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hey my cool cats and kittens edition

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The future

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like blur
like oasis
despise aussies

NO WAY JANNY LETS HIM POST A THREAD AT 263

THERE'S NO WAY HE JUST DID THAT JANNY

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need my willy to an inch longer

rock dweller here, when are most of us going back to toil?

dave's about
can literally smell his foul specious odour from thousands of kilometres away

doing a poo in the loo

how big is it atm?

where are they?!
where are what?
the measuring cups you used to make this with!

so, am i gonna post in the early new you ask
i dunno

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hot girls know that they are hot

Have just sent a bill to china asking for them to pay for my wages. If they don't comply I will be taking it up with the local.

now that its confirmed to be from a lab i can safely go back to eating bat soup

he's the OP
dave has taken a special liking for the pics of these two boys

nicola sturgeon has just called a referendum

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Why's David Beckham Simping The Queen

The problem we have no is so many people are enjoying their comfy NEET life that they're willing to pretend COVID is dangerous just to continue lockdown.

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willing to sacrifice an inch of my willy in exchange for an inch of height
a faustian pact if you will

>wake up
>see this
Wat do?

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on the best scottish whiskey?

Why don't you just buy some nike airs?

read that the 'rona shrinks your willy

tried to read faust but gave up

— 5.1 billion people under lockdown —
— 215 countries and territories infected —
— 9.3x more confirmed deaths than swine flu —
— 70 vaccines and 273 treatments announced —
— 4,623 strains have been sequenced —

Personally I step out in a Hazmat suit and a Gasmask to spread more fear

don't wear sneakers
not a nigger

no he hasnt
be quiet

Shut up nerd

heard she died, this bird

If I was two inches taller with my willy being two inches smaller I'd be 6ft with a 4 inch knob
If I was two inches shorter with my willy being two inches larger I'd be 5'8 with an 8 inch knob

Don't really see either situation preferable to the situation I'm in now

>fuck off you adhd autismo virgin freak

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Don’t bother arguing with nothingburgerfags, their neurological faculties are simply not built for reasoning.

twist her nipples to get her off

THERE'S NO WAY JANNY JUST LET OP DISRESPECT HIM LIKE THAT POSTING THE NEW THAT EARLY
THESE NIGGAS REALLY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE IRON FIST
mostly watching the best pkers of runescape making hundreds of millions of gold pieces a day per account (1m=0.80c USD)

ngl it's giving a young hustler a little motivation to develop a similar but less sophisticated version of the undefeatable dota bot openAI developed for shits & giggles, but for runescape

they published all of their methods which are able to be applied in a similar fashion, but it would still be a LOT of work, on the upside the skills gained from the thought experiment could land me a far better job from what i currently do

Paratrooper boots with white laces it is then

Kill yourself you lost to emus

>sneakers
do one

if i were*
if i were*

The UK is only 0 days behind Italy.

Mad how coronavirus started in the US. Remember those strange "vaping illnesses" (Strain-A) in late 2019? It mysteriously stopped appearing, after they renamed it to #COVID19 when it spread to Wuhan and mutated further. Moreover, the U.S Intelligence knew about it as back as November.

never done sex

eh?

Ok thanks

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willing to the opposite, to the point where im 2 inches tall but have a 6 foot long willy

40,000 people have died from covid in the USA

more for me

would post a pic of my willy but my dads next to the router and im trying to avoid him

>enjoy your McDonalds, sir
>thanks, you too

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5'8 is a better height that 5'10 for shagging
Top shaggers always seem to be 5'8 - 5'9 for some reason.

dunno if i would go for a full inch but i wish i could take off at least a half inch of length for an extra half inch of girth

*runs over your willy on a bicycle*

>(you)
>(you)
>(you)
dominating

40,000 more and hopefully the protesters

primordial gimmique

50,000 people used to live ere.. now its a ghost town

had (paid) sex last night

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>5'8 is a better height that 5'10 for shagging
>Top shaggers always seem to be 5'8 - 5'9 for some reason.

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