/brit/

Big fan of white people and white culture

whos up for a game of heads n vollies

edinburgh win last year was more based
beat a full team of oxford smug eu wankers
also biased as i am a student of edinburgh
gonna apply for uc before i graduate

EXCELLENT edition. The praising of pale skin sends the jews into an almighty seethe.

My Mum's friend died of it but she was fat and old

leftypol won't like this one

rorke ruining yet another family gathering with his brief 15 minute appearance by breaking down at the dinner table and going on a schizo rant about how jews are controlling the black people to destroy the country, upsetting his grandparents.

lovecrafts cat on the right there aha

My great aunt died of it she was 95.

Like that beer like the funny plastic bit in it like getting it out the can and flicking it at people

so go to the corner shop that sells it. plenty slel it here in the city

>prefer bottles, me

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yer mam does head and swollies ahah

supplier i met a couple of times through work carked it a couple of weeks ago from the 'rona. big burly scottish lad.

i hate women lads

>Rock and Roll

alri gramps

For me, it's this one

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wales mentioned

once had the experience of opening a can of that half way for too long and i think the way the air escaped or got into it made it taste exactly like cigarette ash

>white culture

Like?

mentos that some people are getting paid more than me to sit around doing nothing meanwhile I have to WFH

Did he have any medical problems?

>drinking during the day or drinking alone at any time

fucking grim, get a hold of yourself

you're so predictable leftypol

Dont want to start drinking so early every day

Brevity is the soul of wit, leftypol devoid of both.

the worst thing about all of these posts is that you have admitted several times before that you used to be a rorke when you were a teenager so I know all of these cringy anecdotes are things you actually did

proper bastid

usually called, "Sorry it's not my ball mate" for me

never seen it is it the size of a golf ball

been learning recently that a surprising amount of women are okay with what I call "visual incest". ie. their male relatives seeing them in a sexual manner. whether that's seeing them undressing or deliberately bending over in front of the male relative etc.

>leftypol won't like this one
I guarantee the right wing politico mongrels of /brit/ know they look like pic related and are dying inside

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Now an example please

genocide, world wars, destabilizing foreign governments, unseasoned food, you know

>millions of asymptomatic people walking around with ground glass opacities in their lung CTs (if they would get them)

mental

Absolutely
Mental

Especially as noseberg shan't be allowing you to get your lungs imaged to know if you're fried or not.

nice projection leftypol

Campaigning on twitter to get someone who made a joke you find offensive fired

Love it when you call another poster a mong right at the end of the thread so he doesn't get to reply and you automatically win. Aha.

Better to look like them than a paki like you tbf

You're speaking it mate.

rorke walking around with a tear in the crotch of his boot fit Next jeans

hot

guy on left looks like a vf
guy on right looks alright, probably of an inbetweeners social level

A daring synthesis of Dave and next jeans posting

for me it's the fit blonde slag with the can of stella and the cig

You see, case in point, it's true.
And I'm a paki apparently so original. I think I'd rather look like a paki than a skinny little dweeb

Guy on the right looks like the average young lad

drinking a bottle of scheherazade

there are thousands of examples of white culture
every single culture you see around europe is white culture even if it has been sullied by non-white immigrants
romans were white, ancient egyptians were white

As long as Liam is alive Rock is not dead

youtube.com/watch?v=waq5vADP52g

You are a skinny little paki, so quite literally worse than them

anyone got that picture of the hobbit singing from lotr
might need it later on

Cringe

Virginity, thy name is Dave.

if you keep hoggin' it ill take my ball home

hes got the godfather chin lad a lot of avertage people dont look that ugly

This is what we in the Rorke business like to refer to as "rent free"

Who the fuck are these people

got no reason to live

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>he doesn't know about Joe and Andrew

Give it a rest leftypol

drinking a bottle of lucozade

not as we dont get that here

rorke in tears because mum got rid of his favourite pair of next jeans

Work for charity

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big fan of the squat fuck

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saw lg at old trafford a couple years ago
was fucking based
old bastard there with his young daughter had to ask a group of people to stop sniffing ket in front of her
lg is a bit cringe now tho

rorke only now on page 100 of the book he started in the new year but it feels like an achievement to him

listening to the Andrew and Joe show on 6music

leftypol in tears because his mum found out he was raiding her underwear draw

brown hands

going on a date with a turkish girl on thursday, is it legal to touch her or not lads?

They were following a /brit/ instagram account. doxd themselves really

I'm sure your body can heal the damage

bet that feels nice on his willard

Who cares autist

Want to give Emma Watson’s bumhole a good lick.

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Two lads that followed some random insta slag's account while /brit/ was simping her for a couple hours. This one sad case has taken it on himself to repost his le ebin dox literally every thread since.

"noooo mummy don't chuck the next jeans out its what the jews want you to do noooo"

starmer v raab at pmqs tomorrow

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I like Joe's takes on film and literature but Andy is second to none when it comes to politics

*drawer

want a gf named charity

forgot my speakers were on full haha

Look how white that crowd is, where are the PoC?

yes you do
be quiet

søren said it's fine

was almost a victim of the 2016 nice truck attack, this memory has hit me particularly hard out of nowhere

why are you lot hanging out of Yas Forums in the middle of a working day

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rorke wearing his next genes to the neo-nazi meat up

what's the bentest music you fellas like?
for me its vampire weekend, saw them live last year was incredible
no shame here

wouldnt have been very nice would it aha

for me? it's falseflagging as both rorke and leftypol at the same time

what happened?

leftypol asks to be excused early from dinner after explaining visual incest

Because we're in lockdown

>working day

Those have been cancelled

had 3 dinners tonight

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no you weren't
be quiet

what the fuck is visual incest

that was ages ago get over it

He's been wearing those jeans for the last 100 days does they EVER see the washing machine??

jeans*
meet*

can see why you failed GCSE english leftypol

rorke refusing to take his shit stained next jeans off

working from home mate
IT support for a small company is fun when you ignore tickets

been furloffed

see

don't think a truck attack is particularly nice haha

Either Lana del Rey or the Dark Cabaret genre

Technically Sufjan Stevens since every single song is basically a coin flip as to whether he's singing about a potentially homosexual relationship or about his relationship with God.

