Why is Nordic culture creepy?

unironically jewish projection

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>Ari Aster (born July 15, 1986)[1] is an American filmmaker and screenwriter. He wrote the short film The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (2011), then wrote and directed the horror films Hereditary (2018) and Midsommar (2019)
>Aster was born in New York City. His father was a musician and his mother was a poet. He has a younger brother.[2] Aster is Jewish

>JEWISH
Gee I wonder who could be behind this movie?

Nothing wrong with making fun of faggy Swedish midsummer celebrations. Did you know that they prance around penispoles then? Why can't they just get extremely drunk, burn bonfires and drown in a lake after sauna like normal people celebrate midsummer.

>get extremely drunk, burn bonfires
but we already do that

>Jew takes a(nother) shit on european culture
>Its just a film bro
I swear I will fucking kill current nordics and move there myself.

>Did you know that they prance around penispoles then?
They're not penispoles you retards. The ones that look like crosses are a newer invention and they are just what you'd expect them to be - modelled to look like crosses.

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>I swear I will fucking kill current nordics and move there myself.
I have no idea how you reached that conclusion but whatever. It is indeed a shitty movie that purposefully misunderstands and misrepresents Swedish culture. I hate it.

>Why can't they just get extremely drunk, burn bonfires and drown in a lake after sauna
We do literally every single one of these Pekka.

>I hate it.
GOOD

do swedish neets put their biggest dildo on the floor and jump around it, when they don't have friends or family to do it with the real thing?

>We do literally every single one of these Pekka.
Damn sweden is based after all

Movies have made fun of other cultures since the art forms inception. Did you get this butthurt about Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom """""shitting"""""" on Indian culture? Of course not because it's just a movie bro. Why the fuck do you care that faggy Swedish traditions are made as a horror movie?
>We do literally every single one of these Pekka.
Yes but in addition to those you prance around penispole.

We need to clone varg multiple times so that he cleanse nordic lands euronymous style from shitheads like you.

>t. turk
You didn't answer my question. Why do you care about faggy Swedish traditions getting remade into horror movie when movies have done that to others cultures thousands of times?

Hold on, you don't burn that pole down?
We burn it and it's fun

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Can someone give a tldr of the movie? I know its something about the swedes turning evil at midsummer but what do they do?

varg would never hurt a finn

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wait till you see alpine mythology

>t. turk
Im a mutt but still whiter than you subotai.
This is my answer to your question

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No, we raise the giant peni.. I mean pole and then we all go and have drunken sex in the bushes.
The amount of people who's birthday is 9 months after Midsummer is quite large kek.

>He wouldnt hurt finns
I would if they are like and I think he would too.

The only soulful nordic country is Finland
Finnish people are filled with soul

Moomins, Spede Pasanen, Linkota, Tom of Finland, just to name a few

>drunken sex in the bushes.
ye, same here.
We also jump the fire. The higher the fire - the better. Of course you need to do it when extremely drunk and in night - for that extra fun

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Sounds based as fuck. Guess I need to bring the gasoline this year.

>like
like you*

People who celebrate close to river also float fire ''thingies''. Oh and if you have a steep hill (sadly not that many hills in Latvia) you make a burning ball and push it towards people :D

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The Danes and Norwegians burn it down, we Swedes just leave it there for whatever reason.

Yes whoever made that movie should be hanged

No we don't, you're just a faggot who thinks he sees penises everywhere. see >Moomins
Fenno-Swede. Finns can't even read Mumin in the original language :DD

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