/brit/
>no edition
shithouse
Oklahoma is America’s best kept secret
how do you know if you're a yank
spending all my quarantime buying stuff on amazon
How's rorke gonna recover from last thread?
WHY CAN'T YANKS FUCK OFF
I DON'T CARE ABOUT AMERICA
GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I
To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To easterners, a Yankee is an New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.
Mm red soil
20,000 dead brits
Arizona. Undoubtedly the best state in the Union.
Do you celebrate Easter?
Do you wear your shoes inside?
What do you think "white women are built for"?
The answer to all of the answers to these questions will determine whether or not you are a Yank
morning /brit/ is best, just toilsman and aussies, not a yank in sight and it’s too early for all the virgin neets
Second one is my pov hah
Need to shag an American girl whilst I'm in blackface desu
lads I think I might be gf less
i am a virgin but not a freak contrary to popular belief
does emmett still post?
has America hit the peak?
youtube.com/watch?v=jqAAd_mJhL0
Choon
to people who eat pie for breakfast a yankee is a _______ ?
finna dab on the haters when lockdown is lifted
Utah would've been great without the Mormons.
yes, just grabbed some cheap post-easter chocolate off lidl
no
cuddles and kisses
It is great, and it's called Montana.
>Do you wear your shoes inside?
nobody does this
my two least favourite words are cognisant and the n word
yeah pretty sure it was him last night
Whys that?
god I fucking HATE adulting
so sick of it
just want to wank off in my room all day
*surreptitiously googles cognisant*
god i want to fuck them
MY NIECE HAS FINALLY MOVED ON FROM PEPPA PIG! SHE HAS STARTED WATCHING REAL AMERICAN KIDS SHOWS. HOPEFULLY THIS DUMB ACCENT GOES AWAY SOON AS WELL.
sucking a shag carpet
You are not a yank
just pulled a fuckhuge tick off my dog
gross af
Does it kill the yank or does it make you a yank?
Or does it spray yank particles?
another wasted day
>cognisant
tricky word for me to wrap my italian tongue around
Mormons are annoying little parasites who believe the most insane gibberish and endlessly try to convert everyone.
COZZZZZ SHE'S A BELTAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
didnt know the uk had ticks
mad
huge head
I do
Breaking lockdown to meet a bird
ho ho ho giant peen
Wonder how burglars are coping now that everyone's at home all the time.
Reckon they'll just be targeting empty shops and the like eh?
It does all three.
the current plan once lockdown is lifted is to go to india to find myself
already booked a spot in the ashram
dont just pull em straight off mate can leave the head inside which gets infected
try twisting em out with a pair of tweezers or rubbing vaseline on it to make it suffocate
foreigners think television shows are real
>me before lockdown: have hair
>me after lockdown: bald
is the government going to address this?
Imagine how comfy it must be to live here
and i also want to fuck him
'kin 'ell
would
thats a big fanny bulge
love these, would make some Aussie versions if I could be arsed
some student flats are empty but what's to steal in them a pot noodle haha wasters
wtf was literally just going to just post 'mad how popular peppa pig is in America' and i come here and see this post
fucking mental that
shame america doesn't let white people in
Sister just sent me a very New Age cultish video of two kids telepathically discussing their experience as volunteers on Earth.
Their sitting height differential is all wrong, don't think blacks are human
You the guy that shaved his head?
>drives around the entire bay to get to school/work
there are a lot of small islands for sale in eastern canada, some for extremely cheap
sometimes i wonder what it would be like to live there
fucking pfhwoar
fanner is quite big though
love fat tarts. simple as.
no I'm Patrick
l-lads, I...
people with linked ins are soulless ant people
first time i've seen my hometown on /brit/