Hey you, yes you, get your hand out of your pants and tell me why you haven't visited my country yet!

Hey you, yes you, get your hand out of your pants and tell me why you haven't visited my country yet!

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For every point of interest in your country, there are 10 better and cheaper places in the USA

I visited Germany 4 times
Really liked it

Why should I go to Germany?

how did you know

I'm pretty sure the visa will get denied

I visited the Frankfurt airport, that's all.

Is there anything interesting about Germany? The only landmark I can think of is the Brandenberg Gate which is kind of a meme.

I have been to Bremen, the kebab was good and well priced. More sour than in Finland, but good. I also walked past a junkie shooting something up his veins, in front of a bank in Frankfurt (it was night).

>I also walked past a junkie shooting something up his veins, in front of a bank in Frankfurt

sounds really like Frankfurt lmao

It was a bit surreal and therefore stayed in mind. But Frankfurt had lots of skyscrapers and looked really cool so id say all in all it was a positive experience.

I've been there more than once.
Why haveven't YOU visited my country, Hanz? HUH?

My great grandmother has died.

1-I'm poor
2-I'm not interested in Germany, the only tourist spot you have is a holocoast museum
3-I don't have blue eyes

Probably shat herself too

Dude........

good we have enough arabs already

I already have, went on a family holiday to Schleswig-Holstein when I was a kid. It was lovely.

But I have.
I go to Puttgarden twice per year and load up my Volvo with cheap alcohol.

What's there about Germany again?
>durrr, there's da Holocau-
Besides that.

Lack of funds. My mom went to Nuremburg last Christmas though, and from what she told me it sounded really fun. Maybe I'll save up some money and see for myself.

I have visited your country.

>Frankfurt
Reminds me of Toronto
>Baden-Baden
Tourist trap
>Fuessen
Also touristy as hell but at least the area is pretty
>Munich
Lots of old prostitutes in front of the train station
>Nuremberg
Other than the castle, I am not sure why we went there
>Hamburg
Full of hipsters
>Duesseldorf
>Kind of a shithole

>it was a positive experience.
Frankfurt is a HIV positive experience

>holocoast museum
which one? we have many

what is there to see in Germany that isn't available in the rest if Europe? There are infinitely better things to do in Belgium, Switzerland, Sweden, etc.
imbecile

Ich habe in Deutschland für ein Semester studiert.

>he only visits countries for landmarks
Burgers gonna burger

Been to München, Berlin, Hamburg and Lübeck

there is plenty to find enjoyable about visiting Germany, it's a real country, with variation of landscape, history, and local curiosities.

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Damn

please visit
Bremerhaven
Offenbach
Mannheim
Gelsenkirchen
Halle/Saale

I don’t speak German and I am very bad at learning other languages.

I visit Mainz