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hmmm

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in all reality the lockdown absolutely cannot be lifted until there is a safe and effective vaccine and everyone has been vaccinated

even if it takes 10 years to reach that point
then we can reopen

>The Sun know what's important for the readers
How peng!

>NOOOOO FOOKIN' HELL MATE, NOT MY BEERS

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business idea: a vaccine for COVID-19

>depression
>social anxiety
>fear of rejection

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>depressed
>social anxiety

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The flu pandemic of 1918 ended without a vaccine being developed. Viruses naturally mutate to be less deadly over time.

Femoid manipulation magic is literally my biggest fetish, unfortunately enough

youtu.be/oql3TJfL0oU

>NOOOOO I HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH MY CHILDREN END THE LOCKDOWN

Why do people do this? What's the point of having children if you want them out of the house 80% of the day?

watching pirates of the caribbean: two worlds

for me something happened when I was 7 years old. Then it got even worse when puberty started

Have it on good authority covid nineteen is bioengineered to eradicate big baz

my wife

Shame this meme will never catch on anywhere but /brit/, reckon Robert Webb would be distraught that his face is used to mock mental illness lmao

>10 years

bit optimistic mate

Only 60% of the population need to be vaccinated/immune for herd immunity.

who nonced you

You got nonced, lads get a look at the noncee.

*SNIFF! SNIFF!*

Just need to let it burn through the population like we did then. It’s like we think we are above pandemics and people shouldn’t have to die

Was the oji san hot

she wants a man who uses the photon Yas Forums theme

How'd it even start?

>Viruses naturally mutate to be less deadly over time.

untrue
some viruses have done that in the past but it's not a given that this will mutate to become weaker or that people can develop long term immunity to it after exposure

there is only one thing that a virus seeks to do and that is replicate itself
weakening may help it replicate or it may not

Here's what's gonna happen lads

>Schools and childcare reopen
>Infections climb rapidly because kids are retards
>Goes back and forth a bit between lockdown and reduced restrictions
>After a while a non-insignificant amount of people have been infected
>Compromise on lockdown and opening
>People with immunity certificates (test positive for antibodies) allowed to meet and go out to the pubs and restaurants
>Allows places to reopen without a risk of huge infection spike
>Works ok for a bit but then people start trying to get infected intentionally, Yas Forums spins crazy theories about how to get a weak version
>Prompts a public crisis and debate. Intentionally becoming infected ruled a crime but almost impossible to enforce.
>Society bifurcates into the immune and the not immune (for instance becomes another thing listed on tinder, social groups fragment around it, only those with certs can travel)

Self-confidence is a cope, 99% of people who have it haven't really done anything to warrant it. "Depressed" people are just realists.

dunno, must have been a gimmick for at least 6 months if not more now

Actually:

no

this asian lady used to always kiss me at church and it terrified the fuck out of me but don't think that was it.

gaslighting /brit/ posters into believing they got nonced as kids, the hot new gimmiqué of 2020

depends on the virus
for measles you need vaccination rate > 98% in order for herd immunity because of how contagious it is

it is unknown at this time what percentage is needed for herd immunity to this virus

not desperate at all

well being depressed isn’t going to get you anywhere is it? so why not just play along

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if dubs i move some money and order pizza

lads got cum in my eye

embarrassing begs

>at least 6 months
FONC

not arsed just want the footy back

sorry

is there a way I can pay voluntarily extra tax like just give the government extra money

do you want to watch the man kick the ball?

we measured 15% immunity in the region where it broke out via antibodies

sweden is going to dab on every other country once this is done

i wish i was british

That’s literally how natural selection works. The deadlier strains die off because they kill their hosts. A virus cannot survive without a host.

The government just needs to change its messaging to accept its not a threat to the vast majority of people. We should shield the most vulnerable and just get on with it. We can't just hide indefinitely and even if that were the plan (it isn't) the simple fact is society won't just accept it forever. Right now people are all about the save lives narrative but lockdown is a short term solution.

A small pot noodle is like 500cals, dunno what that one is but I can tell his diet wont be going well if that's recent

It's like when Cypher took the redpill in the matrix. Once you know the truth, it's impossible to forget it. Ignorance truly is bliss.

not if there is permanent lung damage. Don't know what the lasting effects of the virus are yet.

but what if god was really one of us

Shame we couldn’t have just done what Sweden’s doing, not looking forward to the economic fallout of this one bit

‘There is nothing, Lady Galadriel,’ said Gimli, bowing low
and stammering. ‘Nothing, unless it might be – unless it is
permitted to ask, nay, to name a single strand of your hair,
which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the
gems of the mine. I do not ask for such a gift. But you
commanded me to name my desire.’
The Elves stirred and murmured with astonishment, and
Celeborn gazed at the Dwarf in wonder, but the Lady smiled.
‘It is said that the skill of the Dwarves is in their hands rather
than in their tongues,’ she said; ‘yet that is not true of Gimli.
For none have ever made to me a request so bold and yet so
courteous. And how shall I refuse, since I commanded him
to speak? But tell me, what would you do with such a gift?’
‘Treasure it, Lady,’ he answered, ‘in memory of your
words to me at our first meeting. And if ever I return to the
smithies of my home, it shall be set in imperishable crystal
to be an heirloom of my house, and a pledge of good will
between the Mountain and the Wood until the end of
days.’
Then the Lady unbraided one of her long tresses, and cut
off three golden hairs, and laid them in Gimli’s hand. ‘These
words shall go with the gift,’ she said. ‘I do not foretell, for
all foretelling is now vain: on the one hand lies darkness, and
on the other only hope. But if hope should not fail, then I
say to you, Gimli son of Glo´in, that your hands shall flow
with gold, and yet over you gold shall have no dominion.

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la criatura anglosajona

fuck off you spacker

>sweden

outlook: not good

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That'll be the plan eventually, but no government wants to admit their strategy is wrong right now.

In death toll possibly