no kidding. america looks scary as fuck to visit (besides seattle/san fran)

He didnt show you the best part of Chicago behold. Yes you can walk under it! Not right now because Corona, but maybe in the post herd immunity world

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>wake up in chicago
>get shot

Illinois had way less cases at the time of the lockdown though, that definitely made a difference

yeah we're a first world shit hole. doesn't mean there aren't redeeming qualities that make it worth the visit however

the touristy parts of the city are soulless. gotta get out to the neighborhoods to see the real Chicago

yes

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>Illinois had way less cases at the time of the lockdown though, that definitely made a difference
Its possible but even looking at other states which didnt close down at all or waited longer after hitting 100 cases to lock down....theres just no correlation one way or the other.

The "bean" is a national treasure, the lady liberty of the Midwest.

Bring some pisto and hang with mis carnales

>Allende
>lives in USA
>still suck commie dicks

People like this should be executed.

>besides seattle/san fran
????

Please say Spanish, not "Latino". I don't understand half of these words either.

Why is everything in Spanish?

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mas eles não são espanhóis, são latinos

that neighborhood is ~98% latino, about 1/3 of Chicago is like that

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They don't integrate, which is pathetic because being fluent in English is very good for yohr curriculum.