What do we think of Turkish men?

What do we think of Turkish men?

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bit gay

What if you are gay and a top?

>it's only gay if you're a bottom
turks really are the true heirs of Rome

it was the same basically everywhere before

Then you need to prove it to the commander in person.

This shit is really retarded. This is why "don't ask, don't tell" is the only policy that makes sense.

not true, they simply examine you for previous external contact inside your anus.
you can use dildos and still fake it successfully.

i would rather be forced into the military then humiliate my self

>What do we think of Turkish men?
Our greatest ally

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you can pay around 8000$ to avoid it


2 large pizzas + 1 lite coke from dominos costs 10$

so instead of paying 8000$ i ordered 2 large pizzas from dominos every day for 2 years for 7000$(they occasionally had discounts aswell)

i hit 120 kg last year now i avoided it with obesity


now its time for taxpayer to pay for my weight loss(gastric bypass) surgery thanks to free healthcare

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>becoming a lardass to get gibs and avoid work
are you secretly british?

>Hey bro, help me out I really need to avoid this, I won't make it in the army.
>Of course I don't want to do it, but it's the only way, I'm only asking you because I trust you as my best friend.

So "Lawrence of Arabia" was spot on then?

what if you are a power bottom?

then you're not gay

So, what you're telling me is that the Turkish army seeks out homosexual pornography?

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So there are guys in the turkish military that spend their working time checking out amateur gay porn?

Does it count as gay if you use a doublesided dildo and bounce on each others ass?

BLACKmail against k*uerd and l*beral poofies. No self respecting turkish homo dodged army that way, why would they indeed staying in men's dorms should be like a summer camp for gays.

The whole point is that conscription dodgers are made to humiliate themselves because Turkey is a fascist shithole.

>conscription dodgers are humiliated
is this the 90s?

t. one who's country has conscription no one can dodge

Finland seems to be more fascist.

Kek

Brave

BASED

fucking kek

kek

bazlı

i avoided it with my assburgers

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