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hate this goblin

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peng

She's 14 here.

anne frank's mum?

wait until she looks down lad

AURORA BOREALIS?

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Business idea: Look up where girls who turned me down in Sixth Form are getting married and send clown or pantomime performances to their ceremony

Today's choon

youtube.com/watch?v=9uGvX3q9zfY

Okay, Today was my first time outside of my house in 3 weeks. I went to a car dealership, I wore a mask when I was inside of the dealership but not outside. I didn’t touch the parts of my face where you’re most likely exposed like my eyes nose (well I touched the top of my nose, but not the nostril part) and mouth. I’m still worried about getting it though. I plan on staying home from now on. Fuck I hate this virus so much

Love cock in my arse

Bum tossed a bender

cant wait to clap on thursday im gonna clap so loud even my neighbours will be impressed by my clapping will you be clapping?

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need some plants in there

I won't even be awake mate

*sweeps*

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never heard her talk outside of that one tv series she did but I can imagine she's an insufferable zoomer

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Moving to York on Sunday

Damn, sure do miss the good old days...

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absolutely peng

Even better lad

was in a wow guild callee aurora borealis in classic
emeriss server
finish guild
dont even speak finnish
weird that

No she's not you dumpty nonce!

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Who are we clapping for next. The Mccanns, Bonno, Adele?

Come in, try to be normal with people and get accused for fishing for (you)s. Ah yes, because making conversation with people is a bad thing. Socially inept Australian runt.

my (((savings account))) currently gets me 2.75% interest, still below inflation
how do they get away with this?

JJJJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I was wrong, she's 18 there. I was getting that pic mistaken with another vintage Liz photo

gotta be Duffy hasn't it? she's had a hell of a time

heavy

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where can i find an aerith gf

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what are your favourite british specific words that don't really exist or have direct translations in other cultures?

for me, it's shithousery

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you’re gonna clap your cheeks on my bbc

it's still gagging for (you)s. Sad state of affairs.

shiteing a poo

sector 5 slums whorehouse

Goddam Carole Baskin hahah

>putting your money in banks
>not just having cash
>not just buying a prepaid card if you want to order something online

its not the banks fault you're a stupid fucking spastic

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Is that game good?
Not like it matters to me since I don’t own a PlayStation

Peng

Catholics are Pharisees (Canon Law is their Talmud) with Mediterranean characteristics
Protestants are Sadducees (pioneers of Sola Scriptura) with Germanic characteristics

(OP)
you just KNOW there’s a British nigga named Albie living in one of those houses back there.
Albie the type of nigga to only get one pint at Toady’s pub and call it a night (he ONLY drinks on weekend nights)
Albie the type of nigga who moved out of his mums house only to have her move in with him
Albie the type of nigga to wear a different red sweater every day of the week
Albie the type of nigga who gets called a wagie irl
Albie the type of nigga who has his own political opinions but doesn’t speak up and still votes remain
Albie the type of nigga who settles for a chubby 6
Albie the type of nigga who drives a small efficient car and won’t even mod it
Albie the type of nigga to call others racist but is afraid of every black person he meets
Albie the type of nigga who visits Florida for a week and comes back sunburnt lookin like his skin match his sweater
Albie the type of nigga who works as the assistant manager at Morrison’s
Albie the type of nigga who thought his college years were ‘wild’ because he lost his virginity at 20 and listened to punk rock
Albie the type of nigga who starts walking fast when he notices a bigger person behind him
Albie the type of nigga who gets scared walking past a group of teenagers
Albie the type of nigga who actually subscribes to online magazines and newspapers
Albie the type of nigga to still own a flip phone
Albie the type of nigga who only added his family, 3 close friends, and coworkers on facebook
Albie the type of nigga who respects MP’s, no matter their affiliations
Albie the type of nigga who’s afraid to hit a spliff because he’ll lose his job (but even his boss does it)

captain tom done a runner with that 21 million yet

How do you shave? For the love of god please say safety razor.

But I have 11 grand in savings I don't want that just sitting in my house

Nah, cheap leccy razor

Do you reckon the girls that post here get self conscious when we’re posting all these peng slags

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