I have not had a girlfriend in 1171 days

I have not had a girlfriend in 1171 days

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people who post pepefrogs are mentally unstable and on the verge of a breakdown due to the insurmountable amount of days spent without human contact

>9 861 days

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it's apu retard

the fuck do I care you braindead nolife

I have not had sex since the 1st of January 2017

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Only normies break down without human contact.

>10,286 days

100% true

>pepefrogs

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say it again tough guy, I'll fuck you in the ass

literally everything with a frog on the catalog right now sounds like the same boring obnoxious xXxSpasticLordxXx who's rude and stupid without reason but then softens up when you say something something "frens" to him
and not to be rude but I can 100% tell with absolute certainty they were the most distant and uninteresting in their class

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my days without gf were the happiest, i could binge on coke and prostitutes for the entire weekend, sleep for 3 days, not shower until thursday and nobody would notice or give 2 shits

I'll fuck you until you love me, faggot


Oh and like 3000 days

nearly 8500 days

>tfw 9838 days

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Such oddly specific descriptions always betray the poster's own problems.

I have not had gf in 22 years

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ah-bloo-bloo

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I was lonely growing up but never a pain in the ass of anyone. I hear that a lot that people who talk too much are always projecting but nowadays you can't voice your frustrations in any way without someone calling it projection

I have not had a gf or had sex in 28 years.

Sometimes it's justified because for example there's really no reason to be frustrated about frogposting on Yas Forums, or to take pride in how interesting you seemed in high school.

based gigachad

rookie numbers

>6,973 days without a gf

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10,975 days without gf

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for me its been 43 days

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>tfw no gf in 20 years
Get on my level, loser.

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how can you not a gf in russian.like aren't the number of girls way more than the number of boys

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only if you are into gilfs
otherwise, it's the other way around actually

what girlfriend?

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