Corona virus is the great equaliser. All those pampered celebrities are celebrities no more. Those overpaid footballers, cooped up in their homes. The virus has pushed for UBI which was inevitable. It has allowed us more time to pursue hobbies and spend time with our families. No more overpriced food in restaurants. No more overcrowded tubes and buses. ALL HAIL CORONACHAN.

SQUEALING

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8240497/Shopper-takes-PPE-new-level-browsing-supermarket-shelves-body-latex-suit.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8240497/Shopper-takes-PPE-new-level-browsing-supermarket-shelves-body-latex-suit.html

where does jojo's bizarre adventure fit in on the weeb-normie scale
see a lot of memes about it on reddit and they're got it on netflix now innit might give it a watch

daily 40 mins of calisthenics keeping the 'sique in check

kylie

Is a shitty simple back"garden" like that really boastworthy in the UK?

Don't know a yank without a backyard

Visited Nice, really loved it one of my favourite places I've been in Europe, I was extremely close to extending my time there for Bastille day and Euros final. Decided at the last minute not to and two days later the attack happened

rorke crawling up the stares on all fours

Not yet

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bat soup

furloffed from luffbruv uni

Can someone give me a rundown on Dave?

Looks kind of like my cat. Spastic little attention seeking retard she is.

Probably not leftypol probably just Rasheed

based

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Who is leftypol

routine?

>rorke wearing his next genes to the neo-nazi meat up

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made a really shit horror film that's now on netflix and I'm honestly ashamed my name is on it haha

literally me

youtu.be/GTomMm61Ixw

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same am """""working""""" from home
toilberg on the ropes because of my lack of productivity

god i wish that were me
have to masquerade as a good toiler for 8 hours a day still

own your mistakes. they make you who you are.

Have been attempting to lose weight via fasting and am quite literally losing my mind by 9pm on the days I don't eat.

wow, touch and go there. glad you're right though

can someone give me a rundown on alistair

why do shaggers have to ruin everything?

no

would be funnier if it was his mumbling instead

Just three months later
had a nine in that presser
And it come straight out that blender

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how much you lost so far mate

grim all around

for me it's next genes

>posted two minutes after she posted it
you stalking her?

Barely anything, like 1kg max. Only need to lose about 10 though.

Poo comes from the bum.

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some tarq should hire him for the ultimate jay post
cameo.com/buxtagram

what does your average working from home day look like?
honestly think that your average toiler would just fuck it all off completely

got a 16kg dumbell and some resistance bands

every day pick 4-5 of the following in a rough rotation and do four high-rep sets of each

>diamond push ups
>push ups with resistance bands
>planks
>side-planks
>leg raises
>goblin squats
>dumbell row
>shoulder press
>bicep curl
>lat raises
>shrug
>front raise
>bent over lat raise
>lunges
>shitty low-weight RDLs sometimes
>glute bridges
>calf raises
>russian twists

What do the Scots and Welsh think of each other?

she is absolutely desperate to hold the limelight while 'rona is going on

six days till payday lads

have done with this the gf many times, is based

The United Nations has announced that a World Health Organization (WHO) worker was killed when a vehicle he was driving, carrying swabs from patients to be tested for coronavirus, came under attack in Myanmar’s Rakhine state.

how long you been at it?
tried intermittent fasting for like a week and got virtually no results so I gave up

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she should have left it at workers!
the last bit makes her seem like a cunt

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like fuck has it
those celebrities are comfy in the knowledge that after their nice break chilling in their mansions they have contracts lined up for them whereas your average toil runt who was already struggling on his regular pay has to make ends meet with 80%, worse still only SSP or laid off straight away

would feel very paranoid doing this

Brythonic Celts>Gaelic Celts

Imagine Trump pounding Greta's snatch

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vile freak

i still have a job

grazie re. Obviously there's no way of knowing if I would've died or been at the scene when it happened but it was very shocking

Is there a modern horror that isn't just full of cliche tropes and jumpscares?

rorke secretly browsing r/transpassing, then feeling incredibly guilty after he gets a stiffy

nice. i'm currently working through pic related
tuesdays, thursdays and saturdays i'm running and doing whatever accessories i feel like with dumbbells

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me and the gf

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You are like little babys. Watch this

youtube.com/watch?v=-LDZkFSnzl8

I went hard for about a week and probably ate half the calories I normally do in a week. Keep at it lad. It's a marathon, not a race.

What's the story with the schools in the UK for teenagers, they opening or not?

Grim video

>a week and you gave up

never gonna make it

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imagine her tongue sliding down your peehole

no

wish I had a pull-up bar and dip bars

Any ST man in

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imagine shagging your own sister lads

yeah

Musclebutt

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Hereditary

I'm not amer

Rorke looks like this but believes his extreme right wing beliefs will make the girls think he's incredibly macho.

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I'm scared and horny

covid19.healthdata.org/spain

France, Italy, and Spain by May 1 are projected to have ICU bed demand at most half of total capacity.

In the old days, there would be preparations to make May 1 a huge day of remembrance and celebration across Europe. Yet everyone is acting like were fucked

imagine my cock sliding in your arsehole

cheers pal good luck with it

why did god make food taste so good if he didn't want me to be fat

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>WHO nog trying to remain relevant after his chink bias was exposed